Doctor Monty, leader of the Keepers, was in his bedroom in the house in Agartha. He was reading the Kronorium, reading about all the timelines of the multiverse when he heard a knock at his door.
Monty, annoyed, went to open the door to see Doctor Ludvig Maxis.
"Monty..." Said Maxis, nervous."Don't get mad but...I sent Samantha and Eddie to Camp Edward."
...
Monty then turned into an Apothicon to eat Doctor Maxis. After killing the german scientist, he heard his phone ring.
Doctor Monty turned back into his human form and grabbed his phone."Hello. You've reached the house that is in the center of the multiverse." Monty said to whoever was on the phone.
"It seems you have lost the children, my old friend." Said the Shadowman.
Doctor Monty gasped."Shadowman from Aether band class!"
"I hear that the cycle is now broken." The agent of the Apothicons smiled.
"Well, yeah...how's being trapped in the Summoning Key?" Monty asked, mocking him.
"Eh, It's not too bad. I can watch Netflix in here." He said."Anyway, I'm the leader of a big band now and we're supposed to play in the Multiverse Bowl next week."
"The mu-mu-mu...the mu-mu-mu...the mu-mu-mu?!" Monty stuttered.
"That's right. I'm living your dreams, Monty. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us."
"Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh..."
"I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to living in that house now."
"Hold it!" Monty exclaimed."It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Multiverse Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!"
"Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen!" The Shadowman laughed and hung up.
Doctor Monty stood there for a long time."Where the hell am I gonna find a band?"
"Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?" Mara Jade read from a poster.
"Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit the multiverse." Ultimis Edward Richtofen read.
"And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know." Dee Reynolds read.
"Not to mention free refreshments." Tywin Lannister read.
"Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp." Frank Castle, also known as the Punisher, read as he killed some drug dealers.
Doctor Monty opened a blue portal. He walked into the portal and was in a warehouse where he saw everyone in the multiverse.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah..." They all said.
"People, people...and ponies..." He said, looking over at Twilight Sparkle and other creatures from Equestria."Settle down! How many of you have played musical instruments before?"
"Do instruments of torture count?" Darth Vader asked.
"No." Monty answered.
"Is vodka an instrument?" Asked Ultimis Nikolai Belinski.
"No, Nikolai, vodka is not an instrument."
Ultimis Tank Dempsey raised his hand.
"Juggernog is not an instrument, either."
Ultimis Tank Dempsey lowered his hand.
"That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you." Monty laughed.
...
"When do we get the free food?" Asked Tywin Lannister.
Monty ignored the Lannister."Okay, try to repeat after me." Monty played the clarinet."Brass section, go."
The brass section played poorly.
"Uh...good. Now the wind."
The wind section also played poorly.
"And the drums."
The drum section blew on their drum sticks. They blew out the stick and they hit Monty's clothing, sticking him to the wall.
"Too bad that didn't kill me."
"Let's just try stepping in the rhythm." Monty said after he got unstuck."Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five."
"Is this the part where we start kicking?" Asked Primis Edward Richtofen, excited.
"No, Richtofen, that's a chorus line."
"Kicking?!" Said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, jumping out of his seat."I want to start kicking!"
Doofenshmirtz then kicked Black Widow's leg. The Avenger looked at him angrily."Why, you...!"
She jumped on the scientist and fought him, rolling outside of the building.
Doofenshmirtz yelled in pain.
Everyone stared at the door, nothing but silence in the room.
...
Doofenshmirtz opened to door, his head sticking out."Whoever is the owner of the YT-1300 light freighter, you left your lights on."
The evil scientist walked in and everyone saw a trombone on his body. He walked in, the trombone making noises. The trombone made a loud noise when he sat down.
Day Two.
The band was walking down the street, playing music really badly.
"Okay, that's perfect, everybody." Monty lied as he lead them."Flag twirlers, really spin those things." Monty told them.
General Grievous, who was using all his arms, and Quicksilver spun their flags faster.
"Flag twirlers, let's move! C'mon, move!" Monty yelled.
The two spun their flags so hard and fast, they started flying into the sky. They then hit a blimp, causing it to explode.
...
Primis Tank Dempsey played as song as everyone paid their respects to the Separatist general and the fast Mutant.
Monty just laid down on the ground, saying nothing.
Day three.
"How's that harmonica solo coming, R2-D2?" Monty asked the astromech droid.
The droid beeped. R2 then slowly treaded back and forth slowly, somehow blowing air into the harmonica.
The droid did this until he got tired. He then fainted, falling over quickly.
Day four.
Monty was looking at everyone." Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that you haven't improved since we began..."
Pinkie Pie was just chewing on a trumpet.
"But I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?"
"Correct!" Yelled Nom Anor.
"So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready?" They nodded."And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!"
They played so loud, the glass windows broke.
Monty's face was all messed up by the sound."Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us."
"Maybe if some of us knew how to play correctly." Said Captain John Price, looking at Leonard L. Church.
"Hey, what did you just say?" Church asked, looking at him.
"You know, you are the worst soldier ever." Captain Price said to him.
"You fucking asshole," Church said, raising his sniper rifle and aiming it at Price.
He fired...only to miss.
Price laughed."Like I said. Worst soldier ever." Price then brought out a pistol.
Captain America got between the two."No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off." He said.
"Oh, so now the guy who couldn't even stop Baron Zemo is gonna preach to us." Said Wilhuff Tarkin.
Everyone then started arguing.
"Wait, wait." Said Doctor Monty."I know tensions are high..."
They all then started fighting each other.
Bucky Barnes punched James Sawyer Ford in the face. Church and Price were trying to shoot each other until Princess Celestia banged their heads against each other.
Black Widow kicked Han Solo in the crotch. Doofenshmirtz went over and kicked Black Widow again.
She growled but then brought out a trumpet. Doofenshmirtz quickly ran away and Black Widow followed him.
The clock then showed it to be 10 o'clock and everyone stopped fighting.
"Hey, class is over." Said Frank Reynolds.
Everybody was about to leave the warehouse when Monty slammed the front door open.
"Well, you did it. You took my one chance in happiness...and crushed it! Crushed it into little, tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks." He sobbed."Thanks for nothing!" He walked away from them.
...
"Your welcome." Said Samuel J. Stuhlinger.
"What kind of monsters are we?" Said Primis Nikolai Belinski."That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Monty's always been there for us when it was convenient for him."
Primis Nikolai looked at Starlight Glimmer."Comrade Starlight, when you were evil, who reformed you?"
"Twilight Sparkle." Starlight answered.
"And Luke Skywalker. When you lost your hand, who got you a new one?"
"Some medical droid." Said Luke Skywalker.
"Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Monty was an Alicorn or a medical droid, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band."
Everyone yelled in agreement.
Primis Nikolai stood on a box."Now let's make Monty proud." He said."A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo."
The next day, Monty was walking to the Multiverse Bowl." I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that..." Monty saw the Shadowman."...Shadowman doesn't find out! Shadowman!" He screamed."What are you doing here?!"
The Apothicon laughed."I just wanna watch you blow it. So, where's your band?"
"Uh, they couldn't come. They...died."
"Then who's that?" The Shadowman pointed behind him.
"That would be my band!" Monty yelled, shocked to see everyone behind him.
"Well, Monty, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look."
Primis Nikolai was dancing weirdly.
"That's his...eager face," Monty told the Shadowman.
They then went into a glass dome. Monty looked at everyone." I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town." Monty said.
"That's the spirit, comrade!" Said Primis Nikolai with a smile.
The dome then started to rise to a football field."Okay, football fans. Put your hands together for the Multiverse Super Band!"
"These are some ugly fucking people." Said Ultimis Nikolai, looking at the live-action humans at the stadium.
"Perhaps we're in one of those toxic waste dumps." Count Dooku said.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." Said Rainbow Dash, disgusted by the humans.
"Okay, everybody." Monty said, nervous."Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4..."
To his surprise, he heard fanfare playing from Dash Rendar, Jon Snow, Magneto, Frank Woods, John Locke, and others.
They then stopped and Monty saw Boba Fett playing the beginning of the song. Everybody slid away to reveal Primis Nikolai.
"The winner takes all," The Russian sang."it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall Will never sacrifice their will."
Iron Man then started playing the drums.
Fire came out of the stage as Mara Jade, Dee Reynolds, and The Punisher started playing.
"Don't ever look back on the world closing in. Be on the attack with your wings on the wind. Oh, the games will begin." Monty smiled smugly at the Shadowman, who was also shocked.
"And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight," Primis Nikolai sang.
The performance was so good, the Shadowman had a heart attack and fainted. Some people put him on a stretcher and took him away.
Monty then danced as Primis Nikolai continued to sing.
"And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the one who's last to fall. Sweet, sweet victory..."
