THE ADDISONS SITCOM

Author's note: going to make this hell go all the way to chapter 20 kjskfj


It was morning and Blue abruptly woke up to a food bowl dumped onto his face. Spamton sat on his chest.

"SPAMTON, GAWD DAMN IT!" He swatted the food bowl to the floor. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE NOT A CAT!"

Spamton scowled "Feed me [[LASAGNA]]." and proceeded to sit on his face causing Blue to scream in terror.

"HOLY FUCKING SHITTING HELL OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!" Screeched the horrified blue man. "SPAMTON WHAT THE HELL?!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Screeched Pink from the hallway. "GAWD, FUCK! DRAMA QUEEN!" He dramatically swooshed his fluffy pink robe as he made his way to the kitchen to brew some tea.

"Bitch." Said Blue.

"Bitch." Responded Pink.

"Bitch." Said Orange from another room.

"Bitch." Said Yellow from the kitchen.

Sans was at the kitchen table drinking ketchup from a mug as if it were coffee. "Mondays?!" Canned laughter roared.

"Fuck, it's Monday." Sighed Yellow across the table reading the newspaper. "Bitch."

"Bitch." Said Pink as he brewed hot tea. "I need to sell some tea today."

"Bitch." Said Orange as he approached the kitchen. He opened the fridge to get a bottle of orange juice and proceeded to drink the contents right out of the bottle.

"OH GROSS, ORANGE!" Shouted Pink. "YOU BITCH! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POUR IT INTO A CUP SO WE WON'T GET YOUR FILTHY GERMS!"

"FUCK YOU!" Shouted Orange as he shot the finger and brought the entire bottle of orange juice to the kitchen table to consume. "Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

Blue approached the kitchen with an exhausted expression on his face as Spamton clung to the back of his head. "Morning."

"Bitch." Said the other three Addisons.

"Bitch." Responded Blue as he threw the food bowl onto the floor and pulled out a box of SPAMTON FOOD from the cabinets. "Please." He pleaded with the gremlin as he plucked him off his head. "PLEASE, do not create tiny spamtons to infest this house. PLEEEEASE."

Spamton scowled at him and then reluctantly shook his head in agreement. "Bitch."

"Bitch." Responded Blue as he nervously poured out the Spamton food into the food bowl. Spamton slammed his head into the dish and inhaled the Spamton Food. "YUM YUM DELICIOUS KROMER." He laughed manically.

Blue sighed and sat at the kitchen table to pour himself a cup of coffee. "Okay, so what are we going to do today."

"SINCE FUCKING ORANGE ASS OVER HERE DRANK ALL THE ORANGE JUICE WE WILL HAVE TO GO TO WAL-FUCKING-MART TODAY TO GET ANOTHER BOTTLE!" Screeched Pink as he stuck his pinky out while lifting his cup of tea to take a sip. "Bitch."

"Bitch." Said Orange as he drank the entire bottle of orange juice out of spite and then chucked the bottle onto Pink's face causing him to spill the tea onto the table creating a mess.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" He paused. "Wait… it's usually Yellow that ruins my day."

"It's fucking Monday." Said Yellow as he sipped on his coffee. "Mondays naturally ruin everyone's day. Just look at this funny orange cat in the funnies." He showed the three a comic strip in the newspaper of Garfield doing nothing other than just sitting there angry.

Spamton crawled onto the table to lick up the tea.

Yellow sighed and rolled up his newspaper to swat at him. "NO. NO. BAD. BAD. OFF THE TABLE. OFF."

Spamton hissed at him before pouncing onto Pink's head causing the pink man to screech out incoherent noises. "YELLOW, YOU BITCH! I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING! I KNEW IT!" He savagely climbed onto the table to reach the yellow man, foam dripping out his mouth in rage.

"Here we go again." Stated Yellow apathetically.

Blue pulled Pink off the table and took Spamton off his head. "Let's… let's just go to Walmart and get this over with."

"FINE!" Screeched Pink as he stomped over to the bathroom. "FIRST I MUST PUT ON MY MAKEUP! CAN'T LET ANYONE EVER SEE ME LIKE THIS! EVER!"

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

Six hours passed of Blue, Yellow, and Orange waiting for Pink to be done with the bathroom. "PINK, ARE YOU DONE YET?" Shouted Yellow.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Shouted the Pink man. "MY NAILS ARE DRYING!"

"Oh my god." Sighed Blue as he rested his face onto his palms.

Another hour passed and Pink was finally ready to step out. The four walked over to Walmart. Spamton trailed behind sniffing the ground along the way for Kromers.

"Bitch." Said Pink.

"Bitch." Said Blue.

"Bitch." Said Yellow.

"Bitch." Said Orange.

"Bitch."

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Two hours later they arrived at Walmart. Swatch was a greeter there as the four walked in. "Piss-off-athon." He muttered.

"You too." Responded Blue.

"Piss-off-athon."

They went halfway into the store before getting confused. "Okay, where the fuck do we find the orange juice section?"

"Let's ask the employee." Said Yellow as he walked back to Swatch. "Where is the orange juice?"

"Piss-off-athon."

"Uhhhh… where?"

"Piss-off-athon."

"Aisle 6?"

"Piss-off-athon."

"The back?"

"Piss-off-athon."

"Uhh?"

"Piss-off-athon."

Suddenly Spamton crawled into the store sniffing the floor. He found a Kromer on the floor and inhaled it. "YUM YUM DELICIOUS KROMER!" He shouted as he opened his mouth releasing tiny Spamtons.

"OH FUCK, THIS SHIT AGAIN!" Shouted Orange accidentally stepping on a spamton. "FUCK, I STEPPED IN SPAMTON!"

Swatch sighed and got a broom to chase Spamton and the tiny Spamtons out the store. "Piss-off-athon."

Spamton avoided the broom and ran into the store knocking items off the shelves as the herd of tiny Spamtons followed behind him creating a mess. Swatch ran after them trying to swat them with the broom. "PIss-off-athon!"

Blue placed his palm over his face and sighed.

Sans appeared "You're gonna have a bad time." He said as canned laughter roared. "I hate Mondays!" The canned laughter erupted so hard people started dying in the audience.

TO BE CONTINUED?

Author's second note: plz watch my video on youtube SPAMTON GETS A MYSPACE