THE ADDISONS SITCOM

Author's note: o shit can't post vids here :(
but at Ao3 I can :)


The Addisons returned home and had 'bitch' backlog from not stating 'bitch' for the past several hours and began spouting 'bitch' at each other like chirping birds.

"Bitch." Said Blue as he placed Spamton onto the floor to which he scuttled off laughing to watch Garfield in the living room.

"Bitch." Responded Orange.

"Bitch." Said Yellow as he removed Pink off his shoulders placing him onto the kitchen table.

"Bi-Bitch." Muttered Pink.

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bi-Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bi-Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bi-Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bi-Bitch."

Two hours passed before they all sat on the floor. "Okay, let's sleep."

Pink was nearly passed out.

"Someone help Pink get to bed, please."

Yellow got up and dragged Pink off the table, his body slammed onto the floor and dragged all along the hallway. Pink was too exhausted to furiously screech at him and decided to hold a grudge for tomorrow morning. He flung Pink onto the bed breaking the headboard and the entire bed.

Pink weakly shot the finger at Yellow as the yellow man left the room to head to his own room to sleep.

Orange got up and went to the bathroom to wash his face before retiring to his bed.

Blue was too exhausted to shower and walked over to his bed plopping himself onto it without even pulling the covers over himself.

"Urghh." He muttered.

Suddenly he heard scuttling in his room. Immediately he knew it was Spamton but was too tired to do anything. The gremlin climbed onto the bed and then rudely crawled onto of Blue plopping himself into Blue's hair.

"Spamton, why?" Sobbed Blue.

Spamton curled up to sleep and began purring.

Blue sobbed.

Sans peeked ominously through the window chuckling to himself. "Heh heh, tomorrow is Monday. Lasagna. They're gonna have a bad time." One of his eyes popped into a blue flame. "OH FUCK MY EYE IS ON FIRE!"

Blue turned over and noticed the skeleton peeking in through the window and screamed. "HOLY SHIT!" He hopped out of bed accidentally knocking Spamton off as he quickly shut the curtains.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Screeched Yellow from his room. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IF WE DON'T GET ANY REST."

"Bitch." Said Blue.

"Bitch." Responded Yellow.

"Bitch." Said Orange.

"Bi-Bitch." Said Pink.

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bi-Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bi-Bitch."

Blue returned back to his bed and once again plopped himself onto it face down as Spamton climbed onto him again to nest within his hair.

Everyone finally fell asleep after a long hectic day.

TO BE CONTINUED?

Author's second note: look up SPAMTON TAKES A BATH on youtube k bai