THE ADDISONS SITCOM
Author's note: THE BEST PLACE TO HIDE IS INSANITY
It was the next day and the Addisons woke up. Blue woke up to Spamton sitting on his face. "SPAMTON!" Screeched Blue as he shoved him off. Spamton reached into Blue's pocket and pulled out his Maus to play with it while purring.
Blue stared at him with a deadpan expression. "Spam, are you purposely acting like a cat to mess with me?"
Spamton frowned and then looked down to the floor in shame. "Yes [[FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY]]!"
"God damn it, Spamton." He retrieved back his Maus and shoved it back into his pocket and then carried the gremlin into the kitchen where he found Orange, Yellow, and Pink sitting around the kitchen table exchanging pleasantries.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch." Said Pink.
"Bitch." Said Blue as he sat with them.
Sans walked in. "MONDAYS? I HATE MONDAYS!" Canned laughter roared furiously and began to get out of control.
"What?" Asked Blue as he checked the calendar to find that each day was Monday. "It's Monday again? Yesterday was Monday! How can this be?!"
Intense rumbling occurred knocking everyone down onto the floor. Yellow stepped outside to see what was going on. To his horror, alarms were going off and the sky of Cyber City cracked open revealing Garfield. It spoke, 'YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA.'
[look up GARFIELD INVADES CYBER CITY youtube.]
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Screeched the terrified yellow man as he ran back inside shutting the door shut. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"
"What happened?" Asked Pink.
"THE FUCKING SKY CRACKED OPEN AND THAT ORANGE CAT IS PEEKING IN!" Yellow shook intensely from the terror.
"Oh, is this ANOTHER ONE of your tricks to mess up my hair?!" Pink crossed his arms. "WELL I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT, PISS BITCH."
Orange and Blue went over to the window to peer out and then screamed upon witnessing the crack in the sky. "HOLY FUCKING SHITTING HELL FUCK WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL?!" They shouted in unison.
Pink scowled and walked over to the window before also becoming terrified at the sight. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" He immediately closed the curtains of the window and the four sat on the floor hugging each other scared of whatever is happening outside.
Nearby Sans was laughing. Suddenly one of his eyes exploded into a blue flame again. "FUCK! MY FUCKING EYE IS ON FIRE AGAIN!"
"Blue, I'm scared." Said Orange.
Spamton joined the circle unaware of the chaos going on outside. "[[BARGIN PRICES! DEALS DEALS DEALS DEALS!]]"
Pink screeched out furiously and grabbed the gremlin chucking him at the window shattering it.
"PINK!" Shouted Blue. "YOU CREATED AN OPENING IN THE HOUSE! Who knows if that thing in the sky will start pulling us up into its mouth."
"We need protection!" Yelled Yellow as he ran around the house to find some wood. He went into Pink's room and grabbed pieces of the broken bed and returned back with nails and a hammer.
"OH YOU FUCKING PISS BITCH!" Screeched Pink.
"YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY IT!"
"WELL YOU BROKE MY BED!"
Blue broke up the fight. "Everyone we must try to remain calm. We don't know what's going on."
Orange shivered remaining seated on the floor.
Spamton crawled back in through the broken window, his face was etched with terror and he went to hide behind Blue.
Yellow began to nail the pieces of the broken bed onto the shattered window as the horrifying sound of sirens and the words bellowing from the large orange cat in the sky sent shivers up the yellow man's spine. He worked as fast as he could so he can go back inside for shelter. "This is so fucking unnerving." He muttered as he finished nailing the pieces covering up as much of the window as possible. He quickly ran back inside.
Blue, Orange, Pink, and Spamton were sitting on the floor in the living room and had shut off all their lights.
"What do we do?" Asked Orange to Blue. "I'm so scared."
"We'll be okay." He reassured placing his hand onto his shoulder. He was not so sure himself but wanted to provide some comfort. Spamton crawled onto Blue's lap shivering in terror. Blue gently patted his head. To help ease the frightening atmosphere he proceeded to start up a conversation. "Bitch." He said.
"Bi-Bitch." Nervously responded Yellow.
"Bitch." Spoke Pink.
Orange was hesitant but spoke, "… Bitch."
"Bitch."
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"Bitch."
TO BE CONTINUED?
