THE ADDISONS SITCOM
Author's note: CHAOS CHAOS LET IT RAIN ALL THESE BUGS ARE IN MY BRAIN
The rumbling and terrifying noises from the outside persisted as the Addisons and Spamton huddled together on the floor of the living room. Suddenly the roof of their house cracked as it began to lift. "HOLY SHIT!" Shouted Yellow.
"IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR ELABORATE PLANS TO RUIN MY HAIR, YELLOW?!" Screeched Pink.
"OH MY GOD, PINK!" Retaliated Yellowed. "THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKED UP GOING ON AND—" The roof entirely lifted and soon the house began to deteriorate into pieces as the terrifying sirens and 'YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA' bellowed through sending shivers up the spines of the five.
They got up from the floor as the walls tore apart swirling up into the air. Their entire world was being torn apart and sucked up into the void of Garfield. Blue immediately carried Spamton worried he might get sucked up. The gremlin began to glitch and his eyeglasses turned to static from the terror. [look up CHAPTER 14 THE ADDISONS SITCOM on YouTube.]
"OH GOD!" Yelled Orange clutching his head in terror. "HOLY SHIT!"
Yellow stared up in horror.
Pink looked into his compact mirror scowling. "MY FUCKING HAIR IS RUINED!"
Blue was speechless at the sight around him and used an arm to protect his face from the flying debris. "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" He shouted. "WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CASH IN OUR LOTTERY TICKET TODAY! NOT WHATEVER THIS IS!"
The scene was like a hurricane blowing objects around except in this instance, it was pulling objects upwards into the sky as if Garfield had created its own gravity. Sans was riding a tricycle as he was blown around in the sky. "You're gonna have a bad time." He chuckled until a bathtub that was also thrown into the air collided with him creating an explosion. "FUCK!"
Swatch was caught in the wind as he was thrown around in the air. "Piss-off-athon." He muttered annoyed while holding a broom sweeping objects in the air.
The entire building of Walmart was spinning through the air as the pull from the Garfield void intensified. Cars honked as they swirled up into the sky.
"SHIT!" Shouted Blue as he started to feel himself almost pulled up into the air. "OH HELL FUCK NO!"
Orange screamed as he was starting to be yanked up into the air. "HELP!" Yellow quickly grabbed onto his foot to pull him back down and soon found himself almost about to be pulled off the ground.
Pink was nearly off the ground somewhat sitting in the air infuriated at his hair being messed up. "PISS BITCH."
Blue frantically searched for a sturdy pipe to hang onto. "EVERYONE! HANG ONTO THIS PIPE AND EACH OTHER! WE ARE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS!" He ran to the pipe and stuck Spamton on, then ran to grab Pink and went to assist Yellow and Orange helping them over to the pipe making sure they each had space to cling on. "DON'T LET GO!" He shouted as he clung onto the pipe himself.
The pull became violently harsh lifting the feet of the five up into the air. "HOLY SHIT!" Screeched Yellow.
"Are we going to die?" Asked Orange to Blue.
Blue was too speechless unable to respond. Suddenly Spamton lost his grip and was flung into the air.
"OH NO!" Shouted Blue. "SPAM!"
"[[HOOCHIE MAMA]]!" Shouted the gremlin as he slammed into a flying tree.
Blue stared at him with a deadpan expression as he let go of the pipe. "God damn it, Spam." He crossed his arms annoyed as he spiraled upwards into the air and then proceeded to jump off various flying objects in an effort to reach the tree Spamton slammed onto.
He landed on top of a flying truck and it was the closest he could get to his companion without risking getting sucked up further into the air. He extended his arm. "SPAMTON! GRAB MY HAND!"
Spamton reached out and tried hard to grab hold of the hand but couldn't reach Blue's hand. "I'm [[AT MY CREDIT LIMIT]]."
Blue sighed angrily. "God damn it." He decided to risk everything getting ready to leap on over onto the tree. If he missed, he'd get sucked up into the air with no chance of getting back down. "Here fucking GOES!" He shouted as he leaped as hard as he could off the truck and towards the tree. The intense pull of the Garfield gravity in the air disrupted the force of his leap and he managed to cling onto a weak branch of the tree. "FUCK!" He shouted. "JESUS FUCK!"
Spamton began to climb up the tree in an effort to help pull Blue onto the tree. Suddenly the branch cracked and Blue was flung into the air still clutching the branch. "OH SHIT!" He shouted as he was hopelessly pulled up into the Garfield void.
"NOO [[pools closed]]!" Shouted Spamton as he recalled when Blue told him he didn't want him to be alone down there in the dumpster. He leaped up as hard as he could up into the air to reach Blue and held onto him. "I'm sorry [[99 BARGAIN PRICES]]."
Blue patted his head. "I'm sorry, too." Said the blue man as he turned to look up at the Garfield void growing ever so larger as they were pulled closer. " I suppose this is it." He closed his eyes waiting for the end.
"OH HELL FUCKING NO!" Shouted a familiar voice as vicious car honking went on. "NOT TODAY, YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Blue opened his eyes and saw Pink inside a flying car using the power of his rage to power it. "MY HAIR IS SO FUCKING RUINED IT IS GOING TO TAKE AGES TO REPAIR!" Yellow sat in the passenger seat exhausted. Orange was shivering in the backseat.
The car flew up to Blue and Spamton. Orange rolled down a window to reach out to the two. "QUICK! GET IN!" He grabbed onto Blue's foot trying to pull him inside the vehicle as Pink screeched out violently honking at various objects flying by. "GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!" He shouted at a flying banana as it splattered onto his window. "FUCK!"
Blue was dumbfounded but was so grateful as he shoved Spamton first into the window before climbing in. Immediately he rolled up the window and hugged Orange. "Thank you all so much for coming to get us."
Pink shouted incoherently slamming his fist upon the steering wheel honking furiously.
"Pink said, 'you're welcome'." Sighed Yellow.
Pink rolled down the window and then stuck his head out. "FUCK OFF!" He screeched up at the Garfield propaganda. "MY HAIR IS RUINED! NO ONE CARES WE ARE NOT IMMUNE TO SHIT!" He screeched so loud that blood shout out his mouth. "YOU CAN DO ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT LATER! NOT NOW! NOT TODAY! HELL FUCKING NO!"
Suddenly the noises stopped. Everything began to slowly return back to the ground as the Garfield image slowly vanished back into the void. The crack in the sky began to close and repair itself.
Pink angrily crashed the car into the ground and then climbed out. "MY FUCKING HAIR! AND WE ARE HOMELESS. AGAIN!" He yelled. "I AM SO PISSED!" He turned to Yellow as the yellow man climbed out the vehicle. "I BLAME YOU FOR ALL THIS!"
Yellow sighed. "I don't know how you did it, Pink, but thanks."
Orange, Blue, and Spamton climbed out the car and walked over to a flattened plain of what was once their house.
Blue sighed. "I guess we'll be back at the dumpster again until the house gets rebuilt ."
Pink shrieked incoherently.
"Bitch." Said Blue.
"Bitch." Responded Pink.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Spamton smiled up at the Addisons enjoying watching them exchange pleasantries.
Suddenly Swatch crash-landed into a garbage can splattering trash upon the five. He sat up and muttered, "Piss-off-athon."
TO BE CONTINUED?
author's second note: idk what dis is
