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ACT 3
Last time on… POWER!
Marx had leg issues and Dee had brought home the bacon. Yeah boi! That's right! He got buff and then whipped out the mighty axe, homes! Watch what happens now when you pick a fight with destiny!
"MY FATHER!" screeched Bandana Dee as he strummed vigorously with the intentions of faithful atonement for tone-deaf narcissists. His beats were totes on fleek.
Galacta Knight snickered with a cackling chuckle. The sound waves were as pointless as the last season of The American Office.
I bet he liked Scrubs way too much… grunted Meta Knight in his own mind. He reached out a hand and grabbed Marx's severed leg. This power courses through the appendage like fiery drama…
"MY FATHER!" Dee continued to shriek. He did so many righteous riffs, but his de-muscled wings were getting tired from all the sick jamming. He suddenly released hold of the strings after the final chorus. "I got blisters on mah fingers!"
Marx eyed the Waddle Dee fingers with fretting worry. He hated how some people always had to be such yes-men. But how do I defeat this evil and return my rightful ownership of the beautiful mayo to my wholesome life?
Galacta Knight saw the Dee's weakness and slashed with his devilish pink lance. The Bandana Boy was bisected like a turkey sandwich.
"He is felled by the most savage bane!" cried Meta Knight. He charged forward to avenge the fallen.
"Do not despise destiny, you olden idiot…" said Galacta Knight. He intercepted Meta Knight's sword slash and the two did battle and blood flew everywhere.
*Metal version of "Higher Love" by Steve Winwood plays*
"This is so legendary…" said Kine. He hated HIMYM and how it always got recommended to him on Youtube after watching Seinfeld clips.
"True, but I need my mayo desperately," said Marx with a heart filled with love for goodness and grace. He dove into the ground with his shadow powers and tunneled to the mayo's district of captivity.
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