*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Val' Cuor: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Ghaul: ...I did. I broke it.

Val' Cuor: No. No you didn't. Emperor Calus?

Emperor Calus: Don't look at me. Look at Cabal Phalanx.

Cabal Phalanx: What?! I didn't break it.

Emperor Calus: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Cabal Phalanx: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Emperor Calus: Suspicious.

Cabal Phalanx: No, it's not!

Cabal Psion: If it matters, probably not, but Empress Caital was the last one to use it.

Empress Caital: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Cabal Psion: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Empress Caital: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cabal Psion!

Ghaul: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Val' Cuor.

Val' Cuor: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Cabal Psion: Val' Cuor... Emperor Calus's been awfully quiet.

Emperor Calus: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Val' Cuor, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Val' Cuor: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Val' Cuor:

Val' Cuor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.