*The squad is over at The Cabal's house*
The Vex: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
The Cabal: ... N-No...
The Cabal, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have?
The Vex, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
The Fallen: I see a-
The Cabal, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
The Vex: Oh, well I-
The Cabal: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the
microwave*
The Cabal, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
The Taken: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
The Hive: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
The Cabal: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have
to roshambo nothin!
The Cabal: I am someone who owns four ovens...
The Cabal, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
The Cabal: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
The Scorn, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
The Cabal:
The Vex: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
The Cabal:
The Cabal, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
