*The squad is over at The Cabal's house*

The Vex: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

The Cabal: ... N-No...

The Cabal, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have?

The Vex, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

The Fallen: I see a-

The Cabal, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

The Vex: Oh, well I-

The Cabal: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the

microwave*

The Cabal, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

The Taken: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

The Hive: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

The Cabal: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have

to roshambo nothin!

The Cabal: I am someone who owns four ovens...

The Cabal, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

The Cabal: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

The Scorn, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

The Cabal:

The Vex: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

The Cabal:

The Cabal, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS