Harvard Quinton the Mussel stopped suddenly and gazed into space.
Oh-no. It was happening again; he couldn't help thinking about Kazooie again. He tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be-no, would not be- held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable satirical vultures, they came creeping forward until they filled his brain...

Kazooie's smile shined like silver, as impressive as a diorama of delicate grace. It filled Harvard Quinton was helplessness, but he willingly absorbed into the mere notion. Her eyes were like coconuts. If you rolled them, they would go quite far. Kazooies legs were like a skyscrapers, straight. Her form was all-powerful and impossible to ignore.

How could Harvard not be helpless in the face of all that empowering structure? He wanted to hug Kazooie so much, and maybe, just maybe, kiss Her one day on the beak.

Harvard snapped out of it. But the thoughts of Kazooie would be back. Would he ever be able to resist her unfaulted charm?

... ... ...

"Hahahahaha!" Shadow The Hedgehog screamed as he gazed at his massive army, a twisted grin poised amid his cleverly crafted countenance. "Soon I will rule Sonic's planet! Nobody can stop my impending reign!"

... ... ...

Harvard was finding it really hard to concentrate at this movement. His thoughts kept trying to think of Kazooie. Despite the mass chaos, it was even harder to focus!

... ... ...

Kazooie felt really depressed. Her real parents turned out to be nobles from Europe. They had an upper class mansion and were rich, but she had none of that around. She was a damaged sole of society's wicked boot. It made her feel guilty, so she listened to some ambiant music.

But long she did not have to be depressed as Sonic came in and held her hand (they had fallen madly in love on spring break). The suave blue hedgehog said: "I love you so much, it hurts. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad."

So, Kazooie told him the whole story. He was shocked to hear this and said "Your parents... What monsters!"
"Why?"
"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like Dixie Kong!" Sonic seethed, kicking over Kazooie's bucket. And that was a lot because Kazooie knew that Sonic hated Dixie Kong because she was unbelievably rude.
But Sonic took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said Sonic with a pleasing smirk.
Kazooie openend the envelope and inside was an invitation:
Most Esteemed Kazooie, You are cordially invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents: Drew Scott and Elanora Barkley. We hope to see you soon. Most esteemly yours, the Duchess

"Oh my," said Kazooie. "This is rad!"
But Sonic was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."
"Why?" said Kazooie
"Because there are... rumours. Of Shadow the Hedgehog still being around!" He clenched his fists in reminiscing hatred for the deadly rival of his.
"Surely, he could not come all the way to Europe!" said Kazooie confidently because she didn't think that Shadow The Hedgehog could travel that far that fast.
"Well, I guess I agree with your wisdom, my dear..." said Sonic contagiously. "We just have to be careful."
"Hold on," exlciamed Kazooie, there is something else in the invitation!"
Princess Kazooie, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased tenfold!
Kazooie was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Sonic. After they had a relaxing sleep, Sonic had taught her how to read books and she picked it up really well! She was now even better at Sonic at reading books!

So, they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself. It took a moment, but with enough training and carrot persuasion, Kazooie trained it to do her will. Now they could go and visit her regal parents!

But little did they know that the invitation was not from Kazooie's parents, but from Dixie Kong instead. And she had teamed up with Shadow The Hedgehog just that very morning...

... ... ...

Elsewhere, Kunckles was sitting on his bench on his island in his sky when Tails came to see him.
"Knuckles we need your help" said the fox with a quivering speech.
"What's wrong Tails? Hold on... you are not Tails." He looked and Tails only had one tail so he did not have two tails so he was not Tails, he was a ruthless imposter.
"Are you Tail?" said Knuckles with his normal impeccable logic sense.
"No I am actualy Shadow but Enerjax turned me into a fox"
"How can that be?"
"Enerjax discovered a new chaos emerald. Now there are 300! And he is using his power to turn all the animals into foxes apparently!"
Knuckles scrached his long chin. "This is mega bad news. I have to help, but I will not ask Sonic for help because he is stupid and blue."
Knuckles trained at the forest gym until he was ready. Then he went looking around the mystic sky temple until he found Enerjax. The red echidna found out that Enerjax was actually a hidden hologram set up by Eggman. The evil one was not there, but really in Yoshi's Island, a zone just north of Emerald Coast. So knucles went there instead. It took him 15 hours because he was tired.
Enerjax tried to turn Knuckles into a fox too but Knuckles was too smart and jumped around dodging Enerjax's power, dodging it like a ninja-a "ninjechinda".
Knuckles then punched Enerjax, but Enerjax blocked it like a pro and then Knuckles punched him again.
"Very clever Mr. Knuckles..." remarked the villain, as it was indeed a clever punch.
Enerjax went to laugh but that opened up the opportunity and Knuckles threw his hardest punch that made Enerxjax split in half. But then Knuckles realised that this was his power and he turned into two Enerjaxes.

"I forgot you had the power to turn into two Enerjaxes when punched," Knuckles spat in insolent rage.
The Enerjaxes cackled in unison. "Yes, I am like a worm. Like you are a worm to me, only without true power. Now you can remember to die, Knuckles"
But then Knuckles used his special power to create two portals between the two enerjaskc and sucked them into each other.
The Enerjaxes screeched in agony as they assumed fusion and exploded, causing their horrid guts to fall all over Yoshi's Island.
"Time to dynamite our great victory," Knuckles quipped as he posed mightily.
Everyone was happy for the end of that dreaded villain. All the foxes turned back into their other animals except for the ones that were still foxes.
"What happened? Is the magic still working on your?"
"No," said one of the foxes. "I am Starfox" And Starfox flew away on his Arwing to search for his dead dad.
Sonic showed up at just that time "You saved the animals without me?"
Kunckles laughed. "Ha ha! You are too slow this time, you moron!"
"You know, I think Shadow The Hedgehog would have been even faster, don't you think?" asked Kazooie.
"No, you have to understand he is better than most hedgehogs." replied Amy Rose.
"True."
"What ARE you talking about?" shouted Sonic angered.
The girls laughed.

And then, at the worst possible moment. It happened. Again.
Harvard Quinton gazed at Kazooie.
It was impossible to resist this time. Like a magnet wave, Harvard was pulled towards Kazooie. It was a like patrolling in a war. It was a like a pulse pistol piercing through His heart. There was No resisting. No mercy. No longer anything else mattered.

Kazooie looked shocked and then... and then... not shocked. She had known all along.
Of course. How could Harvard have been so utterly stupid? Those long looks at each other. The times they gazed at the stars together and the candle lit dinners...
It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more, and Kazooie had known all along.
"I knew" Kazooie said.
"Oh" Harvard said, realising all this for the first time.
But there was more... Kazooie wasn't pulling away. She was holding Harvard even tighter.
Harvard Quinton and Kazooie were together at last! They finally kissed...
But the war was coming...
Harvard took one last look at Kazooie. "Goodbye, my snuggly one," he said with slight dismay in his tone.
Kazooie's eyes began to tear up. "Love you too, my one and only... Harvard Quinton..."
The lovers separated, unknown to anyone that they would ever reunite again...

"You're too late, you useless pests!" Shadow laughed as he lit the cannonball-shooter.
"We need to defeat him and stop him from creating chaos in our world!" announced Sonic to Harvard.
"I sure am glad I learnt how to punch from Knuckles," said Harvard creatively.
"Eh?" Sonic started startled. "Knuckles never teaches me anything! Nor does he remind me of who he teaches!"
"You snooze you lose, mate!" Harvard growled as he stomped forwards and launched himself into Shadow's direction of artillery. He blasted into the cannonballs from their shooters and met up with Shadow head-on.
"You can't defeat me!" Shadow screamed in disbelief.
"Not alone..." said Sonic. He and Harvard worked together and delivered a powerful attack of electricity that seared the vile hedgehog to his core. So, they defeated Shadow The Hedgehog and everyone was satisfied.
Havard went back home, kissed Kazooie on her pleasant beak and they never left one anothers' sides ever again.

The end