Rodian Scum: *speaking Rodianese* (Empty your pockets, missy.)

Woman: (on the ground)

then they noticed a figure on a roof after a flash of light from a speeder flashed on it.

Rodian: (Ah, piss.)

The figure leapt off the roof and landed in front of them. He was wearing dark Mandalorian armor, and wore a tattered brown cape.

Rodian: (What're you supposed to be?) *throws a punch*

Jek: *blocks him and effortlessly beats the crap out of the Rodian* A warrior.

Rodian: (Owww...)

Quarren Mugger: *charges at Jek*

Jek: *knocks him out too*

All Muggers: *attack Jek*

Jek: *beats them all to a pulp*

Quarren: (groaning in pain)

Jek: *glares at them with a look that says "Get out of here or I'll kill you."*

Quarren Muggers: (run away, screaming like girls)

Jek: *returns the woman's belongings and disappears into the night*

Later, it cuts to Jek getting drunk at the Mos Eisley Cantina

Barkeep: Whoa there, Mando! That's enough booze for you!

Jek: Hold on, I'm about to make a cantina record. *releases a massive, loud burp that went on for 20 seconds*

Barkeep: Whoa!

Jek: *leaves a single credit on the bar*

Barkeep: Where's the rest?

Jek: Right here. *holds up two middle fingers and exits like a drunken buffoon*

Barkeep: Oh, God damnit!

Jek: *swipes a fruit from an imperial crate*

Stormtrooper: AFTER HIM! CHOP HIS HANDS OFF!

Jek: *runs and sings his song*

(To the tune of 'Davey's Song' from Eight Crazy Nights)

I'm the kinda guy

who can't stand these modern days

So I drink 'em all away

That's me.

I don't obey no Imperial tyranny,

I don't pay for ration latkes

But I'll give this Twi'lek babe's meilooruuns a squeeze

That's just who I am!

(Guitar solo)

Well I'll never pay a credit

But I'll always throw an egg

And Charlie horse a Stormtrooper's leg for laughs

While you're listenin' to Imperial tunes

I make the Empire look like buffoons

Make them whip out a great, big scary moon,

and blow them all away!

(Throws a Thermal Detonator at the troopers)

I hate folks who think Imperial armor is cute

To me they're just something to shoot.

I hate love,

I hate you,

I hate me.

Well I'm a speeder bike stealing

No care for Imperial feeling kinda guy!

These modern days suck

So grenades I chuck

And make sure every trooper dies!

Stormtrooper: GET HIM!

Jek:

Loyalty to the Emperor's all wrong,

this reign has gone on too long

I hate love,

I hate you,

I hate me.

Jek: *finishes singing and escapes on his varactyl*

(later)

Grand Inquisitor: You allowed a delinquent to escape you?

Stormtrooper: *gulp*

Grand Inquisitor: Answer me.

Stormtrooper: He's pissing everyone off, and it's working!

Grand Inquisitor: That's NOT the explanation I need. What is he doing?

Stormtrooper: He's stealing from our food supply, rigging our speeders and weapons, and vandalizing our bases!

Grand Inquisitor: Unacceptable!

Stormtrooper: Yipe!

Grand Inquisitor: You will find this Mandalorian and bring him to me by nightfall.

Stormtrooper: Yessir!

Grand Inquisitor: If you don't, you'll be relieved of duty. *aims his lightsaber at him*

Later

Jek: *arrives at his hut in the Jundland Wastes*

Fang: (rumbling happily)

Jek: Hey buddy. *scratches the side of Fang's neck*

Fang: (nuzzles him)

Jek: *gives him some raw Womp Rat meat*

Fang: (happily chows down)

Jek: *Removes his armor and sits down to eat some polystarch*

(later)

Jek: *hears a clatter outside*

Fang: (wakes up)

Jek: *pulls out his rifle* Who's there?

Tusken Child: (peeks over a corner)

Jek: What're you doing here?

Tusken Child: (cautiously walks up to Jek)

Jek: *speaks in Tusken Sign Language* (What're you doing here?)

Tusken Child: (in TSL) (Our people need help, Mr. Mandalorian. Imperials are terrorizing my people. My parents were one of their victims.)

Jek: *armors up and grabs his rifle*

(in a Tusken Village)

Stormtrooper: Wipe out every last one of them!

Jek: *kicks him*

Stormtrooper: He took the bait! Blast him!

Jek: *dodges and knocks them all out*

Stormtrooper: A Mandalorian!? KILL HIM!

Jek: *prepares to fire a flurry of whistling bird rockets*

Stormtrooper: (takes out his blaster)

Jek: *fires a flurry of Whistling Birds, taking out multiple troopers*

Tusken Child: (hugs Jek)

Tusken Chief: *thanks him*

Later

Jek: *sitting around a bonfire with them*

Tusken Raider: (roasting some Shaak meat over a fire)

Jek: (Why did they come after you?)

Tusken Chief: (They've been stealing our water, and they've killed a majority of our people.)

Jek: I can get you more water from a nearby moisture farm.

Tusken Chief: (Thank you)

Jek: *hops on Zira* HYAH!

Zira: *bellows and runs to the farm*

(at the farm)

Jek: Hello. I'm looking for Owen Lars.

Luke Skywalker: Uncle Owen! That Mandalorian is here!

Owen: Hello, Mr. Viszla.

Jek: I'm here to get some more water. *gives Owen some credits*

Owen: Thank you.

Luke: *fetches a few gallons of Water* Here you are, Mr. Viszla.

Jek: Thank you.

Luke: No problem!

Jek: *hops on Zira* Goodbye. And keep away from the Jundland Wastes. HYAH!

Zira: *bellows and runs to the Jundland Wastes*

(later)

Tusken Villagers: (see Jek with the gallons of water)

Jek: Water!

Tuskens: *run over and squabble over the water*

The Tuskens then started to punch and kick eachother to get water until...

Tusken Chieftain: *bellows meaning "ENOUGH!"*

Tuskens: (stop rough-housing)

Tusken Chieftan: (Good.)

Jek: Phew.

later

Jek: *drinking a bottle of beer* Here it comes. *releases a massive burp*

Tuskens: *cheer*

Tusken Chief: (Impressive)

Jek: *sees a TIE striker soaring above* They're here. Get to safety.

Tuskens: (run off, and hide in different locations)

Jek: *activates his rifle scope's infrared mode* Three Inquisitors, and 12 Purge Troopers.

The first Inquisitor was a male Nautolan, Kit Fisto's species. He had red colored skin, and wore attire similar to Trilla Suduri's as the Second Sister. He had a mask covering his face similar to Chopper's from the first Aliens VS PREDATOR movie.

The second Inquisitor was a Kaleesh male similar to Darth Xalek, but dressed in attire similar to the Grand Inquisitor.

The third Inquisitor was a male Dowutin with amber skin dressed like a male Masana Tide, AKA The Ninth Sister

Jek: *snipes 6 of the purge troopers*

Thirteenth Brother: SONOVA-! It's the Mandalorian! GET HIM!

Jek: *pulls out his Darksaber and leaps into action*

Fifteenth Brother: (takes out his lightsaber, and fights Jek)

Jek: *dodges every attack but manages to strike him repeatedly*

Fifteenth Brother: YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF, YOU LITTLE MANDALORIAN TURD!

Jek: You called me a turd? That is the most immature thing I've ever heard come from an Inquisitor.

Fifteenth Brother: (swings his fist at Jek with the intent of punching his head off)

Jek: *blocks, and beats the piss out of him with a flurry of quick punches*

Fifteenth Brother: DAMN IT!

Jek: It's over.

Fifteenth Brother: What...are you?

Jek: Your worst nightmare, bub.

Thirteenth Brother: RETREAT!

Fifteenth Brother: We'll remember this! You have made a very powerful enemy of the Empire, you low-class Mandalorian wretch!

Jek: *shoots the ship with an anti-vehicle missile, causing their ship to crash*

Thirteenth Brother: ABANDON SHIP!

Jek: Good riddance. *returns to the camp*

(afterwards)

Jek: *helps the Tuskens put the camp back together and returns to his hut*

Tusken: (Thank you.)

When Jek returned home, he saw it getting incinerated by Flametroopers.

Jek: NO! *gets Fang out, and grabs a holocron his father gave him before his death*

Flametrooper: GET HIM!

Jek: *kills them all with his own flamethrower*

(afterwards)

Jek: *rides back to the camp where the Tusken Raiders allowed him to stay until he could rebuild*

Tusken Chief: (hugs Jek)

Jek: (Thank you)

Tusken Chief: (No problem.)

Jek: *enters his tent and goes to sleep*

Meanwhile

Grand Inquisitor: This is unacceptable. You have been trained to kill jedi!

Thirteenth Brother: The Mandalorian was much more of an adversary than any Jedi we've slain!

Then the doors of the base opened and a tall dark figure with ominous, mechanical breathing entered.

Fifteenth Brother: It's him.

Fourteenth Brother: L-L-Lord Vader! Sir.

Grand Inquisitor: Shh! *steps forward* Lord Vader.

Vader: I have been informed that you have been experiencing difficulties with a certain troublemaker here.

Grand Inquisitor: He is a Mandalorian, which should have been extinct a long time ago.

Vader: *interrupts him before he could finish* Mandalorians are not so easily beaten. But if this one is capable of defeating three Inquisitors...*grabs the Dowutin Inquisitor* You are clearly incompetent. *impales him*

Fifteenth Brother: *urk!* (impaled through the chest, and is instantly killed)

Vader: Unless you want to end up like him, I suggest you do not fail me again. Under ANY circumstances. *begins to exit*

Grand Inquisitor: So...I'm still in command? You'll tell the emperor of this delinquen...*gets forced choked by Vader*

Vader: Do not overstep your boundaries. And don't choke on your arrogance...Inquisitor. *releases him and exits*

Grand Inquisitor: *coughs and takes deep breaths*

To Be Continued