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Hey guys, Stardale Butterdingle here

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I have set fire to the butterfly castle and numerous people have died as a result

WHAT?

And so my parents have decided to send me to earth

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My goofy ahh foster family has a son the same age as me, Marcoravius Ubaldo Dingliaz, who I suspect has gender dysmorphia

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He also had intimate relations with a horse.

HE DID WHAT NOW?

My friend, Ponarvlius Headsington the third, is flooding black neighborhoods with crack cocaine

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My classmate, Jannater Ordolius Jr., loiters around graveyards and is currently building a vast surveillance network to spy on Marcoravius Ubaldo Dingliaz.

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My ex-boyfreind, Thomas Lucitorious the eighth, is stalking me

SIMP