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Okay, she fucked up.

She was Selene, the Moon Dragon God, and though she wasn't actually a true "god" in the normal aspect one would claim that title, she was a dragon of such high power that she could reach into the realm of gods. She had a powerful magic, her Moon Dragon Slaying magic, and she could use that magic to cross through dimensions if she so desired.

She was a busty, beautiful, woman in her human form.

In her dragon form, she was different.

She was a fur covered dragon body with a large crescent moon horn protrusion on her head. Her head was more closely related to a fox than a dragon in appearance and she had a total of 9 tails, with 8 of them appearing more fox-like than dragon-like, and one of them being a more fur covered dragon tail.

She fucked up.

This was her 4th time fucking up.

The 1st time she fucked up, she picked a fight against the Nine Tailed Demon Fox Kurama, the Mightiest of the Tailed Beasts. She picked a fight with that massive mountain of overpowering badass. He left her alive and plotting her revenge.

So, she got her revenge.

Well, she wished she had gotten it.

She crossed through dimensions and found an alternate version of Kurama, a weaker version of him from a world of normal humans, but she lost against that version of him as well. He wasn't even a Tailed Beast, he was just a kyuubi, a regular one. While the Tailed Beast who defeated her was immeasurable when it came to power, with a body the size of a mountain, who could change the landscape, destroy mountains, and cause natural disasters with just a swing of his tails, this one had been a sly bastard with abilities who could just outwit and outdo anyone who faced him in single combat.

So she lost again.

So, she waited until Kurama was sealed away in the dimension where he was weaker, and she found his son 200 years later to exact her revenge against him.

She lost against his son!

He inherited that very same potential, so she got fucked up a THIRD time, and by the son of Kurama, a kyuubi known by the name of Uzumaki Naruto. Kurama was sealed away so she couldn't get her revenge against him anyway, so even if she had won, it wouldn't have actually counted.

So she went to see how Kurama was doing.

He was ALSO sealed away, but instead of being sealed away into a rock, he had been sealed away into a human child named... ALSO Uzumaki Naruto. Only this one was HUMAN, meaning that she had believed she could humiliate him to get her revenge against Kurama.

She lost.

That man was NO human, his power had been in a dimension of it's own, even more powerful than Kurama if that was even possible. She fought Naruto, and even though he was only 18 years old, he still kicked her ass and sent her packing back to her own dimension.

"He was just a Nine Tailed Fox... why the FUCK-" Selene started to shift into her human form and slammed her hand against the ground, her beautiful body wounded from her most recent battle. "-is everything to do with him so freaking strong." Selene couldn't believe her horrible luck. She first fought Kurama because she wanted to show herself to be the better nine tails, since she was also a fox-like dragon with nine tails.

She lost... against a FOX!

Not a fox-like dragon, or a fox-like god, but a damn fox, and then she lost against another fox, and then she lost against a human with god-like power with a face like a fox. She had lost against 4 different fox bastards, and now every time she looked at her own face in dragon form and saw her own fox face, she would be forced to remember the 4 times she had lost against 4 different fox faced bastards.

Kurama the Tailed Beast
Kurama the Kyuubi no Kitsune
Uzumaki Naruto the Kyuubi
Uzumaki Naruto the Human/Ninja/Alien God Descendant thing

She was the Moon Dragon GOD, a being who could travel dimensions like breathing, and she lost against 4 people who weren't dragons or gods. It was a humbling, humiliating, horrible experience for her that she repeated for herself 4 times. She couldn't even blame them for bullying her, because they simply were not bullying her. She had been trying to bully them, to pick on them, and it ended up with her getting her great big butt whooped 4 times.

"Well, jokes on THEM... because I win... I mean, I lost, but... I'm taking this win." Selene stated to herself as she repaired her damaged clothes with her magical powers. She had already located her next target, the next person who she could get her revenge against. She had now fought against 2 versions of Kurama and 2 versions of Naruto, and she had lost against all 4 of them. The good part about getting her ass kicked easily, was the fact that she didn't waste a ton of her magic before she lost the fight.

AKA - she had enough magic to go to a different dimension.

Her revenge was going to be hilarious.

Kurama was Naruto's father in one timeline.
Kurama was Naruto's tailed beast in another timeline.

In both timelines, Kurama and Naruto had a deep bond, and what better revenge than to go to a timeline and make it so that that version of Naruto and Kurama never met. That the great and powerful duo that kept humiliating her had a timeline where they never met each other, and she had already located the place where she wanted to get her revenge at.

A normal world.

A world where Kurama and Naruto had not been destined to meet yet, a world where Kurama was not Naruto's father or his Tailed Beast, where Naruto was a human, yet was not born to ninja parents.

"Heheheheheh." Selene chuckled to herself as she walked through her own moonlight portal.

Naruto was the sun itself when she fought him.

As much as she wanted personal revenge, she had absolute respect for a human who was just a human who gained the strength to humiliate her. If it weren't for the fact that he humiliated her, she would have fallen for that strength. She would have sought him out, seduced him, and convinced him to stay by her side. She lamented her lack of ability to let go of her pride and go to him as a woman.

"Oh well, can't fault myself for not wanting to fuck the man who nearly killed me." Selene stated to herself as she skipped through a hospital. She didn't kill any of the humans who were beneath her, because she knew where she was going to go. They weren't going to stop her, though they stared at her for how oddly she was dressed with a fur lined and flower patterned white kimono, and a hood that covered the top of her head that just floated around her head without actually touching it.

Maybe they were staring at her mostly visible boobs, since more than 60% of her boobs were on full display, or possibly they were looking at her visible legs. She had blond hair and pink eyes, so she stood out there as well.

"Blond hair and pink eyes... oh how my blond hair is like Naruto's blond hair, and how my eyes are so close to Kurama's eyes... I'm a Nine Tailed Fox-like Dragon... who better to be this Naruto's Kurama... heheheh." Selene skipped into a hospital room where she saw her target, a red haired woman who was holding a newborn baby.

"Are you-"

"This is mine now." Selene just took the newborn baby out of the red haired woman's arms, and she created a portal behind herself with a jug of water that was in the room. She skipped backwards through the portal, and she looked at saw the ghostly figure behind the red haired woman.

A ghostly nine tailed fox-like figure.

The Kurama of this timeline.

"I win." Selene closed the portal behind herself before the ghost-like figure could attach itself to the baby boy in her arms. She left Earth and went back to Earthland, her home dimension, with a newborn, baby Uzumaki Naruto in her arms. Not her first child, but this would be her first human child that she would raise as her own.

She was the "Kurama" now.

She was this Naruto's Nine Tails, but she wasn't a Nine Tailed Fox, she was a Nine Tailed Dragon, who just so happened to look very fox-like. She saw he was born with blond hair and whisker marks in this timeline as well, and it made her happy to know that this was indeed a Naruto Uzumaki. She had her own now, she had her own Naruto. She got her revenge against Kurama, even though neither version of Kurama who hurt her would ever know she got her revenge against them.

She didn't care if they ever knew about her revenge, because the important part was that SHE knew about her revenge.

"I can't wait to... oh right..." Selene grabbed Naruto's stomach with the palm of her hand, and she transfered a large amount of her magical power into him. He didn't naturally have magic power, but he was a newborn so she could just grant him part of her magic and allow that to become part of him. It would also give him a connection to her, and it would allow for him to become attuned to her Moon Dragon Slaying magic.

"Moon", though honestly, Moon Dragon Slaying magic wasn't exactly the most accurate way to describe what her magic was related to.

Her magic perfectly blended with him.

They had a natural affinity for each other it would seem, what with the moon and sun being naturally connected, and both of them having a strong connection to foxes. Even more was the fact that the two of them were related to spirals, what with most of her spells having a spiral affinity to them, and his name literally having a spiral in it. The compability between her magic and his body was just insane.

The magic she gave him didn't even need 1 second before it became his magic.

It became part of his body, and his body adapted to it.

"Amazing... I do believe that I've found my own Dragon Slayer... you can politely and completely suck it Kurama, this is my human now. This is my Naruto, and no version of you gets to lay a hand on him... he is mine." Selene stated as she started to shift into her dragon form and allowed the calm baby boy to rest on the top of her snout with a content look on her face. She would spend a few years being motherly.

Then the training would come naturally.

Finally, after hundreds of years, her revenge against Kurama was complete.

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Pilot Naruto defeated Selene
Ninja Naruto defeated Selene
So obviously, her only choice was to kidnap a baby Konoha Gakuen Naruto from his dimension.