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"Fuck, he's hot."

"I hear he and Mirajane are dating."

Uzumaki Naruto listened to the rumors being spoken about him with an amused smile, since he was used to these particular rumors.

He was no longer a baby.

He was a man, he stood taller than a good number of the people he knew, 180 cm, and he was well built with a body he liberally showed off. Much like his mother, most of his chest was exposed, though he lacked the boobs to expose that she had. He had a well muscled chest, with the left half being completely exposed. He wore a short black kimono top with the left shoulder and sleeve missing from it, and the edges of the kimono were orange, and he had a white obi made out of fur. His pants were orange hakama pants with a black edge to the bottom of them.

See you when you're strong enough to face me again.

His mother Selene had dropped him off in Earthland when he was a child, and finished learning the basics behind Moon Dragon Slayer magic. So he joined a magic guild, the strongest magic guild in the land.

Fairy Tail.

He joined when he was younger, and became one of their few S-class mages thanks to his strength, but the fact that he still had not seen his mother meant he still was not strong enough to face her. He talked through Magnolia, the city his guild was located in, with pep in his step. Naruto looked back at the reward for his quest, his grin in place widening.

A large, massive even, wyvern tail, frozen in a block of ice.

"Gotta get this to Mira, see if she will cook it... bet it will taste awesome." Naruto dragged it behind him with a rope. It was from a giant monster that had been terrorizing a town, and he killed it. So they payed him and rewarded him with the chopped off tail of the creature at his request, since he wanted to try eating it.

He saw the guild and hurried up.

-Inside the Guild-

"By the way... Mirajane."

"Please, everyone calls me Mira." Mirajane, ex-S-class mage and cover girl of Fairy Tail stated as she was addressed by the newest member of their guild. Lucy, a very pretty if not nervous looking girl. The girl seemed like she was going to ask something personal.

"Mira, when is Naruto going to be back!"

Natsu shouted as he sat down next to Lucy.

"He's on his way, he said he should be here in about a day... and he said that yesterday." Mira informed Natsu with a kind smile. Natsu punched he air in excitement. He jumped up to the rafters of he guild and prepared for something, with Lucy just watching in confusion as he did so. "Speaking of Naruto, I bet you've heard of him." Mira asked Lucy with a smile.

Lucy had a magazine out.

It was the swimsuit issue, with Mirajane herself on the cover, sitting with Naruto while he wore a tight swimsuit and goggles on his forehead. She had stars in her eyes as she showed it off, and she gestured to the key that was hanging from Naruto's waist.

"Naruto Uzumaki, sometimes you two do photoshoots together, everyone thinks you're dating. He's strong, famous, an S-class mage from Fairy Tail, AND he is rumored to use a Lost Magic... but nobody really knows what it is." Lucy gushed as she showed all of the pages. It showed Naruto posing with Mirajane 3 more times on, and an entire article about the two of them.

Mirajane gave a closed eyed smile.

"Oh... of course we're dating!" Mirajane responded when she saw Naruto walk into the guild, dragging a large frozen tail behind him. She made eye contact with him, just as Natsu came flying down from the ceiling.

"Fire Dragon's-"

Naruto swung the frozen tail and smacked Natsu across the room with it.

"You are dating, that is just... you two look so good together!" Lucy got her confirmation, while Mirajane giggled at her own joke.

The rumor she started.

Naruto took his reward to the back and dropped it off.

"Hey Naruto, have you found anything out about Igneel?" Natsu approached Naruto more calmly and casually, with Naruto just waving to him, exiting the kitchen. Lucy didn't notice Naruto, or hear him and Natsu.

"No, but I'm hungry. I'm sure if anyone sees a dragon, it will be huge news." Naruto sat down with Natsu, while a few other members of the guild joined them. They started to talk to each other, about his mission and about their own recent missions.

"By the way Lucy, I'm not actually dating Naruto. That is just a rumor I spread as a joke, but if you want to try asking him out... I'm sure his fangirls won't hurt you too bad." Mirajane joked with Lucy.

"You're not dating!?"

"Nope, well, we do go out on dates, but it's not romantic. It's more... we like to hang out when I'm not working. Still, I like reading all the articles that get written about us... they are very funny." Mirajane explained the truth, since she couldn't trick a guild member for long when the truth would come out. Everyone was in on the joke anyway, so she might as well just let Lucy in on the rumor as just that, a rumor.

"So he's single?"

"Yes, he's single... but very, very... he's dense. It's a problem, I would say over half of the girls in the guild have fallen for him at some point." Mirajane gestured to several of their female members, some of which heard what she said and raised their hands.

"Do not go down that bridge new girl." Cana laughed.

"If you don't want to fall for an idiot, don't go on a mission with him. He's super deep emotionally, but super dense romantically. He's an okay lay though." Levy stated as she flushed slightly when she remembered the night, the entire night. Cana leaned up against her and laughed.

"You're not wrong, he's a great lay... if you don't mind not being able to walk the next day, and not going to sleep that night. Two words... Stamina Monster."

"Oh, I hated that. He does you hard enough that you're out of breath, and because you can barely speak at all, you can't tell him you're ready to stop. Once he starts, he does NOT stop until he gets bored... or you pass out." Levy complained about her experience as well. She had red cheeks when she spoke, but since the conversation was being ignored by the male members of the guild, it was fine to speak about. "I was sore for 2 days... an entire 2 days I couldn't go on quests."

"Sex with Naruto is like 40 minutes of amazing, followed by several hours of torture. I didn't know pleasure could hurt, but it can." Cana saw that Lucy seemed to recoil back at the thought. She looked towards Mirajane, expecting the woman to have a story. Mirajane noticed Lucy starting and leaned over the counter.

"Well?"

"... Did you two?"

"Hey Naruto, do you want to come over to my room tonight?" Mirajane called out to Naruto, with Lucy noticing the man was in the room. She yelped in shock and hid back behind Cana and Lucy.

"Sure, are we watching a horror movie or a thriller?"

"Don't listen to Levy and Cana, they are just a little bitter they couldn't handle him. If you're a hot girl, and ask him for sex, he won't say no to you. Still, I don't suggest you ask him out. I don't think you two would hit it off romantically... and he isn't some sex monster who goes after women. He just doesn't say no to anything that seems fun." Mirajane corrected the idea that Naruto was some hyper sexual playboy who sought out women.

"... True, honestly, it is kind of my fault."

"Yeah... but I notice you didn't answer the question she asked Mira. Did you and Naruto ever..." Levy smiled.

Cana made an obscene hand gesture.

Mirajane smiled.

"So, this monster put up a bit of a fight... but it was still easy." Naruto went into detail about the monster he killed. "Since Mira hasn't made anything for me to eat, I'm going to take another quest... maybe this one will be more challenging. Who knows, I might find another rare item." Naruto laughed as he got up. "See you guys later-"

Naruto caught a sucker punch.

"Not before a fight."

"When I get back, we can fight." Naruto let go of Natsu's punch.

"Promise?"

"Promise."

Chapter End!
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