Hello! Hello! this is my first VK fic and it's been a while since I wrote any fics so so sorry if there are any errors. I hope you enjoy reading! :D

It was a slow night for Kaito as he was driving around and patrolling the Cross Academy town. He had been bored out of his mind for most of it. A few calls here and there, nothing major. Even the blood suckers were laying low tonight. Just his luck and also another reason to hate the graveyard shift.

If it wasn't for the association's assignment and putting him on as a police man as his cover, he wouldn't even think twice to skip town.

Kaito then got an idea and, with a sly smirk, turned towards the roads that were just in the outskirts of town by the forest. He knew that most likely there'd be at least one couple trying to pull a quick fuck. Not because he was a perv or anything like that, Kaito just thought it would be funny to give them a quick scare. At least his night would end on a good laugh.


Meanwhile, Kaname and Zero were breathing heavily between their heated kisses. The pureblood had been assaulting Zero's lips for what seemed like eternity in his luxury car. Zero opened his mouth slightly as he let out a moan which gave Kaname the opportunity to slide his tongue in and caused the silverette to melt. Kaname then let his hands wander down to unbuckle his own belt.

Hearing the sound, Zero snapped out of his trance and pushed the older vampire away back to the driver's seat. "Kaname stop it! Someone's gonna see!"

"C'mon no one ever comes by here anyway. We won't get caught, I promise." Kamane tried to reassure him but Zero still looked uneasy. He went over and whispered lowly in his ears. "Please Zero. I need you. I want you."

Zero's face turned red and bit his lip. He knew that he couldn't resist. "Fine but just this once."

With a pleased look, Kaname pulled out his shaft and let Zero go down on him.


Looks like his boring night was about to change, Kaito spotted the lone car on the side of the dark road. He turned off his lights to sneak up on the vehicle and he could see only a figure inside on the driver's side but he knew there had to be another person in there with the figure's head thrown back. 'Someone was getting good head.' Kaito thought. With that, he got out and walked over.

He tapped the window rapidly. "License and registration."

The couple inside seemed startled as the car moved around a bit. Kaito could hear two manly voices try to silently bicker as they tried to fix themselves. He gave a confused look as he expected one of them to be female.

"Sorry about that officer." Said in a charming tone through the glass. Hold on, that voice sounds awfully familiar...

Then the driver's window rolled down and Kaito flashed his light.

"Kuran what the-?" He stared at the equally surprised face of the regal pureblood leader, Kaname Kuran. Kaito then turned his attention to the passenger's seat and saw the flushed and embarrassed face of his colleague. "Oh fuck Zero?! What the hell are you doing here, man?!"

Zero couldn't say a word as he was in a state of shock. All those nights of sneaking around and hooking up with Kaname, behind everyone's back, would now be over and done. With Kaito knowing their secret, Zero was sure that he'd blab. Everyone would know! He was so gonna murder Kaname when they got back.

While Zero was ruminating his thoughts, Kaito was still trying to wrap his head around the situation until it finally clicked. "Oh shit! You and Kaname?"

"Kaito I swear if you tell anyone-" Zero was about to finish but was interrupted.

"Well it's been quite unpleasant seeing you Takamiya-san," Kaname, who regained his composure rather quickly, gave a polite smile. "But I'm afraid we'll have to get going now."

Kaname then closed the window and drove the two off with great speed, leaving the hunter to stare after them in disbelief of what he witnessed.

'Huh? A pureblood and a level D hunter. Who would've thought?' Kaito chuckled. 'This is gonna be some great black mail material.'

So yea.. just a short one-shot that I've been meaning to write for a while. I hope to write more KaZe pairing fics in the future! Thank you for reading! (^ω^)