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This ones a bit shorter than the others, but I wanted to get it out.


181. Snape is not a "fun killer."

182. Not allowed to start a betting pool based on "Who's going commando under their robes."

183. Not allowed to bribe people to go commando in order to win a bet.

184. Not allowed to go commando so someone else can win a bet.

185. Not allowed to steal the sorting hat because I got bored and had nobody to talk to. (from DeathsDaughterDanielle)

186. Dumbledore is not "Taking us all to hell in a hand basket."

187. Not allowed to leave Divination class early because "I just predicted my own death and would like to enjoy the time I have left."

188. Not allowed to fake my own death.

189. Not allowed to ask others to help me fake my death.

190. Not allowed to remind people to "spay or neuter their first years."

191. "When you fail, burn all evidence that you even tried" is not the Hogwarts motto.

192. Hogsmade is not Narnia.

193. Not allowed to dissect chocolate frogs.

194. Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died" sign.

195. No allowed to sneak up on people a yell "Blarrgh!"

196. Not allowed to sell Luna information about Vespiforms, Daleks, Time Lords, Cybermen, or Weeping Angels.

197. Hogwarts is not infested with Vasta Nerada.

198. Not allowed to sit in Dumbledore's lap and read him my Christmas list.

- even if he finds it amusing.

199. "I was dead at the time" is not an excuse for missing class.

200. Not allowed to use a sticking charm on Harry's hair just because it bothers me.

201. Ten gallons of hair gel is not an appropriate Christmas gift.

202. Not allowed to cover myself in hair gel and claim the one of the ghosts slimed me.

203. Not allowed to exclaim "Die you bastards! Die!" when chopping potions ingredients.

204. Potions is not "Over glorified Cooking."

205. Not allowed to start a food fight.

- especially not during Potions class.

206. I am not allowed to reenact the civil war in the Great Hall.

207. Not allowed to teach the house elves to Caramelldansen during mealtimes.

208. I do not have a "Holy Hand Grenade."

- I am not allowed to make one.

209. Not allowed to sneak hallucinogens into the food.

210. Wizards are not "Poor technologically backwards saps."

211. Not allowed to refuse to go to the hospital wing because "It's so medieval that they still use leeches up there."

212. Not allowed to tell people about nose leeches.

213. Not allowed to refer to Aurors as rent-a-cops.

214. Yelling "Kill each other!" is not the proper way to break up a fight between houses.

213. The school does not have a self destruct button and I should stop looking.

215. Not allowed to "Zombie- proof" Hogsmade.

216. Not allowed to use necromancy to jumpstart the "Upcoming Zombie Apocalypse."

217. I am once again reminded of rule number 24.

- even if it is more of a statement.

218. Not allowed to steal Harry's invisibility cloak and whisper "Seven Days" to Draco.

- not allowed to whisper anything to Draco.

219. Not allowed to spray paint graffiti on the wall to "brighten things up."

220. There are no spells in pig Latin.

- I am not allowed to invent spells in pig Latin.

221. Not allowed to tell Hermione "My God, you could turn Mother Theresa into an axe murderer" when she gets into one of her long winded rants.

222. Not allowed to follow Colin Creevy around with my camera "Just to see how he likes it."

223. Not allowed to follow Colin around with an axe in order to "Stop him from taking anymore of those bloody pictures."

224. Now allowed to shove my photography awards in Colin's face.

225. The members of the paparazzi do not need to be "strung up by their entrails" or "publicly whipped."

226. Trevor is not a hypno-toad.

227. The words "I bet you can't…" are not a challenge.

228. Not allowed to begin a sentence with "Just because you don't have morals."

229. Not allowed to say "God, I hope you don't reproduce" to those who I find annoying.

230. Not allowed to make sure those who annoy me will not be able to reproduce.

231. Harry is not a child of Zeus and cannot smite anyone for me.

232. Not allowed to lick my wand suggestively.

233. Not allowed to greet new students by saying "Welcome to hell. There is no escape. Muahahahahaha!"

234. Not allowed to explain what a pimp is to first years.

235. Not allowed to declare martial law.

236. Hogwarts does not need a suggestion box.

237. Not allowed to grade the teachers.

238. When participating in Professor Lupin's boggart lesson I am not to shout "Kill it! Kill it dead!"

-even if it is kind of the whole point.

239. When a teacher asks me to do something I am not to exclaim "You're not my real Mom!"

240. When Snape asks a question I am not to burst into tears.

241. Not allowed to make a flying Delorean.

242. The first years are not my "Legions of Doom."

243. Cannot take a the full moon off for "Religious Reasons."

244. Detention is not "A violation of my rights."

245. Not allowed to steal Harry's broom for a "Joyride."

246. Not allowed to steal anyone's broom for a "Joyride."

- especially before a Quidditch game.

247. Just because Draco's father bought his house team new brooms and he was subsequently made Seeker does not make him "A talent less Daddy's boy."

248. Not allowed to do the Macarena in front of the staff table.

249. Not allowed to turn in assignment signed "Bree, your Future Overlord."

250. First years are not "like slinkys."

251. None of the ghost are out to get me.

- except Peeves, but he's out to get everyone.

252. Not allowed to put street signs in the halls to make the school easier to navigate.

253. Not allowed to release frogs in the Gryffindor common room because "Trevor needs some friends."

254. Ministry officials are not Fascists.


Regarding rules 222-225. I am a photographer. I photograph plants and animals from artistic purposes. I have only taken two pictures of a person without their knowledge and I didn't use them even though they were very artsy shots because I felt guilty. People who take pictures of people without permission for the purpose of financial gain, public humiliation, or just because they're annoying fans do not deserve the wonderful invention that is the camera.