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415. Not allowed to periodically measure Hermione's head to make sure it won't explode from information overload.
- nor am I to do this to any Ravenclaw student.
416. Drinking large amounts of caffeine will not allow me to vibrate through walls.
417. Not allowed to deliberately lose house points.
418. Not allowed to steal Dumbledore's socks.
419. Not allowed to call Tonks Nymphadora.
-It's bad for my health. She is an Auror after all, I don't think my internals will ever be the same.
420. Not allowed to enlist Peeves' help in causing mayhem.
421. Not allowed to sneak into the prefects bathroom and fill the tub with green dye.
- or blue dye.
- or any dye at all.
422. Not allowed to steal Draco's mail.
423. Not allowed to send anonymous and bizarre threats to the Dursley's. (Example: I will come into your house at night and steal all your bacon.)
424. Not allowed to coat Draco in peanut butter while he sleeps.
425. Not allowed to scream "My eyes! For the love of God somebody rip them out!" when I see Ron in his formal robes.
426. No chainsaw juggling.
427. Not allowed to put laxatives into the Syltherins food.
428. Not allowed to play "scenes from the sorting hat."
429. Not allowed to tell wizard-born that the people in the T.V can see them.
430. Not allowed to ask the arithmancy teacher about "Happy prime numbers."
431. Not allowed to fill Lockhart's trunk with Cornish Pixies.
432. Not allowed to tell muggleborns that wizarding photos steal bits of your soul and that's why they move.
433. Not allowed to bungee jump off the astronomy tower.
434. Not allowed to break into song.
435. Not allowed to make a slip and side down the hallway.
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