Here are the most likely to die/survive a zombie attack lists.

Bree and the lists are mine. The other characters and the incompetent morons song are not.


A List of those most liking to die in the Upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

Draco Malfoy: Relies to heavily on others, namely, Crabbe and Goyle.

Vincent Crabbe: He's stupid, stupid people always go to see what that sound in the other room was instead of running.

Gregory Goyle: See above.

Pansy Parkinson: So annoying that people would throw her to the Zombies.

Professor Flitwick: Doesn't look like he would be able to run well. Running is essential for avoiding the undead.

Percy Weasely: Cares to much about order and would kill himself because of the anarchy.

All prefects: See above.

The rest of the Slytherins: Pampered purebloods not able to do things for themselves.

Ginny Weasely: Fangirl.

Dumbledore: He's pretty old, would probably just die in his sleep.

Most of Gryffindor: Morons who would die heroic, but gruesome, deaths for someone they barely know.

Most of the Ministry: Morons, these people are morons, incompetent morons, ladididi.


A List of those most liking to survive the Upcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

Fred and George Weasely: Mad geniuses.

Harry Potter: He's The-Boy-Who-Won't-effing-Die, do you really think Zombies can get him?

Ron Weasely: Dumb Luck.

Hermione Granger: Smart.

All of Hufflepuff: They stick together, safety in numbers.

All of Ravenclaw: Smart.

Professor Snape: No one would ever want to consume that much grease, undead or otherwise.

Professor McGonagall: Could hide as a cat, zombies don't like the taste of cat.

Professor Lupin: Best DADA teacher Hogwarts as ever seen.

Hagrid: Friends with a giant spider.

Bill and Charlie Weasely: Too awesome to die.

Bree Smith: Already preparing for the inevitable.

Professor Trelawney: Never leaves her tower. Zombies can't climb, except for that one movie where they were like, freaking spider zombies, but generally they lack the motor control needed for climbing.


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