A/N: The first chapter was funny to write, except when Tsunade entered the hotel room and saw Naruto. My eyes were wet when I wrote that scene. Now it will advance more effectively. Prepare for Naruto the Ichinin!
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Chapter 2: Be their worst nightmare, Naruko
In Konoha came the day of the teams announcement. Every academy graduate was here, but there was someone they didn't know in the class. It was a young girl with long, spiky blond hair, blue eyes, whisker marks on the cheeks wearing a reddish orange haori over a white kimono, with reddish orange slim sportswear pants with white inner parts. She wore metal armguards. Strangely, the girl didn't wear any shoes and had elongated her legs on the desk. No one could miss her, since she was sitting at the teacher's desk.
- Ahem! Naruko, I know you're new in this class, but this doesn't grant you the right to sit at the teacher's desk, scolded Iruka as he entered the classroom.
Naruko pouted before jumping to a free sit, between unnamed characters.
- So, each of you will be assigned a team and a jounin leader. You must follow your leader's orders at all cost except if it's something intolerable like sexual harassment or asking you to sacrifice yourselves for them. You're shinobi trainees from now on, so act like shinobi. Don't let your teammates down. Your lives will rely on each other's actions. Don't put yourselves into situations you can't get yourselves out of.
"Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba! Team Eight: Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji, Aburame Shino! Team Ten: Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, Senju Naruko! You're free, come back at two o'clock this afternoon to meet your squad leader! Dismissed!
Sakura and Ino looked at each other in surprise.
- Senju Naruko?! Since when is there a Senju heir?!
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They gathered at two o'clock, Ino and Sakura always stuck together.
- Team Ten, called a feminine voice before the girls could start to gossip. Is everyone here?
Naruko jumped from her spot on a desk while Ino and Sakura moved to face the gorgeous disheveled dark haired, red eyed beauty in a weird stylized bandage dress with a mesh shirt underneath and Roman-style high black sandals.
- Naruko, Ino and Sakura? Follow me, we'll introduce ourselves somewhere more open.
The girls followed their team leader to the training grounds that had been assigned to them. The woman sat down cross-legged and invited them to follow her example. However, Naruko sat on her butt, legs extended to the sides like she had just stopped doing a wide gap exercise, her hands behind her legs, a very unprofessional position with open legs which didn't hide anything in her slim sportswear pants. If Kiba had been there he would have stared and told something perverted.
- Hi, my name is Yuuhi Kurenai, I'm your team leader, I'm a genjutsu specialist. It's nice to have an all girl team for once, let's show the men we can become the best team without any guy! Your turn.
- Hi, I'm Senju Naruko, actually I was born a boy but I found girls to look better than boys so I perfected my transformation technique with mum in order to become a girl with everything functioning and technically I'm just like a snail, I can change my genitals depending on the needs.
- …Okay…and what do you like, dislike and do you have a dream?
- I like learning jutsu, fighting, pranks, playing games during festivals and flirting with girls! I dislike being scolded, being punched by mum, when dad looks at me with his perv gaze even though he's already got the best looking woman in the world as his muse and partner – although it's easy to get what I want from him by using the Sexy Jutsu. My dream is to be Konoha's worst nightmare by playing pranks until everyone regrets having treated me like shit when I was a kid, before my parents adopted me, but also to be Konoha's best shinobi ever to show everyone that they should respect me for who I am and not treat me like the Nine-Tailed Fox that lies inside me. Without me to seal it in, Konoha would have been destroyed, what an ungrateful bunch.
- You're the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi?! exclaimed both girls in surprise.
- Yeah, but I'm Naruko before being a host for a chakra beast that no one in Konoha understands. They blame Kurama for something it did while under someone's control and since they couldn't face it they hurt me instead. It sure is easier to beat a five year old kid than it is to take revenge on a mountain-sized creature with enough power to resist all of Konoha's ninjas at once.
- How cruel! If I find the ones who did that to you, I'll punch them until they're buried to the neck in the ground! shouted Sakura.
- And I'll reveal their secrets to everyone in the village! added Ino.
- Well, you'd have to bury and reveal about a half of the adults in Konoha if you were to do that, replied Naruko, embarrassed.
- Thank you for sharing this with us, Naruko, Kurenai cut them, I'm glad you told us your secret…
- Oh it's not a secret, I don't mind telling everyone, I'm going to show that they were wrong about me after all, I'd prefer everyone to know who they've wronged before payback time.
- …Right…so, Sakura, why don't you introduce yourself?
- I'm Haruno Sakura, I like boys and gossip and I dislike assholes who hurt kids and pigs with blond hair and purple clothes who try to take Sasuke away from me. My dream is to be the one to help rebuild the Uchiha clan as Sasuke's wife.
- I'm Yamanaka Ino, I like boys and gossip and I dislike assholes who beat children and big foreheads with flat chest and pink hair who want to take my place as Sasuke's girlfriend. Also I'm the heiress of a clan with a kekkei genkai that could be passed down to my kids, so I'm a better alliance than her for the Uchiha clan.
- Any other dream than being wombs? commented Naruko
- TAKE THAT BACK! shouted both girls.
- I won't, you've not said anything worthwhile. You need a real motivation to be kunoichi! Dreaming about marrying this guy won't help you in missions and daydreaming will get you killed.
- As rude as Naruko's words were, she's right, said Kurenai. We're not going to a party, girls, we're going to do dangerous missions where you could get killed. Why did you become ninjas? What motivates you to risk your lives in this job?
None of them were able to answer their team leader's question. They had never thought about that. Ino's father was a shinobi so she became one without asking herself if she wanted this life. Sakura had known Ino very early and just wanted to study in the same school as her friend, so she had asked her parents to send her to the academy.
- What are your abilities, girls? I see Sakura is a know-it-all bookworm but not good in physical disciplines, Ino is a little worse in studies but better in physical abilities, but I don't know what kind of skills you have and I have no data about Naruko.
- I know everything we've learnt in the academy, said Sakura confidently.
- Same but I also know the Body Mind Control technique of my clan, said Ino proudly with a smirk and a sidelong glance at Sakura.
- I know tree- and water-walking, basic taijutsu my dad taught me, chakra enhanced strength, first aid medical jutsu since I'm too powerful to learn advanced medical techniques and would just kill the patient, I know some fire, water, earth and wind jutsu but I'm better with wind ones, I can use the rasengan, a jutsu that my biological father has created and taught dad a long time ago, I know water and earth clone techniques, I've got a summoning contract with toads and can summon the boss toad who's as big as a building and I can use Kyuubi's chakra up to one tail.
The girls's eyes popped out and even Kurenai couldn't hide her surprise at hearing such an impressive list out of a twelve year-old kid. The only skill she lacked was genjutsu, probably the reason for her to be in the woman's team since Kurenai was Konoha's best genjutsu user.
- I…see… said Kurenai hesitantly. So there's a really big gap between you three. Naruko basically only needs to learn genjutsu and how to counter it while you two need a complete jump in your overall abilities.
- Who are your parents? asked the girls to Naruko.
- Well, since my name is Senju, you should guess that my mum is Tsunade, the head of the Senju clan. As for my dad, it's Jiraya.
- You have been raised by two of the Sannin?! exclaimed the girls as if they couldn't believe what they just heard.
- Yes, why does it matter?
The girls looked at each other and facepalmed.
- You girls look like twins, teased Naruko, you react the same way and say the same thing at the same moment. Are you sure you aren't from the same family?
- No way! They replied at the same time.
Kurenai was forced to agree that Naruko was right, they acted like twins. She hoped they would find their own identity, dreams and motivations rather than stay this unoriginal and disconnected from the reality of the shinobi life.
- Okay, girls, listen to me. I'll show you the tree-walking exercise and you'll start building your chakra reserves since they must be low. You'll have to be able to run up and down a tree as if you were walking on the ground to claim you've mastered the exercise. Naruko, we'll be working on your genjutsu.
- Oh! I'm unable to do any genjutsu!
- Even if you can't do it, you should learn how to recognize disrupt them. If an enemy traps you inside a genjutsu, your teammates in their current state will probably be killed.
- Okay, then let's start!
That's how the girls started training their basics while Naruko progressed at countering genjutsu.
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- Hey, Kurenai-chan! called a rough female voice from the entrance of the dango shop. How's your team of genin?
- Anko-chan! Well, I've got an all girls team.
- Urgh, not even a decent genin to work with…
- Actually I've got a very interesting one. Interesting isn't even close of reality.
- And what's she like?
- She's the lost Jinchuuriki of the Nine-Tails, raised by two of the Sannin. Except being bad at medical ninjutsu, she's basically a combination of the skillsets of her adoptive parents. Prodigy is not even fit to describe her. It's like this kid is a goddess fallen on this world. You'll like her, she's a prankster.
- I'll come see her. There's no way I can miss that. If she's got the abilities of two of the Sannin, then all she needs are the abilities of the third member of the club, after all. And who could teach her better than the third Sannin's former apprentice?
- Sure, come visit us at the training grounds tomorrow. I'm certain Naruko will be excited to be trained in the abilities of the third legendary ninja of the trio. Could you also motivate my duo of Uchiha fan girls to take their job seriously? They've got a real lack of personal motivation to be kunoichi, they just did it without realizing what they were getting themselves into.
- Oh, I can definitely motivate your stupid Uchiha fan club to train and to become actual kunoichi. Do they have any dreams?
- To use Naruko's words, "be wombs"…
- Tcheh…don't worry, I'll force some reason into these airheads! Let the amazing Anko surprise you by turning your dumb girls into the next Tsunade! And I'll turn this Naruko into the Ichinin, better than the Sannin who were three!
- I'm inviting tonight since you'll be helping me with my newbies.
- Hey! Gimme ten dango! yelled Anko at the waitress.
