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436. Not allowed to talk like Carol Channing.

437. The first years are not lower life forms.

438. If one of my dorm mates ask me if an outfit makes them look fat, not allowed to respond with "No, the fat makes you look fat, why blame the poor outfit?"

439. Not allowed to teach wizard born the storyline of the movie "It" as if it is fact.

- or any other horror movie.

440. Not allowed to race golf carts through the halls.

441. Not allowed to speak in rhyme.

442. Not allowed to tell Luna about Area 51 or government cover-ups.

443. Not allowed to charm the Halloween decorations to attack people.

444. Not allowed to charm the water in the shower to be freezing just to hear my dorm mates squeal.

445. Not allowed to give first years "The Talk."

446. Hogwarts is not a Democracy, so I can't be elected Headmaster.

447. Not allowed to talk about "Girl stuff" near any male.

448. Not allowed to tell first years that on Halloween one of them will be sacrificed for "The Greater Good."

449. Hogwarts is not a dictatorship, so I can't incite a revolution.

450. Not allowed to declare Peeves the official "Holiday Spirit."

451. Not allowed to tell people about the dietary habits of hagfish.

452. Not allowed to tell people that Draco is "In the closet."

-even if it's true because I trapped him in one.

453. I am not "The God from the Machine."

454. Not allowed to steal Percy's head boy badge.

455. Not allowed to speak in Huttese.

456. Not allowed to re-create the tablet from the movie "Night at the Museum."

457. Not allowed to take Sirius, in animagus form, to the vet.

458. Not allowed to start a cult focused around Harry.


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