Bree is mine. The list is mine.
9. I'm not allowed to pay Seamus Finnegan to run through the Great Hall in a leprechaun outfit, holding a box a cereal, yelling "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
- Especially if I pay first years to chase him.
48. Running down the hallway wearing only my underwear, polyjuiced to look like Harry, and covered in fake blood while screaming "Help me! Help me! I just escaped from Snape's dungeon!" is frowned upon.
141. It is not possible to go into "Electronic Device Withdrawal."
233. Not allowed to greet new students by saying "Welcome to hell. There is no escape. Muahahahahaha!"
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It was dinner time in the Great Hall. There was a large amount of tension in the air do to the petrifaction of a few students and the rumors of Harry being the heir of Slytherin. Suddenly, Seamus Finnegan ran in. He was dressed like a leprechaun and holding a box of cereal over his head while yelling "They're after me Lucky Charms!" A few seconds later a group of first years ran in after him. A chase ensued.
The group ran around the Great Hall leaving chaos in their wake. At one point the first years divided into two groups to try to corner Seamus, but he caught onto they're plan and quickly climbed over the Hufflepuff table, spilling a bowl of mashed potatoes into Ernie Macmillan's lap. Seamus then ran out of the Great Hall, the first years not far behind him, leaving the teachers to restore order.
Emphasis On "My"
Bree observed the vial of potion she was holding with some distaste. She never did like drinking them, they always left a bitter taste in her mouth. But this particular potion was necessary for the prank she had planned. It was polyjuice potion, guaranteed to work or your money back. That's right, she bought it. What? Did you honestly expect her to brew it herself? Bree may be a lot of things, but patient is not one of them.
She had planned her route though the school, leaving some clothes in a safe place. She had some fake blood from a Halloween shop. She added some hairs to the potion, then drank it. Her body began to change shape. After a minute she herself looking just like Harry Potter. She quickly stripped down to her underwear and realized she had a dilemma. Harry was a boy, and she was still wearing female undergarments. She shrugged, it would just enhance the prank. She smeared the fake blood on the walked out into the hall and began running. She threw her hands into the air and screamed "Help me! Help me! I just escaped from Snape's dungeon!"
Electronic Illness
Bree was lying face down on her bed. It was Saturday and she had been like that for hours. Now and then she would make a pitiful moaning noise. Around lunch time Hermione approached her.
"Bree." she said in an effort to catch the girls attention.
"Mrrgh." the blond groaned.
"Bree you need to get up and go eat something." Hermione implored.
Bree turned her head, uncovering her face. "Don't feel good." she stated.
"Then you need to go to the hospital wing." Hermione stated bossily.
Bree sighed. "Won't help. I already know what's wrong." she explained.
Hermione frowned. "What would that be?" she asked.
"It's be weeks since I've been on the computer, or watched T.V, or played video games. I have Electronic Device Withdrawal." Bree explained in a depressed tone.
"That's not even possible!" Hermione exclaimed.
Bree pouted. "But Hermione, I need my devices. I can't even listen to a C.D here." she whined.
Hermione responded by firing a stinging hex at Bree which caused her to leap out of bed and flee from the dorm.
Laughter
Bree was in the common room, sitting on one of the couches after dinner. After a minute Percy walked in, followed by the new first years. Bree got up and approached Percy.
"Hey Percy, these all of our new first years?" she asked the prefect.
Percy eyed her with suspicion. "I didn't lose any, if that's what you mean." he stated tensely.
Bree smiled. "I didn't say that. It's just well… I hope this batch lasts longer then the last one." she sighed forlornly. Before Percy could ask what she meant she had turned to face the first years.
"Hello little firstes. Welcome to hell. There is no escape. Muahahahahaha!" she kept laughing as she walked up the stairs to her dorm. After she was gone one of the first years spoke up. "Mr. Percy, sir. Can we go to our dorm now? I have to change my pants."
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