Disclaimer: I don't own, so don't sue.


Thanks to all my reviewers, you are the reason I update. And speaking of reviewers, here are some rules that two of them sent in, that I've decided to share with all you readers.


From LammySelfCJ

I am not allowed to start a paper chain at the front door of Hogwarts and string it throughout the entire castle.

Feeding ribbon to Crookshanks is not a good idea.

- Especially when he's trapped on Hermione's bed.

- That doesn't mean I can feed it to some other cat, either.

I am not allowed to transfigure Umbridge into a toad and introduce her to Trevor.

Dog treats and squeaky toys are not appropriate gifts for either Sirius Black or Remus Lupin.

I am not allowed to 'brighten' everyone's Hogwarts uniforms, no matter how interesting neon tie-dye is.

I am not allowed to save the poor basilisk from it's horrible fate and introduce it to Hagrid.

I am not allowed to charm a bottle of shampoo to follow Professor Snape around.

I am not allowed to pretend I am Cheese. Cheese is annoying to everyone but myself and it is bad for my health to annoy everyone but myself.

The same goes for the Llama Song.

And the Badger Song.

The Badger Song is not the Hufflepuff theme

The Hufflepuffs do not need a theme

Charlie the Unicorn is not appropriate Care of Magical Creatures study material.


From King Kazul

These rules are only just guidelines, really.

These rules are generally open to interpretation if one makes a convincing enough argument and are void under the following circumstances

a.) I really really had to do it.

b.) I really really felt like it.

c.) I really really felt like I had to do it.

Not so much rules or guidelines as suggestions...


Thank you LammySelfCJ and King Kazul for the rules.


Now here are a few more of my rules.

471. Not allowed to throw things at Seekers in order to "Keep them sharp."

472. Charlie Weasely has no association with Charlie the unicorn.

473. Not allowed to enlist help in performing the "Why is the Rum Gone? - Remix."

- or the "I've Got A Jar of Dirt Remix."


So I've started on making this a full story, but I can't decide if Bree should meet Fred and George on the train or Ron and Harry. What do you people think?

Review please.