You Asked For It
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Chapter 1: I Dare You
Noah Puckerman was dared to hold Kurt Anderson naked by Blaine, Kurt's husband, for fifteen minutes, and everybody saw Kurt's penis get hard instantly. This makes Kurt's whole body blush as everybody, but Noah laughs at Kurt. When the timer goes off, Kurt runs to the bedroom as Noah punches Blaine in the nose so hard it bleeds.
Then he yells at the others, saying, "What the hell is wrong with all of you? All night, you guys dared Kurt to either kiss me, grope me, blow me, or sit in my lap while naked! If Santana hadn't been flashing her tits at me while Kurt was blowing my dick! I would never have been able to blow my load, and I can't believe Blaine went along with this!"
Noah soon storms out and gets in his truck, finding Kurt sitting in the passenger seat with a duffle bag. Kurt keeps his eyes looking forward as he says, "Finn wasn't my first straight boy crush, and Quinn told them about you being raped. Now, take me to Dad's and don't look at me like that, Puck. I am in no mood to hear it right now." Noah says nothing and heads back to Washington, where he has been stationed for the past year.
Half an hour into the drive, Noah says, "Sorry about Tracy, Kurt. I should have stopped the dares after you kissed me, but I thought that's as far as it would go." Kurt sighs and says, "I'm really glad you didn't have a hard-on and I'm sorry I didn't stop it either. I thought Blaine or Santana would stop it, but when Santana dared me to take off my clothes and hides them before Blaine dared you to hold me. It shocked me that either of them would do me like that."
Then Blaine calls Kurt's phone, but Noah answers by saying, "What the hell do you want?" He lets Blaine speak, then screams, "I'm taking him to Washington, you son of a bitch! You guys asked for this, so don't give me that bullshit! I'm still straight, and I'm sure none of you want me or Kurt to tell Mr. H about all this!" Then he ends the call and hands Kurt his phone back.
Soon, Quinn calls Noah, and he answers the call, saying, "What the hell do you want, Quinn?" He lets her speak, then yells, "They raped me for six months, and you fucking used that information to humiliate me and Kurt! I thought Santana or Blaine would stop it! You all saw how uncomfortable we were, but you kept the dares coming!" Then Noah ends the call, and Blaine calls Kurt again.
Kurt answers the call and yells, "I want a divorce, Blaine! How is that for forgiveness? I don't love Puck, and he doesn't love me. Puck loved Tracy, not me! She was the only little girl he got to bond with, and I know you are still jealous of Puck! We are just friends, Blaine! Well, there's a first time for everything."
He soon ends the call, then calls Burt. He puts the phone on speaker and the moment Burt answers the call, he says, "I just got off the phone with Blaine, son. Tell Puck to just take you to the base, and Rachel will bring the rest of your things. She was just pulling in as Puck was leaving. She is also not too happy with the others; she yelled at them for Tracy and you.
Noah responds, saying, "You are on speaker, Mr. H, and I think you should know that my buddy Brad has a crush on Kurt. So, Kurt might finally be a Hudson if he likes what he sees. I told Brad about Finn and Kurt. So you better have that money ready for me. If I know Kurt, it will be love at first sight when he sees Brad."
Burt soon ends the call before Kurt can say anything, and Noah shows Kurt a picture of Brad on his phone. What Kurt saw was a muscular guy that reminded him of Taylor Lautner with blonde hair. Then he asks, "Did you tell him about my crush too, Puck?" Noah smirks and says, "I told him everything, Kurt. Ha, swipe once, and you'll see more of him. He took the picture himself." Kurt swiped once and saw a nude picture of Brad that made him pant.
This made Noah chuckle and say, "I took a picture of you nude and sent it to him. Swipe again to see if it looks okay." Kurt does and says, "It's fine." As he looks at a side view of himself naked, then Kurt gives Noah his phone back. Kurt soon says, "Give Brad my number and send Blaine the second picture of Brad. I don't care what you tell him, Puck. Just make sure he knows we are over."
Then Kurt gets out his football jersey and Noah says, "You better wait until after your parents leave to rebound fuck with Brad, Kurt, I mean it!" Kurt changes his shirt and says, "Gees, Puck, we've got a few hours until we are even close to the base. I just wanted to wear this because it doesn't remind me of Blaine." Noah then ruffles Kurt's hair as he chuckles.
When they get to the base, Brad is standing next to Burt and Carole. They soon went inside, and Brad sat next to Kurt on the couch as the others talked. Then Brad asks Kurt, "How do you and Puck know each other? I ask him things about you, but he doesn't seem to know you well enough to answer my questions."
Kurt chuckles as he says, "He was my bully in high school before Finn became my stepbrother. We only got to know each other better this year." Then Kurt takes Brad's hand without thinking and makes Brad smile. Soon, Kurt and Brad are in a guest room talking about their lives, and they find out they have a lot in common. Then Brad kisses Kurt and takes the jersey off him. Before long, they hear Noah and Burt clearing their throats. Kurt just glares at them, and Burt says to Noah, "Here." As he hands Noah a twenty-dollar bill before leaving,
Soon the two men are naked, and Kurt is riding on Brad's penis. Four hours later, after the moaning has died down, Noah checks on them and sees that they are sleeping while cuddling. Then he whispers, "I knew they would hit it off. It looks like Bland is history." Then he gets a text from Quinn saying, "Please forgive me, Puck." Noah just deletes the text and goes to fix supper.
When Kurt wakes up in Brad's arms, seeing him awake, he grins and asks, "How did you and Puck become friends?" Brad chuckles and says, "He was trying to save me from getting raped the day he did. I had already put in the papers to be transferred here when it happened. Your dad told me about this base and is friends with my dad, Frank." Soon they were getting dressed. Before Kurt put his jeans and underwear on, he videoed Brad giving him a blowjob and sent it to Blaine.
A week later, Kurt is at Brad's, running around the house naked. As Brad chased Kurt into the bedroom, they fell onto the bed. Then make love for the next eight hours until Kurt's whole body feels like jelly. When Kurt went back to Noah's that afternoon, Noah noticed Kurt was walking bowlegged as he got an ice pack out of the freezer. This made him chuckle as he texted Brad, saying, "Damn man, Kurt could barely walk when he got home. Did you ever stop to eat?" Brad just sent a winking emoji, which made Noah chuckle.
A month after they finalized the divorce, Kurt moved in with Brad and Noah comes in on his phone with Blaine yelling, "If you were Kurt's soulmate, you would still be married to him, Blaine!" Then he ends the call and says, "Man, Blaine is getting on my last nerve. He has been blowing up my phone so much that I have to leave it at home just to get any work done. Kurt, I'm really sorry I ever suggested you spy on his school."
Kurt looks at Brad and says, "I forgive you, Puck. If it wasn't for you, I would never have met Brad and I wouldn't be living here right now." Then Noah saw a ring on Kurt's finger and looked at Brad, who said, "I asked him to marry me this morning while on Skype with Burt and Carole. Now we have a question for you." Then Kurt asks, "Will you be my best man, Puck?" Noah smirks and says, "Sure, Kurt." Before getting a call from Quinn and leaving with a smile on his face.
Chapter 2 will be up soon
