Disclaimer: I own Bree and the rules. That's it.
A couple of rules from Nanchih
Go ahead and feed canary crèmes to Filch's cat. Highly distracting!Don't give Sir Nick one of the Twin's Headless Hats. Rethink that - do it!
My rules
551. When Snape is about to ask me a question, not allowed to say "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
552. Not allowed to pay Lee Jordan to dress in green spandex and tell people about "Flames of YOUTH!"
553. Not allowed to stand on the table during dinner and deliver Greg Proops' "America is England's fault" monolog.
554. Not allowed to transfigure Draco Malfoy's clothes into a playboy bunny outfit.
555. On a related note, not allowed to beg Snape to give me a memory wiping potion.
- Alcohol is not a memory wiping potion.
556. Not allowed to glue things to people while they're sleeping.
-or while they're awake.
- or while they're semi-conscious with a hangover.
557. Not allowed to manufacture signs of the apocalypse.
558. Not allowed to put vending machines in the school.
- not even the cool Japanese ones.
That's all I could think of for now.
Review!
