Reviewer rules.
From peltra
1. Not allowed to write in Riddle's diary just to 'have somebody to talk with2. Dobby is NOT Yoda in disguise.3. Not allowed to pinch Voldemort.4. Not allowed to freak Harry out by telling him that his real name was Luke Skywalker and Voldemort is his father.5. Not allowed to dress Snape in a pink frilly dress-Not allowed to dress Voldemort in a pink frilly dress either.-Not allowed to dress ANYONE in a pink frilly dress.
From AnGelIKRHthyM
1. This is not sparta.
2. Victory is not mine.
3. Clowns are my friends. They will not bite and then lock me in the closet.
4. There is no garden gnome conspiracy.
From Wetstar
Not allowed to put canary creams in Dumbledore's candy stashNot allowed to tranfigurise Hermione into a beaverNot allowed to ask Ron when he's going to get a life
My rules.
579. Not allowed to give Dumbledore a daily dose of reality.
- No he does not need it.
580. Not allowed to bring any ghosts from Gettysburg back with me.
- nor from any other haunted site.
581. There is no such thing as a "Limo broom"
582. Not allowed to make a flying limousine.
583. Not allowed to dig up Nearly headless Nick's body in order to properly decapitate him.
584. Not allowed to tell Ravenclaw's that the library is "Out of Order."
- even if I rearrange all the books so it really is.
- not allowed to rearrange the books.
585. I am not a school founder and therefore I am not allowed to charm the sorting hat to sort new students into the house of Smith.
586. Not allowed to toss first years into the Chamber of Secrets, "As an offering for the Basilisk."
587. Not allowed to tell anyone "You only think you're wearing pants, the truth is, we can all see your underwear."
589. May not call any ministry official immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime to their face.
- even if I'm right.
- even if they take it as a complement.
590. Not allowed to carry around a sock puppet and claim it's a new first year.
591. Not allowed to predict the end of the world in Divination class.
592. There is no mime conspiracy.
593. Not allowed to get a box of Mike and Ike's and ask Hermione to help me remove all the Ike's.
594. Not allowed to tell Durmstrang students that "In America everyone has a nuclear missile silo under their house."
595. Not allowed to place a lethargic black rat snake on the staircase leading down to the Slytherin dorms.
596. "Crunchy pickles are good pickles" is not a Quidditch chant.
597. Not allowed to coat bars of soap with icy-hot then leave them in the showers.
598. Not allowed to tell people that "Lug-nuts live in my brain."
599. If I'm going to talk to the first years I should learn their names, not just call them all "Hey you!"
600. Not allowed to fake a stomach ache so I can take a nap in the infirmary.
We have now reached the milestone of the 600 rule mark. Wow. I must really have a demented mind.
Review please!
