Disclaimer: If the Harry Potter series was mine, things would be a lot more insane.
Reviewer rules.
From Wetstar.
Not allowed to run into the middle of the Quidditch pitch during a game, point at the players and scream "It's a miracle!"
Not allowed to bribe first-years to hug Voldemort
Not allowed to burn Hermione's homework the morning that it's due
From peltra.
1. I must not dress up as Kaitou Kid and bounce around to steal people's diamonds.
2. I must not wear a red hood and go out to granny's house.
3. do not ask Snape to lend you some of the grease in his hair since you ran out of oil.
4. Not allowed to wield a huge claymore and kill someone.
5. not allowed to turn Harry into a Pikachu.
-not allowed to turn Ginny into a Jigglypuff either,
-not allowed to turn ANYONE into a pokemon.
6. not allowed to put spiders in Ron's shampoo bottle.
- not allowed to put anything in Ron's stuff
My rules.
601. Not allowed to tell people to "Man the harpoons" whenever I see Harry's uncle or cousin.
602. Not allowed to tell first year muggleborns that they're not wizards, they're in a coma and the only way to wake up is to defeat Dumbledore in battle.
603. Not allowed to call death eaters "Scary sheep."
- nor am I allowed to "Baa" at them.
604. Not allowed to call death eaters "Lemmings."
605. Not allowed to ask death eaters "If Voldemort ordered you to jump of a cliff, without a broom, wand, or cushioning charm at the bottom, would you do it?"
606. Just stop talking to the death eaters.
607. Not allowed to speculate on which of the Weasley twins is the evil one.
- or the Patil twins.
608. Not allowed to glue tulips to the first years claiming it's part of my herbology assignment.
609. Not allowed to tell anyone "I like you...when I destroy the world you shall be the last to die."
610. Not allowed to claim that I can see fish swimming in my crystal ball during Divination.
611. Not allowed to build a fort in the great hall out of books.
612. I will not nail Professor Trelawney's trapdoor shut.
613. Not allowed to eat chocolate frogs in front of Trevor.
614. Not allowed to set Trevor and Umbridge up on a date.
615. Not allowed to tell the wizard-born that I-pods are seed pods filled with human eyes.
616. When asked why I torment first years not allowed to answer "A little childhood trauma builds character."
617. Hogwarts doesn't need to have a fire drill.
- or an earthquake drill.
- or a tornado drill.
- and especially not an "OMG Zombies are attacking!" drill.
618. When I am assigned lines I am not allowed to put in alternate ones like "I will burn down the school" or "Goblins eat small children" to see if anyone notices.
619. Not allowed to tell the psychological evaluator that he needs to find a real job.
620. Not allowed to parade around the school when I pass my psychological evaluation.
So I need a bit of help, I can't decide what Bree's Boggart should be and it kind of important for the next chapter of Bree's hogwarts expeience. Ideas?
Review Please!
