Hello everyone and happy St. Patrick's Day! And I celebration of that, I have another chapter of Disney Villains Revue just for you. Let me answer reviews and then we can get started.

Guest: I am not doing ALL Disney Villains, just the most recognized ones. Animated Canon, Pixar, popular TV shows, a few of the Disney sequels, games, a few live-action movies. Basically any villains that anyone can look at and go hey I know that guy. Movies like Air Bud do not qualify. Enchanted? Yes.

Ok, with that out of the way, let's go!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!

Today was a special day for the Tavern, it's St. Patrick's Day which means special drinks at half the price. Chernabog had made Queen create a special drink menu for the day and the place was decorated with St. Patrick's Day decorations.

"Is everything ready?" asked Chernabog.

"Yes sir. I have the recipes for today ready," answered Queen. "May I also add that your suit looks regal today?"

Chernabog looks at his dark green suit and smiles, "You may. I have to look the part for any event." Queen bows her head in understanding. A quick look at the clock gave that is what time, Chernabog looks to Pete, "Time to open."

Pete nods and unlocks the door. Suddenly a gust of wind blows the door open and sends Pete into the far wall. Once the wind died down, a roar of cheers emerges from five individuals.

"HELLO CHUMPS! BIG BAD WOLF IS BACK!" howled a wolf with black fur, red baggy pants and a blue hat.

"STROMBOLI HAS COME TO DRINK!" shouted a large man with a long black beard, tan skin, light green shirt with a dark green vest, and red pants.

The other three individuals came behind the one names Stromboli. The first is an old large man in a red coat. Next is a red fox in old clothes, a green shirt and pants with a blue cloak, complete with an old top hat and black cane. Finally, the last is a little brown furred cat in beggar clothes with purple pants and yellow cloak, he also has purple sleeves.

"Greetings once more my fellow drinking acquaintances. It is wonderful to see you once more," greeted the red fox.

"Nice to see you again Honest John. How's business?" asked Mortimer.

"Hehehehe! They keep getting easier to swindle every day. It has been generous for us," answered Honest John. The cat nodded his head in agreement.

"These two has helped me get so many stupid little boys for Pleasure Island. My profits have never been higher!" said the man in the red coat.

"Speaking of money, do you have my payment?" asks Chernabog.

The man smokes his pipe quickly and nods as he hands a bag of gold coins to Chernabog. "This month's payment, with interest," said the man.

Chernabog looks at the coins and smiles, "Thank you Coachman. Enjoy the drinks."

The Coachman lets out a smoke puff of relief as Chernabog leaves. Regaining his composer, the Coachman looks in Queen's eyes. "What do we have to drink for this special day love?"

"Look at the menu and decide for yourself peasants," snide Queen.

The new arrivals take seats at the bar and look at the menus. Many different themed drinks appear on the menu. Like green beer, Shamrock Juice Cocktail, Honeydew Martini, the Honeydaw-Ginger Martini, the Irish Flag, Gold Emerald Shooter, Irish Coffee, Irish Hammer cocktail, Guinness and green Jell-O shot, Pot o' Gold shots, and special Irish Flag Jell-O shots and Whiskey Gummy Bears.

"Green beer for me!" requested Pete.

"Irish coffee please," said Mortimer.

"Gold Emerald Shooter!" shouts Big Bad Wolf.

"An Irish flag to start with, the non Jell-o kind," said Coachman.

"Honeydew Martini!" shouted Stromboli in a booming voice.

"Green pints for me and Gideon," said Honest John as Gideon shakes his head.

"I will have a dark ale to start with," said Chernabog.

"Very well," said Queen as she started making the drinks for everyone. Once served, Queen started making a green appletini for herself.

Once they got their drinks, they held them up high and brought the glasses together. "A toast to good drinks, and fellow rotten folks. Cheers!" toasted the Coachman.

"HOORAY!" shouted everyone but Chernabog and Queen.

"Drink!" yelled Coachman as everyone guzzled down their drinks. In less than a minute, they were done. They gently slam the glasses down onto the bar.

"That was excellent!" praised Stromboli.

"I must admit, your drink mixing has improved since last I was here," said Coachman. Queen gives a tiny nod of acknowledgement as she cleans a glass.

"How many drinks can you make?" asked Honest John.

"Don't know. Enough," answered Queen.

"Bet she's never tasted any of the stuff she makes. Her nose is so high up she'd scratch it using the ceiling," said Big Bad Wolf. Everyone laughs at the joke.

"Silence, you fool! Without me you wouldn't know the supreme taste you are drinking now," said Queen, her brows becoming furrowed.

"Then why don't you show us how many drinks you can hold?" asked Coachman as he pushed a shot glass towards Queen. She looks at the boys and they wait for her. Queen freezes there and a little sweat goes down the side of her face. Coachman smiles. "Guess she's only good a making them, not drinking them."

The boys laugh with the Coachman until they hear an empty shot glass hitting the bar. They look and see that Queen drank the shot. "So, are we just going to sit around or am I going to drink all of you under the table?" asked Queen.

Everyone smiles and gets ready for a drinking contest. "This should be entertaining," said Chernabog as he took another sip of dark ale.

57 drinks later for each patron later, everyone except Chernabog was stone cold drunk. Pint and shot glasses litter the bar as the patrons barely keep themselves up. Their eyes pulse as they try to think straight but they are too intoxicated.

Pete goes to grab another pint but instead he grabs a bottle of champaign and gulps it down whole. Pete hiccups and bubbles comes out of his mouth.

"MMMmmmmmmmmm," said Pete as he licks his lips. Pete hiccups and more bubbles come out. "Hehehe."

"Oh look. Bubbles. So pretty," said Honest John as he pops a few.

"They sparkle like gold," said Queen.

"Wwwaaaayyyyyy ta go Pete old fweind. You made a use for your big mouth," belched out Mortimer as he slaps Pete's back making him hiccup more bubbles. Pete hits Mortimer and the mouse falls to the floor. "Ha cha cha."

"None of you can hold your alcohol very well," said Chernabog as he drank another pint of dark ale.

Pete hiccups more bubbles.

"Hey Pete. Why don't you try blowin a big bubble?" asked Coachman as he dances in his stool.

Pete squints hard and blows a great round bubble. The crowd minus Chernabog laughs their heads off at the sight.

"A square one! A square one! Make a square one!" shouted Stromboli.

"Yes! Keep us laughing till we are jackasses!" shouted Honest John as Gideon nodded.

Pete makes his head into a cube and blew out a cube bubble, making everyone cheer.

"Another round boys?!" shouted Queen.

"YYYEEEAAAHHH!" shouted the boys as the bust open a barrel and dunk their mugs into the barrel. They pull out and gulp down the ale.

Chernabog watches this with a smile. He then has an idea. He snaps his fingers and now the fun can begin.

The cube bubble begins to change. A big wide dumb grin appears on Pete's face. The bubble becomes a green elephant. Pete's face quickly changes, "WHAT?!"

"Hey that's pretty…. Wait a minute," said Big Bad Wolf as he sees the green elephant. The green elephant soon makes three more of itself.

"G-g-gentlemen, you seeing what I'm seeing?" asked Honest John.

The green elephants turn their trunks into trumpets and begin to play. The four trumpets become one big trumpet. The trumpet explodes and a parade of green elephants march out of the trumpet. A sinister tune began to play as the green elephants marched about the tavern.

The elephants' antics had cause a few to fight. After a small one became a giant elephant and slamming three elephants into a pair of cymbals, a whole mess of small green elephants appeared. The small elephants marched towards the confused villains and grew to an enormous size before exploding, frightening them.

"Look out! Look out!" sang the elephants. "Green elephants on parade. Here they come, hippity-hoppity. They're here and there. Green elephants everywhere." Green elephants came from every door, from every corner, from every sink! They were everywhere flooding the tavern in a sea of green bubble pachyderms.

"Look out! Look out! They're walking around the bed!" sang Pete as he joined the song. The elephants continued their antics while the group joined in.

"On their head, clippity-cloppity!" sang Stromboli.

"Arrayed in braid! Green elephants on parade!" sang the villains.

"What'll I do? What'll I do?" sang Honest John.

"What an unusual view!" sang Big Bad Wolf.

"I can stand the sight of worms and look at microscopic germs. But Technicolor pachyderms is really too much for me," sang Coachman as he laughed like a lunatic.

"I am not the type to faint when things are odd or things are quaint. But seein' things you know that ain't can certainly give you an awful fright!" sang Queen.

"What a sight!" sang Stromboli.

"Chase them away! Chase them away! I'm afraid, need your aid! Green elephants on parade!" sang everyone.

The green elephants grab Mortimer and start dancing. They kick up their legs in rhythm to the music. Big Bad Wolf starts biting at them to make the elephants pop but more just appear.

A green elephant grabs Queen and they start a slow waltz. Queen follows the steps with grace and elegance. Soon everything became a ballroom dance with everyone dancing with green elephants.

The music suddenly kicks up to an Irish gig! Everyone's feet going a rapid pace as the flutes hypnotized everyone to dance a merry jig upon four leaf clovers. The villains slide down a rainbow as the music becomes more frantic and the elephants became wilder. The elephants changed into all sorts of weird shapes and zoom before their eyes as they slide down into a pot of gold. The villains hit the gold in a flash of bright light and the nightmare ends as everything goes black.

"Ooooooohhhhhhhh," groans Queen as she opens her eyes. The former monarch finds herself in a tree. "How did I get here? Ohhh my head." Looking around, Queen can see the other villains sleeping in the trees. "Those blasted green elephants. Pink elephants were bad enough but that was just too much."

"Are we awake now?" asked Chernabog as he flew up to Queen.

Queen's head began to pound as Chernabog spoke. "Oooohhhhh. Please don't shout. It hurts too much."

"What ever you say. By the way, you'll be happy to know that none of you did anything embarrassing while you were drunk last night," said Chernabog.

"Good. I wish to never speak of this night nor repeat it ever again," said Queen as she tried to climb down the tree.

"Shall I help you?" offered Chernabog.

Queen scowled before taking Chernabog's hand. "For the embodiment of evil, you are at least a gentleman."

"Of course. Tempting people is difficult without a certain amount of charm," said Chernabog as he flies down with Queen. Once on the ground, Chernabog snaps his fingers and the trees come to life and throw the other villains to the ground.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the villains as they fall to the ground. They land with a thud and groan as their everything ache.

"Nice of you to wake up. Now then, Pete, Mortimer, last night's party left the Tavern a complete mess. Clean it up immediately or a severe punishment will be in order.

"Yes sir," replied Pete and Mortimer before Pete pukes on the ground.

"Uuuuggggghhhhh," groans Pete.

"Get to work. The rest of you, pay your tabs and head home. I look forward to seeing you again soon," said Chernabog. The rest of the villains give Chernabog the money they owed and went into the forest to head for home. "Come along Queen. You have dishes to do."

"Yes sir," answered Queen as she followed Chernabog back to the Tavern.

I hope you all enjoyed that. Now then, only question I got for you readers is whether I should make this an M rated story or just keep it T? I think M cause of all the drinking, but I couldn't decide. But I do thank you for reading.

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