Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but*pulls out net* one day I will capture a niffler and together we will make all of your shiny things ours!


Reviewer rules

From Wetstar

-Not allowed to become friends with the Giant Squid-Not allowed to call Quirrel Squirrel

-Not allowed to order the House elves to only send up candy

From AnGelIKRHthyM

1. Not allowed to introduce the madness that is fanfiction to first years.

2.I do not have veto power.

not what she said. Or he said.


My Rules

642. Not allowed to go around the school with a cart and a bell, yelling "Bring out your dead!"

643. If I ask "Will chapter (insert number here) be on the test?" and the answer is no, not allowed to rip the pages out and little origami animals with them.

644. Not allowed to fish out of my caldron during potions.

645. Not allowed to hold a light bulb over Hermione's head whenever she raises her hand to answer a question.

646. Not allowed to roast dolls dressed to look like people I don't like on a spit.

- nor am I allowed to burn them at the stake.

- no doll burning.

647. Not allowed to re-enact D-Day at the lake.

648. Not allowed to make dolls out of clay then act out their violent dismemberment during class.

649. Not allowed to tell Umbridge that "They're coming to take you away, ha-ha."

650. Not allowed to dress the first years to look like the Joker.

651. Not allowed to turn Umbridge's office into a pond so that "She'll feel more at home."

652. Not allowed to glue rubber fish to the walls.

653. Not allowed to ask arithmancy students to divide by zero. (Note: Division by zero is impossible. If anything was in fact divided by zero the apocalypse would ensue.)

654. Putting on a pair of sunglasses before casting obliviate does not make me a member of the MIB.

655. Not allowed to paint my cat's paws and make paw prints on the walls.

656. Not allowed to fill my dorm with Elf Owls, no matter how cute they are.


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