"I've heard you're dating my boy, green ninja" said Garmadon, looming over the masked teen.

Lloyd blinked up at him, "uh- what?"

Garmadon ignored him, continuing on, "Now, now, I'm not mad, us Garmadons are... uniquely smart, handsome, strong" his father said, unashamedly checking out his reflection in a nearby puddle.

Lloyd tried to cut in "I'm not sure-"

"I dated my last archenemy for a few years, it was dangerous but... thrilling" the warlord barreled on, as Lloyd cringed at the thought of his father having a love life.

"But" Garmadon turned his full attention back on Lloyd, towering over him as his grin turned menacing"if you are only dating him to get close to me, I swear I will tear out your guts and strangle you with them"

"I-!" Lloyd yelped, backing away "uh, I'm not, I swear!"

For a moment, Garmadon didn't move, "Good talk, green ninja" he said, before, with a dramatic flair of his cape, he sauntered off.

Lloyd watched him go, and then, once he'd vanished down the ally, muttered to himself "what the FUCK was that?"