Just realized that rules 657 and 658 acidentilly got put under reviewer rules. Fixed it.
Reviewer rules
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-AM ABSOLUTLY, UNDER NO CONDITION, ALLOWED TO TRAP RON IN ARAGOG'S HOME!
-Not allowed to set the dormitories on fire-Not allowed to set the Divination classroom on fire-Not allowed fire
-Not allowed to invite Peeves to the Yule ball.
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1: Not allowed to use the dead serious pun around Harry (Dead Sirius)
2: Not allowed to charm annoying oranges to follow Snape
3: Not to modify the lyrics of It's Friday by Rebecca Black to It's Die-day and serenade Snape
4: Not allowed to tell Hermione that the Lie-brary is filled with lies
5: Not allowed to give Hermione an oppa-hock (shave the middle only)
My rules.
657. Not allowed to tell Luna about Slide-Rock Bolters.
658. I am not to introduce myself to Ministry workers by saying "Hi, my name is Bree Smith. I'm a political headache waiting to happen."
- nor am I to introduce myself to foreigners in this fashion.
659. Not allowed to teach First Years American Folklore like it's historical fact.
660. Not allowed to wear a turtleneck for the express purpose of stuffing my cat into it, so that it looks like I have a cat head, so that people think I've had a horrible transfiguration accident.
661. Not allowed to place angel statues around the school, move them around when people aren't looking, then warn the students not to blink.
662. Left 4 Dead is not a training simulation.
663. If it happened on Mythbusters, I can't do it at school.
664. There is no buried treasure at the bottom of the lake, and I am to stop sending first years looking for it. The mer-people are getting upset.
665. Not allowed to have the house elves help me make the world's largest anything in the great hall.
666. Not allowed to act out the entire book of Revelation on school grounds.
In regards to rule 657. Slide-Rock Bolters: they're a Colorado myth. I found the story on , here's a bit of the tale "Way up in the mountains of Colorado lurks the slide-rock bolter. This creature has a huge head, slits where its eyes should be and a wide mouth with long, sharp teeth. The diet of the slide-rock bolter is Colorado tourists." I've found that there are quite a few mythical American creatures that I could bring up in conversation and sound just as loony as Luna.
Well, What started as 88 rules has reached 666 rules and a spin-off fanfic. I'm done with rules for Hogwarts. Mostly because Bree won't be at Hogwarts for Seventh year… She'll be causing chaos elsewhere, possibly crossing over with some other fandoms, once I figure out what will fit and how to move the plot along… Suggestions?
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