Chapter One

(This is like the one theory on Tv Trobe (I think) where Uzi is turning into a Disassembly Drone, so, this kinda just follows it.)

(AUTHOR'S NOTE: I DO NOT ship any characters from murder drones. Uzi and N just have a more sibling like relationship and Khan is a dirty coward.)

"Nuh-uh, no bonding moment right here right now." Uzi interrupted, pulling the crate farther from the wall.

"Fair e-enoug-gh. Gah, I s-screwed u-up." N sighed.

"In the same way you're about to fix it?" Uzi replied, after a few moments of deafening silence.

Manic laughter echoed through the entrance to the colony, J giggling as V took off on the wall like a spider. The two drones smiled like psychopaths.

"How about we build a quick door-!"

"Come on! You're the WDF! DEFEND!" Thad interrupted, exasperated. The worker drones backed away slowly.

"Really?" Thad sighed, before gasping as his shoulder was stabbed.

"HEY! PUT THAT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE MALE DOWN!" Uzi yelled, gun in hand. Kahn looked towards her, shock and confusion hitting him. The murder drone from before waved with a happy smile on his face.

"Ow!"

"Oh-, J, you've always been pretty mean to me and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism!"

"Nice." Uzi nodded and grinned. "Which one do you want?" She asked, nodding towards the two on the other end. Uzi noticed Thad run with the WDF to a safer location. She turned her eyes back to N.

"J, please."

"Too bad! Good luck!" Uzi yelled happily before charging with a war cry.

N turned to V, before panic lit his eyes like a wildfire.

"Oh no."

Meanwhile, J and Uzi, Uzi was grinning. She leapt up, legs flying through the air, and the pen was forced through J's face.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" The Disassembly Drone screamed. Uzi winced ever so slightly, her previous shoulder injury stinging slightly. She glared, before her display blacked out, and fell.

N and V flew at each other, N keeping himself safe. V giggled as they battled, before N had caught her in a pause. He glanced down.

"UZI!" He looked up at V. "I'm so sorry, have fun repressing this…?" He licked the blade.

"EW! WHAT THE HELL?!" V couldn't continue as she was kicked into the floor. Uzi groaned and attempted to grasp her railgun. J kicked it away.

Uzi's eyes narrowed at the monologue playing. Why was it pre recorded?

Uzi smirked, remembering earlier, and stabbed the end of J's tail into the drone's leg.

One cannon blast was all it took.

Uzi spat down on J's destroyed body. She was about to step back when she collapsed, N quickly catching her and bringing her onto his shoulders. She smiled gratefully. But it quickly faded as she spotted her 'dad'. She glared, furious. The wrench she had been handed earlier clattered to the ground after being thrown with much force.

"I brought the Murder Drones here on ACCIDENT, and yet you CHOSE, to leave me for dead. And I don't even mean that as an edgy teen hyperbole when I said it last week!" Uzi was on the brink of a breakdown before a decent slap to her face fixed her edginess.

"I'll save you the trouble Dad. I banish myself!" She growled. "Let's go N." She muttered.

"Bye Mr. Uzi!" "Shut it." "Okay." "AHH-!"

Khan stared up at the hole. He pulled his mug out and took a sip. He sighed.

Uzi stared off into the sun. It slowly rose over the colony. She thought about the past few hours of her life.

"I would join you if the sun didn't kill me! Hope you're having good character stuff happening right now!" N yelled.

"Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty on earth, cuz we're coming for them." Her eyes flashed yellow. She grinned.

She began to laugh, and the laugh sounded truly evil.

(I skimmed through it a lot cuz this is kinda just the end of the pilot, so, anyways, I made SURE to get Uzi's tangent right. She is mah fav. Anyways, enjoy this if you want to!)