At Toon Manor; Sonic was rummaging through the fridge before pulling out a pack of hot dogs and buns.
He nodded before opening up the dogs and buns before putting the dogs in the buns and poured chili on top of them followed by cheese.
He put the dogs in the microwave and started cooking them before pouring himself a glass of soda.
The microwave went off and Sonic pulled out the chili dogs before walking into the living room and sat down on the couch before flipping the TV on to see the Arnold Schwartzanagger film Eraser.
He chuckled as Luz and Amity entered the room.
"God I love a good Arnold Schwartzanagger film on a weekend." said Sonic.
"What Arnold film is this?" said Amity.
"Eraser. Arnold portrays a US Marshall who protects high profile witnesses by faking their deaths, and finds himself on the run after being framed for a crime." said Sonic, "It's got quite the one liners from Arnold at the end of the film."
Amity nodded.
"Okay." said Amity.
"Always comes up with the best one liners for before or after a kill." said Sonic.
But a chiming sound was heard and Sonic pulled out his phone to see a text from Meek.
"There's Vivix activity in the McDuck Mall parking lot." said Sonic.
He turned off the TV.
"Well, better check it out." said Sonic.
The three ran off.
But Sonic returned and ate his chili dogs before running off again.
At the McDuck Mall parking lot; Anne, Roger, and Meek were battling a bunch of Vivix.
One Vivix was arm wrestling Anne.
The Thai girl then slammed the one Vivix's hand on a table.
"I win." said Anne.
Both sides kept on battling each other as Sonic, Luz, and Amity appeared and joined in.
Luz smiled.
"About time we get to see some action." said Luz.
"I'm in the mood for some salad today." said Sonic, "Good thing we've got a whole mess of lettuce heads here."
The Vivix heard this and screamed.
The Vivix then ran off in shock.
"That went well." said Sonic.
But then Poisandra's mother appeared and everyone saw her.
"Not like you think it did." said Poisandra's mother.
"Who's this girl?" said Amity.
"She looks like Poisandra." said Meek.
"She's as ugly as her to." said Roger.
Poisandra's mother is mad.
"Don't talk about my daughter like that!" She said and fired heart shaped lasers at the heroes.
The heroes avoided each attack.
"Yeesh, I wonder how Sledge deals with this woman as a mother in law." said Anne.
"I don't even like that guy, I once broke his privates so that he won't be the one who provides me with grandchildren." said Poisandra's mother.
The heroes became shocked.
"Jesus Christ, she actually did that?" said Sonic.
Luz leaned over to her Cotton Candy Haired Goddess.
"All of a sudden your mother doesn't seem like such a bad person." said Luz.
Amity nodded.
"I agree!" She said.
With Amity's mom, she sneezed.
The with looked around in confusion.
"ALADOR, YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME!" yelled Odalia.
Back in the human realm.
"Sledge has proved himself to be a very terrible villain who cant even make my daughter happy." said Poisandra's mother.
"Well if you saw who hired him to get an army and the Energems in the first place, you'd see why." said Roger.
Poisandra's mother shook her head.
"No matter, when I'm through here, I'll take over my son in laws operations and demote him to janitor duty, or my name isn't Venomia." the woman known as Venomia said.
With Sledge; he heard this from the screen and groaned.
"Like hell that's happening." said Sledge.
Venomia pulled out two axes similar to Poisandra's axe and charged towards the group.
She swung at everyone who avoided her violent attack.
"EXCALIBUR POWER!" yelled Sonic.
His Excalibur appeared before he went Excalibur Sonic.
But the Mother of Sledge's wife blasted the sword out of Sonic's hands.
His armor disappeared.
Sonic shook his head.
"I know when I'm not wanted to be a scene stealer." said Sonic.
He walked off camera and sat down on an executive chair that had his name on it.
The hedgehog pulled out his phone and did some work on it.
The others were still battling Poisandra's mother.
Venomia slashed at Meek who avoided each attack.
The evil mother swung at Meek who blocked the attack with his arm.
"Don't even try it." said Meek.
"I've already got someone bored of this already." said Venomia.
She pointed to Sonic still on the executive chair on his phone.
"Good thing I decided to make Tik Tok videos from now on." said Sonic.
"Your suck just like your movies!" She said. "And Jim Carry is a AWEFUL Eggman and they should've used the beta Sonic for the movie!"
Sonic is mad.
"OK THATS IT!" He said and became Excalibur Sonic again. "NO ONE DISSES MY MOVIE!"
Venomia chuckled.
"You couldn't even get a show on a streaming platform." said Venomia.
"Two." said Sonic.
"Netflix and Paramount Plus." said Anne.
Meek leaned over to Roger.
"I'm just glad she didn't think to mention Sonic's middle name." said Meek.
Everyone nodded.
Venomia slammed one of her axes on the ground, creating a shockwave.
But everyone jumped in the air to avoid the shockwave.
Excalibur Sonic slashed the weapon away.
"MY AXE!" yelled Venomia.
She glared at the hedgehog.
"I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!" said Venomia.
Sonic held up a fifty dollar bill.
"That should cover it." said Sonic.
Venomia growled in anger.
She swung her other axe at Sonic and hit him, knocking him into a dumpster before letting go of his sword.
Sonic groaned.
He climbed out of the dumpster with his armor gone.
Meek held his hands up and two Uzi's appeared in his hands before he started firing lots of rounds at Venomia.
The mother Of Poisandra laughed.
"Really?" said Venomia.
She blocked each attack with her only axe.
"I am an awesome mother." said Venomia.
She then grinned.
"But my son in law is AWEFUL!" She said.
"You already said that." said Anne.
"It became apparent when you said that was one reason you destroyed his private parts." said Roger.
Venomia growled in anger.
"Oh it's on now." said Venomia.
She charged towards Roger.
The meerkat made electricity appear in his right hand before punching Venomia away.
Meek ran to Venomia with Sais in both hands and slashed at the crazy mother.
The Battle Axe smirked.
"Those Sais won't do any good against me axe." said Venomia.
She swung at Meek who blocked the axe attack with both Sais.
She then shot fire from her mouth but Meek dodged it.
"You'll never win." said Venomia.
"Ah your daughter was killed twice!" snapped Sonic who came running to her.
Venomia became very mad before punching Meek really hard that sent him crashing into Sonic, making a loud cracking sound play out as the meerkat screamed in pain.
"ALL MY BONES ARE BROKEN!" yelled Meek.
He fell to the ground very limp.
The mother of Poisandra laughed.
"I am amazing." said Venomia.
She saw Amity running towards her with an Abomination dagger out, but Venomia grabbed the witch by the wrists and flung her over to Luz and Anne, knocking everyone else to the ground.
"Later suckers." Venomia said before teleporting.
Roger snapped his fingers in annoyance.
"Damn, she's gone." said Roger.
He sighed.
"But she sure can give Sledge a run for his money, I'll give her that much." said Roger.
The others stood up groaning in pain while Sonic held Meek up in his arms.
Luz and Amity had their arms on each other's shoulders.
"What is wrong with that woman?" said Anne.
"I think it's constipation." said Sonic.
Anne looked at Sonic.
"Why would you think constipation might be an issue?" said Anne.
"I've seen this one episode of Two and a Half Men where Alan's son Jake is having some anger issues and is playing Smoke in the Water because of it, and he and his older brother Charlie are unable to figure out the problem, but by the end of the episode, Charlie's housekeeper Berta makes Jake drink a whole jug of prune juice, which apparently makes everyone realize that Jake was just upset from constipation." said Sonic.
"You've got issues." said Amity.
"What, that I watch a bunch of Chuck Lorre shows with insane plots like Dharma and Greg as well as The Big Bang Theory?" said Sonic.
"Even the spin off Young Sheldon?" said Luz.
"Hell no, I prefer sitcoms with laugh tracks." said Sonic.
"Who doesn't?" said Roger, "Got to know when to laugh."
