(Or "Mr. Squirrel goes to Washington!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE IN WASHINGTON DC, BUT WE DIDNT' QUITE EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHY FOR SOME REASON. BOYS?"

"The President's gonna give us the Medal of Honor for all our adventures!" Rocky exclaimed.

"First he invited us on a tour of the White House!" Bullwinkle replied.

"AND SO ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ARRIVED AT THE WHITE HOUSE WHEREIN THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE TOUR GUIDE SHOWED UP..."

"Tour guide Peachfuzz is here ta show you th' Pink House—"

"LET ME REPHRASE THAT. THE MOST AVERAGE, LESSER-INTELLIGENT TOUR GUIDE SHOWED UP.

"It's the White House—" A secret agent whispered to the short man.

"Yeah I knew that—" Peachfuzz replied. "MOVING ON!"

"AND SO, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE SHOWN THE ENTIRETY OF THE WHITE HOUSE…"

"—An' if you'll look over here, you'll see the U.S Constitution!" Peachfuzz exclaimed, pointing to said document sealed behind glass on a pedestal.

"AS ROCKY LOOKED AT THE CONSTITUTION, SOMETHING BEGAN TO BUG HIM. HE GAZED CLOSER AND DISCOVERED A VERY ODD MISTAKE…"

"Wait a minute…" Rocky spoke. "Peachfuzz, this section of the constitution is in Times New Roman, invented in 1931…long after 1776."

"Yeah well that's cause it's not th' REAL constitution." Peachfuzz replied, shrugging.

"Wait…the Constitution is a FAKE?!" Rocky exclaimed.

"I dunno how it's possible, but yeah!" Peachfuzz replied.

"Then why on earth is the FAKE on display IN THE WHITE HOUSE?!" Rocky exclaimed, gripping Peachfuzz by the collar.

"I dunno." Peachfuzz replied. "But I heard that beneath the White House is a secret maze of underground tunnels and caves. They're filled with so many U.S secrets, I'm sure you'll find it eventually!"

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "Subnational Treasure" OR "Kill the Moosanger!"