(Or "Kill the moosanger!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST UNCOVERED A SECRET TUNNEL BENEATH THE WHITE HOUSE, AND NOW THEY'VE VENTURED WITHIN…"
"It's pretty dark…" Bullwinkle spoke, squinting his huge moose eyes in the darkness.
"Here…" Rocky spoke, pulling out a matchbox from underneath his flight helmet. "Perhaps this will help.." he lit a match.
"MILLIONS OF PRESIDENTIAL ARTIFACTS LINED THE WALLS OF THE STRANGE CAVERN. ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, AMAZED BY EVERYTHING THEY SAW WITHIN THE CAVERN…"
"Woah, Ronald Reagan's jellybeans!" Rocky held up a small bag with Reagan's face on it, he tasted one, making a disgusted face. "Eughhh…tastes like…Laisseiz-faire…and…Reaganomics…"
"George Washington's wig!" Bullwinkle yanked out said powdered wig, a pile of dead lice fell out. "…Grody."
"They didn't have lice shampoo back then." Rocky replied.
"That darn constipation should be around her somewhere…" Bullwinkle scratched his head, looking around.
"It's pronounced CONSTITUTION." Rocky replied.
"Oh it is?" Bullwinkle looked at the script for this cartoon. "Well I've got a pretty weak constitution when it comes to stuff like this.."
(*BA-DUM-TSS!*)
"Oh brother…" Rocky groaned, placing a hand to his temple.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Fright at the Museum" OR "Yankee Doodle Blandy!"
