"Fright at the Museum"

(Or "Yankee Doodle Blandy!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE VENTURED BENEATH THE WHITE HOUSE IN SEARCH OF THE REAL U.S CONSTITUTION!"

"Look!" Rocky pointed ahead of he and Bullwinkle. "There it is!"

"SAID CONSTITUTION WAS SEALED IN A GLASS CASE ATOP A PODIUM…OVER A RICKETY BRIDGE. BUT THANKFULLY ROCKY COULD FLY AND HE FLEW BULLWINKLE RIGHT OVER SAID BRIDGE."

"Thanks pal!" Bullwinkle smiled.

"No prob, bob!" Rocky replied.

"I'm…Bullwinkle." Bullwinkle spoke, a slight weirded out tone to his voice.

"It's just an expression." Rocky replied.

"JUST AS BULLWINKLE WAS ABOUT TO GRASP THE REAL CONSITUTION—"

(*gun cocks*)

"Hold eet right dere, MÜSE AND SKURRL!!" Came a familiar voice.

"BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY WERE NOW BEING HELD UP AT GUNPOINT BY BORIS AND NATASHA, BOTH WERE DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM. WILL THEY SURVIVE? OR WILL THEY END UP UNDERGROUND WITH THE REST OF THE HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS?TO BE CONTINUED IN PART TWO…"

End.