(Yoshi and Birdo walked inside the restaurant.)

Birdo: "I never had food from restaurant before! I so nervous."

Yoshi: "Nervous for what?"

Birdo: "Just, there so many people around. What if someone mean to me?"

Yoshi: "I with you now. They won't be. Or else!"

Birdo: "Or else what?"

Yoshi: "Or else it ain't gonna be pretty!"

(Yoshi and Birdo walk up to the clerk)

Clerk: "Hey Yoshi! Nice of you to drop in today! We have an all you can eat special today so I know you'll like it!"

Yoshi: "What!? YAY!"

Clerk: "Who's that? Don't tell me you brought that traitor along!"

Yoshi: "THAT'S BIRDO! SHE AIN'T A TRAITOR! Your job is supposed to be serving us food after we pay, not getting mad at my gi- friend! It was not her fault!"

Clerk: "You know the law of the land where one of the couple isn't even a girl."

Yoshi: "SHUT UP! BIRDO IS A GIRL WITH A STUPID CONDITION SHE CAN'T CONTROL! AND SHE ISN'T MY... girlfriend. Why yall gotta be so mean!?"

Clerk: "Whatever. What do you want and what will he get?"

Yoshi: "SHE!"

Clerk: "Birdo. Your friend. Whatever."

Yoshi: "Yoshi like the pizza and watermelon combo! I take fruit punch! Birdo what do you want?"

Birdo: "Can me just whisper in your ear and Yoshi tell him?"

Yoshi: "Yeah."

(Birdo whispers in his ear.)

Yoshi: "And peaches and apples mix. also fruit punch"

Clerk: "Go pick a seat and someone will bring it out to you. Also that will be $60"

(Yoshi gives him $60. Yoshi and Birdo walk further in)

Birdo: "Yoshi look! There birds by this window! Can we sit over here!?"

Yoshi: "Yeah! Come on!"

(Yoshi and Birdo sit down at that table.)

Birdo: "Can Yoshi sit next to me? I kinda scared."

Yoshi: "Ok!"

(Yoshi sits next to Birdo. Birdo looks outside.)

Birdo: "Tweet tweet. sweet birds. Not gotta worry about others calling them names. Not gotta worry about any types of syndrome. Just eat the bugs... When I was kid, I always look at birds in Wart's castle. Whenever I could, when I wasn't forced to wash stuff or clean things. Always wanted to be a bird. Me try to say their name bird as much as possible even though my mouth was sealed. Because my skin closed my mouth it always sound like Birdo. That's where me got my name."

Yoshi: "Does Birdo like that name?"

Birdo: "Yeah... I means being free. Even though I not free. I still like to pretend I am. People still hate me. I a freak. I so weird."

Yoshi: "No you not! Stop saying that!"

Birdo: "Swyer syndrome?"

Yoshi: "So what!? I not care about that!"

Birdo: "Everyone else does. Why they gotta treat me so mean!? I hate myself!"

Yoshi: "I not hate you! Yoshi really like you Birdo. Please no hate yourself."

Birdo: "Then why everyone treat me so mean for things I can't control?"

Yoshi: "... Mama told me when I being bullied in school, that satan tries his hardest to stop kids he knows will turn into very good people when they older. the more people hate you, the more good satan knows you gonna do when you're older. Birdo is gonna do something great. He had to send Wart to kidnap you, he tried to kill you in cold snow, and now he sends bullies to be mean to Birdo. You gonna do something amazing when you are older!"

Birdo: "I am?"

Yoshi: "No one else is treated as mean as you. I sure of it!"

Birdo: "Thank you Yoshi!"

(Birdo hugs Yoshi. Yoshi feels very tempted to kiss her, but hugs her instead.)

Waitress: "The food will be ready for yall to get in a few minutes.. But here are your drinks."

Yoshi: "OK!"

(Yoshi grabs the drinks and gives one to Birdo. Birdo starts sipping. She drank a little too fast)

Birdo: "Yoshi is so n-*hiccup* ice... oops."

Yoshi: "Don't get embarrassed this time!"

Birdo: "Yoshi not think it's w- *hiccup* ierd?"

Yoshi: "Please just have fun. No! It's normal!"

Birdo: "Thanks!"

(Birdo blushed a little but was starting to get used to Yoshi never thinking anything bad of her. An announcement came on that said the food was ready.)

Yoshi: "Alright! Let's go!"

Birdo: "Hey I have an id *hiccup* ea! It all you can eat righ *hiccup* t? Let's have a con *hiccup* test!..."

Yoshi: "It wouldn't be fair with those hiccups. Try holding breath."

(Birdo sucks in air. Her belly expands.)

Yoshi: "What? How that happening?"

Birdo: "Wait...*10 seconds later* " (Birdo lets the air out.) "I think that did it. Anyway, my belly gets really big because I a pink yoshi. Wind yoshis have that power to create 200 mph winds. Now back to the contest! I gonna out eat you!"

Yoshi: "HAHAHAHAHA! That's a good joke!"

Birdo: "Let me try!"

Yoshi: "Really? Yoshi could eat a literal ton of food! Come on then!"

(Yoshi and Birdo run inside and gather as much as possible and run back.

Birdo: "Yoshi like watermelon slices on pizza?"

Yoshi: "Yeah..."

Birdo: "Ew! Thats gr-... no... I didn't mean it like that. Yoshi can have what he wants. Lets get back to the contest!"

(While Birdo is eating her peaches, she accidentally burps.)

Birdo: "Hehe. Oh well."

(She didn't blush at all this time. She knew Yoshi didn't care.)

(They continue on for about 20 minutes.)

Birdo: "I... stuffed."

Yoshi: "Really? I still hungry!"

Birdo: "No way! That's just teasing!"

(Yoshi's belly growls.)

Birdo: "Yoshi really still hungry?"

Yoshi: "Yup! I go back and get more!"

(Yoshi continues eating for about an hour and a half... Not realizing his parents should've already been there.)

Yoshi: "Alright... Now I'm... almost full."

Birdo: "That's not possible."

(Yoshi laughs.)

Yoshi: "Some think Yoshi got a bottomless stomach. It eventually reaches limit."

Birdo: "How much food was that!? Yoshi belly not increase in size in slightest bit!"

Yoshi: "I no know why that happens. Oh well."

(But while Yoshi and Birdo are talking, Boshi and Ruby walk inside and order something... Then they notice Yoshi and Birdo...)