Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: This is dedicated to my funny friend Bob Kardoof.
No, wrong woman!
Freddie enter the bedroom.
It is mostly dark in there.
The only light comes from the small lamp on Sam's nightstand.
When he see what looks like Sam sleeping in the bed, Freddie get horny.
His dick almost punch a hole in his sweatpants.
"Damn, I must fuck her." thinks Freddie.
After taking off his clothes, Freddie join his wife Sam in the bed.
He starts by kissing her neck, while he rub her ass at the same time.
Once he think that she's turned on, he slide his dick into her pussy and starts to fuck slowly.
"Yeah, fuck!" moans Freddie.
"Mmmm!" moans the blonde woman that Freddie is fucking.
She sound a bit high-pitched for Sam, but Freddie is so horny that he doesn't notice.
And since it is so dark in the room he also doesn't see that the woman he has sex with doesn't have Sam's custom-designed tattoo on the back.
"Babe, you're damn fuckable!" moans Freddie.
"Thanks!" moans the woman, who is still very much asleep.
Freddie grab her ass a bit.
She seem to enjoy it.
"Nice!" moans the woman.
"Yeah!" moans Freddie.
He stop when he suddenly notice how tight the womans pussy is.
Much tighter than Sam has ever been.
Sam's pussy can stretch open more than twice its normal size, but this pussy does not.
"Oh, no!" thinks Freddie as he understand that the woman he fuck is not his wife.
He still continue to fuck, being horny and afraid that whoever the woman is will wake up if he suddenly pull out his dick from her.
"Mmmm, sooo cozy!" moans the woman.
Freddie now reqignize her voice.
She is Melanie, Sam's twin-sister.
It turns out that Melanie was very tired and ended up in her sister's bed.
"Damn..." thinks Freddie, who enjoy it, but also know that he shouldn'y fuck the wrong woman, especially since Melanie is asexual and would not enjoy this if she was awake.
"Fuck me!" moans Melanie.
Freddie is very suprised.
He has never heard the word 'fuck' from Melanie's mouth before.
Melanie may look very similar to Sam, but her personality is not the same at all.
Sam and Melanie are total opposites.
Sam is hardcore, confident, badass and sexual, while Melanie is good, smart, shy and asexual.
Sam also has bigger boobs and ass than Melanie.
Sam is strong and can easy fight men, while Melanie has never been in a fist-fight ever and find a regular shopping-bag heavy.
Sam's voice is also deep for a woman and Melanie's is much more girlie.
Aside from these differences they are indentical.
Freddie decides to take the risk and pull out, but Melanie says "No, keep going! Feels...uh...sexy!"
"Okay." says Freddie and continues to fuck.
He fuck more gentle than when he's doing it with Sam because Melanie's pussy is tight and he doesn't wanna hurt her.
"Mmmm, yay!" moans Melanie.
On the floor in another room, a drunk Sam is asleep.
She wear only a t-shirt and 4 empty beer-bottles are next to her.
It is clear that she's drunk.
"Carly Shay, that's a man." mumbles Sam, talking in her sleep.
Sam often talk in her sleep.
Right now she dream about her best friend Carly Shay.
Sam and Carly are still as much of BFFs as ever, but don't see each other as much these days due to living in different cities.
Sam and Freddie still live in Seattle, while Carly live in Miami now because of her job.
"Mmmm, sexy!" moans Melanie.
Freddie fuck a tiny bit harder.
"Cum in me, Douglas!" moans Melanie.
She has no idea that she has sex with freddie and that she has sex for real.
Melanie think she's dreaming.
If she was awake she'd NOT want to be fucked.
"Who the shit's Dauglas...?" thinks Freddie.
Melanie doesn't have a man so it's not her hsuband or boyfriend.
"Oh, my crap!" says Sam as she wakes up with a sharp hangover.
She put on her baggy oversized pink fart-smelling sweatpants.
"Shit, me is fuckin' drunk." says Sam.
"Mmmm!" moans Melanie.
"Uh..." says Freddie, not sure what to do.
"Don't stop!" moans Melanie.
Freddie continues to fuck so Melanie doesn't get angry and wakes up.
"Yay! Sooooo sexy!" moans Melanie.
"Oh, damn!" says Sam as she walks to the bedroom, wanting to sleep in a proper bed until she's not hungover anymore.
When she enter the bedroom she cannot believe waht she see.
"What...? Freddie, that's not me!" says Sam, getting pissed off.
She react too crazy because she's hungover.
"Sorry." says Freddie.
"No, no, no...pull out, right this moment, man!" says Sam.
freddie quickly pull out his dick from Melanie's pussy.
"Uh...what..?" says Melanie as she wakes up.
"Oh my gosh! Did you rape me?" says melanie in fear when she sees that she is in a bed with Freddie.
"Relax. of course not. I thought you were Sam..." says Freddie.
"Lamest excuse ever! Freddie, how the shit can ya cheat on me with my own stupid damn sister?" says Sam.
Sam is 100 % pissed off.
She burn with anger.
Melanie is confused and a bit scared of both Sam and Freddie.
"I promise, Mel. I didn't rape you and in your sleep you enjoyed it." says Freddie.
"Don't worry, Freddie. I can tell you're speaking the truth." says Melanie when she look at Freddie's face.
"Thanks." says Freddie.
"And I guess I did enjoy it, thinking it was just a dream." says Melanie as she suddenly remember some of it.
"Fuck! Freddie, me is gonna divorce ya!" screams Sam.
Sam then goes all dizzy and faint on the floor.
The reason for this is that she's so hungover and angry.
It all overloads her body and mind.
"At least you did not ejaculate inside me. Or did you...? I hope not." says Melanie.
"I very much didn't, Melanie." says Freddie.
"Good. Now, let's help Sam." says Melanie.
"Alright." says Freddie.
Freddie and Melanie put on their clothes and then they help Sam into bed so she can sleep until she's no longer hungover like shit.
"Okay." says Freddie.
He kiss Sam's strong sexy neck.
"You love her so much, right?" says Melanie.
"Yes. She's my babe." says Freddie.
"Okay. Nice." says Melanie.
"Indeed...and let's forget that my dick was inside your pussy." says Freddie.
"Agreed, Freddie." says Melanie.
"Thanks." says Freddie.
"Sweet. I'm gonna go back to bed...in another room. Goodnight." says Melanie.
"Uh...goodnight." says Freddie.
Melanie leave the room.
Freddie get undressed again and then join real Sam in bed.
His dick get hard.
He slide it into Sam's anus and starts to fuck slowly in a casual way.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam in her sleep.
"Yeah!" moans Freddie.
"Sexy!" moans Sam.
"Yes, babe!" moans Freddie, all horny.
Freddie squeeze Sam's big slutty boobs.
"Nice! Fuck!" moans Sam, all horny.
At the same time Melanie enter the guest-room, get into bed there and goes to sleep.
"Mmmm, so damn sexy! Fuck me ass, man!" moans Sam, still asleep.
"Alright, babe!" moans Freddie, all horny.
He fuck slightly harder.
Sleeping Sam love it.
No only while asleep, but she'd love it if she were awake too.
"Yeah! Drill my shithole with your thick dick!" moans Sam.
Clearly Sam is still as oversexual now as when she was a teen-girl.
"It feels so damn good with a dick in my anus!" moans Sam in her slutty sexy voice.
"Thanks, Sam!" moans Freddie.
"My fuckin' pleasure! Fuck, yeah!" moans Sam.
69 minutes later.
"I cum for you, Samantha!" moans Freddie as he cum a lot in Sam's ass.
"Holy shit, yes!" moans Sam as she get an orgasm, still asleep.
"Nice." says Freddie and then lick Sam on her left ear, which she love.
"Yeah, man." says a happy Sam.
The End.
