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The latest 'Warren and Bastardrew get what they deserve' fic by me, this time by my 4th favorite villain of all time behind Morgoth, Sauron and Darth Vader.

The Trio's latest bright idea to take out the Slayer and her gang was to get some Mako and use it to power up their equipment.

The power of Mako would be too much, not even the Slayer and her friends would be able to stand against Mako.

Problem was Mako was manufactured by the Shinra Electric Power Company by drawing on the Planet's energy for their own purposes, as well as making Materia. They weren't exactly known for sharing it with anyone in the world.

However, their reactors in some parts of the world weren't the most guarded, so their idea was to go to a village called Nibelheim and steal Mako from there.

Jonathan was going to stay to 'hold the fort', as Warren put it, while Warren himself alongside Andrew would go to Nibelheim to get the Mako needed to power up the equipment that they would make to fight and take out Buffy and the rest.

Then on reaching Nibelheim they'd found out Sephiroth, SOLDIER First Class, the greatest and most powerful hero in the whole world himself was there.

Everyone loved Sephiroth, the two of these were no exception (Warren was a misogynist so strong men were something he liked, while strong women terrified and enraged him).

"But if he catches and captures us, what then?" Andrew wondered.

"We won't go to him, as simple as that, of course I want his autograph, but beating the Slayer and her group is more important", Warren said, both of them hiding at Mt. Nibel near the reactor, while Sephiroth and another SOLDIER First Class named Zack Fair (who also made his way into the news and hearts of fangirls like Sephiroth) had gone into the reactor.

A Shinra grunt stood guard outside alongside a local village girl wearing some really revealing clothes, and she had some really, really big….assets. She was the Shinra group's guide here.

Warren was getting an erection just by seeing her, and so was Andrew.

"Man, she's hot!" Andrew muttered, drooling at this point.

"I know! Maybe we should return one day and date her!" Warren suggested as both dreamt of being with her.

Then suddenly a man with greying reddish hair in a red trench coat and one black wing sprouting from him appeared and just went inside, not noticing either of Warren or Andrew.

"Who's that?" Andrew wondered.

"Looked familiar", Warren told him.

Sephiroth walked out soon after, looking contemplative for whatever reason, and went off, and then the one-winged guy flew off.

But then suddenly monsters appeared, and attacked the grunt and the girl. The grunt tried to protect her but was knocked out, as Zack then ran out and fought the monsters, managing to beat them.

The girl helped the grunt up and all three were off.

"Now's our chance, let's take it", Warren said, Andrew nodding, and both went inside.

"Here we go, we'll take out the Slayer!" Andrew boasted, as they managed to get some Mako, but they needed to take a decent amount of it back, and they couldn't take too much at a time.


So they stayed for a little more while, about 3 days, but that was their undoing.

As they went out to get some more Mako, fire suddenly erupted in the sky and went forth, burning the whole village.

"What the hell?" Andrew asked in horror. "What's going on here?"

"Whatever it is, guess its best we get out now", Warren decided, as this was a disaster now. "Let's go."

The two made to walk off, only to see Sephiroth standing in the center of the village, looking down.

One Winged Angel plays

Suddenly, he looked up, but there was insanity in his eyes as his lips twisted into a cruel smirk.

"Uhhh….hi", Warren waved, deciding he could play it cool and run off. "I'm a huge fan of yours. And I know you can save the village with your power, Sephiro-AAAAH!"

Warren gasped, Sephiroth having stabbed him through the gut with his seven feet long sword the Masamune, and blood was pouring out of Warren's mouth profusely.

Andrew's jaw dropped as he fell to his knees in horror, while Sephiroth lifted up the impaled misogynist, and hurled him off to a side, where he died painfully.

Sephiroth then turned to Andrew, who was shivering in fear and about to wet his pants, as next moment, his head was chopped off.

"Traitor", Sephiroth snarled as he then turned away and walked off to his 'mother', the two losers just being targets of his ire.


And now Sephiroth, one of the greatest villains of all time in the greatest video game of all time (to me at least) takes out these losers, LOL! Now I'm inspired to write a longer crossover fic between the Compilation of FFVII and Buffyverse, but will have to work out the whole plot.

Combined the original with CC here, as you can see.

Anyway, hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.