"Hmph, I already know how this will go." Priscilla already knew the boy wouldn't be too happy of her.

It's only a matter of time, he just needs to get to know her… charms. The world would deliver, and she'd show him more than that the half-wit ever could.

"YOU! Shut up!" Felt turned around and yelled at her. She was getting real sick of this woman. And oh boy, she was gonna get a whole load of her bullshit today.

Meanwhile the one armed knight was quiet as he was relieved that nobody noticed that his name was glitched on the wheel.

Sadly for Al, Roswaal and Reinhart, (Thanks to his blessing of sight), were about to see it.

They however chose not to comment on it.

Priscilla, I can't say I have the best opinion on her

"Hah, big surprise." Felt crossed her arms.

The Half-elf liked the confirmation, even if it was obvious.

"Don't get too confident, slum-rat. The boy will soon know the better choice." Priscilla, as usual, bickered with the other candidates.

"Hell No! Y'er crazy if you think Cap'n is gonna go with you!" Garfiel pointed at her, yelling.

"Really? Ya can discard my opinion like everyone else's, Barrielle. But I don't think any of us candidates here have… kicked him like you have, hm?" Anastasia wasn't sure about Emilia, but she was definitely sure the boy would never go with this woman.

Even if he doesn't know his worth yet, she'll ingrain it into his memory. No way was she gonna stand back and let him hurt himself.

"Mineself could only wonder about the hypocrisy you speak, after all you only used him, no?" Priscilla smiled at her arrogantly.

"And I regret that. But I haven't heard or seen a speck of regret from ya here. And I'm sure that ain't gonna change." Anastasia bit right back. Most people here regret their actions after all.

"Hmph, mineself doesn't need to act so pitifully. The world will simply deliver him to me." Priscilla brought her fan to her face as she threw venom at the rival candidate. What need was there to mourn the boy's foolishness when the world would bring him to her?

'Jeez things were getting real heated here' Al could feel himself sweat from his lady's heat. You'd think he'd be heat resistant by now.

On one hand, she's got a strong will and some crazy luck

Priscilla couldn't help but smirk behind her fan at what Subaru had said about her while everyone else, minus Al, groaned.

It almost makes me envious, maybe I could've been hurt less with that type of luck.

Everyone once again groaned as it was classic Subaru to berate himself.

"Hey Al, take a shot for everytime he berates himself?" Ricardo whispered to Al in which the one armed knight responded with a nod.

On the other hand, I don't like her

Felt and Emilia smiled at this while Priscilla rolled her eyes.

She was one of the harsher candidates who rejected me

"Exactly, hence my previous point." Anastasia once again pointed out with a smug grin on her face along with the other candidates although Crusch's was a bit small.

Priscilla tried to hide her smile as that was exactly what she was trying to do when she reacted like that.

Take that with a whole salt shaker worth of salt.

Beatrice and Al said the same thing at once as they knew people would ask them what salt shakers were.

"No I'm not explaing that." "Betty is not explaing that I suppose."

I really don't get why Al's so dedicated to her as she treats him like shit!

Most of the theatre agreed with what Subaru said.

Sadly, I know why he is with her as she- ̷̢̫͕̘̭̥͍̱̾͐̾̍̓͐̉̕ ̷̡̡̬̗̝̣̥̖̎͌͒̒̓̂̀̌̉́̋̕ ̴̦̰͔̠͗͋̎̓͆̒͂͐͑́̚͠ ̴̳͎͎͈̳̼͉͕̾̆̀͋͗̔̎̓͐̈́̏͘͜͝ ̶̰͊̍̇̈́ ̸̡̛͚̪͍̳̝͈̫͇̺͎̜͗̈́̍̊͋̃̐̈͌͘̚͝ ̴̛̭̹͓̜͉̽̈́̈́͋͒̍̊̐̇̑̅͊̕͠ͅ ̵̪̻̳͙͍̰̹͎͉͒̾̅̌̔̀͐͋̏ͅ ̵̹͎̲͖̭͇̩͈̜̾̆̄̔̊̀̎̎̌̐̚͜͠ͅ ̷̦̗͓̞͐̔͂̇̑ ̴̧̧̪̲̣̝̮͕̜͍̯͗̾̄̀̓̉̌̔̒̊̽̂̉̏͠ͅ ̵̪̻̳͙͍̰̹͎͉͒̾̅̌̔̀͐͋̏ͅ ̵̹͎̲͖̭͇̩͈̜̾̆̄̔̊̀̎̎̌̐̚͜͠ͅ ̷̦̗͓̞͐̔͂̇̑ ̴̧̧̪̲̣̝̮͕̜͍̯͗̾̄̀̓̉̌̔̒̊̽̂̉̏͠ͅ ̵̪̻̳͙͍̰̹͎͉͒̾̅̌̔̀͐͋̏ͅ ̵̹͎̲͖̭͇̩͈̜̾̆̄̔̊̀̎̎̌̐̚͜͠ͅ ̷̦̗͓̞͐̔͂̇̑ ̴̧̧̪̲̣̝̮͕̜͍̯͗̾̄̀̓̉̌̔̒̊̽̂̉̏͠ͅ

Everyone in the theater covered their ears from the loud static coming from the TV.

"What the fuck was that" Felt asked her knight Reinhart who was looking at someone.

Nearly everyone was looking at Al but he was as confused as them.

"Look guys, I have no idea what happened and how that glitch happened."

Meanwhile in his mind, Al was sweating bullets.

He knew what he was about to say but he was lucky that the screen cut it out.

Al knew it was only a matter of time for the screen to reveal what he said when it was his turn.

However, Crusch and Reinhart were looking at Al with wary eyes as they were gifted powers that could detect if someone was lying.

Al was lying.

They didn't say anything about it though as they figured it would be revealed when it was Al's turn.

Though with that luck, will, and confidence… She might have the best chance to win the election

Before the theater was about to explode, Subaru kept going.

That doesn't matter though! I'm here to help the Emilia camp! We won't lose!

The Emilia Camp, minus Roswaal and Ram, cheered at what Subaru said while the other camps rolled their eyes knowing that they would win.

OK I AM BACK WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!

Everyone could tell that the old man known as Rick was back.

"What happened to 'Morty'?"

"Why were you a pickle?"

"Why was Al's named glitched?"

'Rick was annoyed at this point.'

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME ANSWER ONE AT A TIME.

One, He's sleeping as it's past his bed time.

Two, because I could which you guys can't.

Three…. Honestly, I don't know why that guy's name is glitched…. Nah I'm fucking with you cockbites I do know why.

"Then can you tell us old man?" Felt asked.

I will tell you cockbites when I feel like it which is NEVER

Anyways lets see whos the next fuckface.

Rick then grabbed the handle and spun the wheel.

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Ricardo

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