Chapter 1: Rating Fanfictions
Hello there, sorry I haven't been posting lately, my family and I have been busy. Mainly because my birthday was yesterday. I will have Chris and Naegi and some other guests rate with me because yes. Without further ado let's get to rating.
Chris: Which story are we starting with?
Rui: Let's start with Sonic Worlds by Tashasaurous.
Naegi: I rate it 10/10.
Chris: 10/10.
Rui: I rate it a 10/10 because the story is very fun to look back at.
Rui: The only thing that makes me sad is when they update a different story.
Naegi: No offense to you Tashasaurous because you probably have a good reason.
Rui: Please don't kill me your one of my favorites.
Chris: Next up is Animal Planet by RedTailedRyo.
Rui: Definite 10/10 it's about SonChris what other explanation do you need?!
Naegi: 10/10 because the story was cute.
Chris: 9.9/10 mainly because Rui didn't let me read it. But their other stories I like from them.
Rui: Suuuuuure~! *pokes Chris's shoulder*
Chris: STAWWWWWPHHHHH!!!!
Naegi: Anyways, onto the next story. The next one is Uncontrollable by fezakyuu.
Rui: 100/10, but the part where Sonic bit Chris and killed him made me cry.
Naegi: Is 100/10 even allowed?
Chris: Makoto-han this is Rui we are talking about.
Naegi: You are right about that.
Rui: Next one is From Hedgehog to Human bye Elinor Cross.
Naegi: I rate it a 10/10, the plot is very nice although I had to deal with Rui when she couldn't find From Hedgehog to Human Redux.
Chris: 10/10. I wasn't able to read it all because Rui covered my eyes on certain parts and chapters of the fanfiction.
Rui: 1000/10 the yaoi parts made me nearly faint *nosebleeds*.
Chris: Next story is Barking Mad from RedTailedRyo.
Chris: I rate it a 9.9/10 because I don't know that guy at all.
Rui: That's something you should ask Sonic about.
~Sonic appears~
Sonic: Ask me what?
Chris: *Shows Sonic the fanfiction* This.
Sonic: WHAT THE HELL! WHY ARE THEY SHIPPING YOU WITH THE GUY I HATE SO MUCH?!
Naegi: I'm assuming that you and Barker don't have a good relationship with each other.
Sonic: Of course we don't he tricked us for his own selfish needs.
Rui: Since your here, why don't you rate some fanfictions with us.
Sonic: Fine.
Sonic: 0/10, nobody is shipping Chris with that guy.
Rui: I-
Sonic: Don't even think about it.
Naegi: Anyways, I rate it 8/10. It was very cute.
Rui: 20/10, G A Y N E S S ! !
Sonic: Traitor!!
Chris: Next story, Amethyst Rainshower by Pebi.
Sonic: 10/10! No hesitation, this is so true Chris is scared of thunder!
Chris: You weren't supposed to say that!!! *covers his face with his hands in embarrassment*
Sonic: No need to be so embarrassed about it.
Naegi: 10/10 it's very cute and wholesome.
Rui: 100/10, I love any SonChris or Shadris ships.
Chris: 10/10. . .
Sonic: Next one, Rivalry of the Heart by CloudKitsune17.
Rui: I love them, they make the best SonChris fanart!
Sonic: ME TOO!
Sonic: I rate it 100/10. It's still sad that there will be no more chapters.
Chris: 10/10, because it's adorable.
Rui: 100/10, no doubt at all.
Naegi: 10/10.
Sonic: Next one is Proving Innocence by Stardown(my most favorite person).
Chris: 15/10 that story literally moved me to tears.
Naegi: 10/10 I freaking cried.
Sonic: 10/10 I love it so much. The fact that Eggman was trying to kidnap Chris again for his own evil plans made me mad. Stay away from the child Eggman.
~Eggman appears~
Eggman: *Grabs Chris* And if I don't?
Chris: Oh hey, I didn't see you there.
Rui: *Slaps Eggman* Stay away from the child Egghead!
Chris: *Visible Confusion* What's wrong with me saying hi to him?
Naegi: Rui can you, Sonic, and Eggman not fight over Chris and rate this freaking fanfiction.
Rui: Stardown I'm going to be so honest with you. Infinite/10 I am so not lying right now, this is how much of my favorite fanfiction writer you are. Your the main reason why I'm making fanfictions today.
Eggman: 10/10, this sounds like something I would do.
Chris: Next story is Help/Naegami story by That_one_catboy
Chris: 15/10 it was too cute for ne I literally nearly died from cuteness.
Rui: 500/10, we all love seeing Togami's soft side.
Naegi: 10/10.
Sonic: 10/10, this is something I would do to Chris if he got stabbed.
Eggman: I see.
Sonic, Rui, Chris and Naegi: Don't get any ideas Egghead.
Eggman: Fine, I'll just stick to kidnapping.
Eggman: 9/10.
Sonic: Next story is Creepy Mr. Stewart by Stardown.
Rui: Infinite/10, THIS IS STARDOWN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!
Chris: 10/10, I never knew that Mr. Stewart was a stalker.
Chris: Now I have ten stalkers. . .
Sonic: WAIT WHAT-!
Chris: Let's see I have Mr. Stewart, Mr. Tanaka, Rui, Eggman, and a few fanboys.
Rui: CHRIS WHY YOU CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT?!
Chris: It was really obvious though.
Naegi: 10/10, the ending was so nice.
Sonic: 5/10ish I would kill Mr. Stewart if he kidnapped Chris.
Eggman: *whispers to Chris* Don't you think he's going a bit yandere mode.
Chris: Mhm.
Eggman: 0/10 That Mr. Stewart guy is worse than Sonic and I thought that was impossible.
Sonic and Rui: DAAAAAMN-!
Chris: Awww Eggman, you do care about me~
Eggman: Oh hush you.
Sonic: Next Story is A Chaos on Earth: A Sonic X Rewrite by Stardown.
Chris: 100/10 that is one of the best fanfictions I have ever read in my entire life.
Sonic: I agree with Chris on this one, the characters are well made and so relatable.
Eggman: Never in my entire life have I ever had to say this but. I agree with you Hedgehog.
Naegi: I agree with them, some of them made me cry.
Rui: Infinite/10. This is my absolute favorite fanfiction. I've read this like a million times already.
Naegi: That's impossible Rui and you and I both know that.
~Togami has join the party~
Togami: Tell em Naegi.
Naegi: Shut up Byakuya LEGami!
Chris: Dang Togami-kun he told you. *snickers*
Togami: *O F F E N D E D*
Sonic: I think you broke him Naegi.
Naegi: He deserves it, I'm tired of him saying "Tell them Naegi" or "Go ahead Naegi, tell them who it was." oh and "Naegi, can you tell them what they were."
Rui: The egg has snapped.
Eggman and Togami: *Nods with pure agreement*
Chris: Anyways I think we should end this chapter here.
Sonic: Also Rui please be sure to ACTUALLY update this one and don't leave it like the other ones.
Rui: But I'm deleting one of them though. . .
Rui: *Realizes* Did I say that out loud?!
Chris: Goodbye.
