Chapter 2: Mr. Stewart is dating WHO?! (plus some bonus stories requested by my girlfriend)
It was a lovely day in the Thorndyke Mansion. Chris was on his phone scrolling through tumblr because he was bored as hell. Until he stumbled on something he lived to regret.
Chris: What's this?
Shows Pic of Chris asking his teacher why his Uncle Sam called him baby girl*
Chris: IM SORRY WHAT THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
~Sonic appears faster than a baseball can hit 11037(I had to)~
Sonic then sees his boyfriend holding a bible in front of his phone on the floor.
Sonic: Chris? Are you okay? Why are you screaming so loud?
Chris: LOOK AT THIS!! *Shows him the photo*
Sonic: WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
~Rui appears with Luigi from out of nowhere~
Rui: Why are you screaming so loud I can literally hear you from Luigi's world. HECK I bet the Danganropa world can hear that as well.
Chris: Shut the actual heck up Rui and look at this abomination. *Shows Rui and Luigi*
Luigi and Rui: WITH THE POWER OF CHRIST AND CHOCO CORNETS I COMPELL YOU!
~Rimi pops up out of nowhere~
Rimi: Did someone say choco cornets?
Rui: *Takes Chris's phone and shows Rimi* LOOK AT THIS!
Rimi: Arisa-chan come pick me up im scared.
Chris was seen on the floor legit shaken up and traumatized. And everyone knew that he was definitely not taking this well. Not because his uncle is gay, but because he's dating his teacher.
Chris: If I go to school tomorrow and this is true im jumping off the Mushroom Kingdom roof.
Sonic: I think the hell not! What am I a roach?!
Everyone: Yes!
Sonic: Damn, I see how it is. *sniffles*
Luigi: I'll jump with you, not that there's any other reason for me to live.
Sonic: Wow okay we have a new Shuichi Saihara here. Mad because Kaede died?
Luigi: Don't even think about it Sonic, as much as I like hanging out with him do not ever compare me to him. I. WON'T HESITATE. TO. STRIKE. YOU. WITH. THUNDERHAND!
Rui: Luigi is Zeus's son confirmed.
Rimi: *Nods*
~The next day~
Hanaskigawa Girls Academy*
Chris: Mr. Stewart, can I speak to you after class.
Mr. Stewart: Sure thing Chris.
~After Class~
Mr. Stewart: So what do you want to talk to me about Chris?
Chris: Mr. Stewart, why does my Uncle Sam call you babygirl?
Mr. Stewart: *blushing* H-HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT O-OUR R-RELATIONSHIP?!
Chris: I didn't, you just told me.
Chris: Now I have to jump off the roof with Luigi-kun because it's true.
Mr. Stewart: Crap, sorry for not letting you know. But hey, at least we are both dating 2 famous people who happen to be friendly rivals.
Chris: That's not the point but okay.
~After School~
Mushroom Kingdom Roof*
Chris and Luigi are now on top of the roof and everyone is watching. Sonic and Mario are telling them to get down, Peach and the toads are actually worried for once, Bowser is also telling them to get down so he can kidnap them, Rimi is eating a choco cornet, and Wario and Waluigi are just snickering.
Waluigi: DO A FLIP!
Everyone(except Chris, Luigi, and Wario): WALUIGI!
Chris and Luigi: ALRIGHT BET!
Wario: NOOO DONT JUMP YET!
Wario then pulls out a video camera*
Wario: OKAY, NOW YOU TWO CAN JUMP!
Waluigi: DON'T FORGET THE FLIP!
Chris and Luigi backflip off the roof and then they fall to the floor face first. Surprisingly they didn't die, just injured. Nothing serious though. After that happened everyone started to respect the both of them because they thought what if they didn't survive.
The End.
Rui: We aren't done yet though.
Chris: We still have a few bonuses to get through.
Bonus One: Kidnapping with Consent*
Shadow was bored and lonely again. He was thinking about how him and Chris were hanging out.
Shadow: That's it im kidnapping him and there is nothing that blue faker can do anything about it.
At Chris's Mansion*
Chris was in his room trimming the bonsai Arisa got him for his birthday. It was very peaceful here. Until Shadow broke his window.
Shadow: *Grabs Chris by the hand* I'm kidnapping you and there is nothing you can do about it.
Chris: Can I at least pack some extra clothes before you kidnap me?
Shadow: *Lets go of Chris's hand* Go ahead, but hurry up that faker might come back.
Chris: That's where telekinesis comes in handy Sha-kun. *Uses telekinesis to lift up his backpack and clothes*
Shadow was watching in awe, he never knew Chris has the ability to use telekinesis. He might ask Chris about his abilities later on.
Chris: I'm ready.
Shadow: *Lifts Chris up bridal style* Okay now let's hurry up and leave.
Bonus Two: The Chaotic Trio(plus Klee and my girlfriend)*
Chris, Mario, and Luigi were just strolling around the Mushroom Kingdom. They were kind of bored so they decided to shoot fire balls around Toad Town.
Chris: This is much better than being in Station Square. *Uses fire ball from his book*
Luigi: I know right! It's so much fun just doing things like this.
Mario: If only Klee was here and we could use some bombs.
Chris: Who said we couldn't, your talking to a prince who uses magic.
Luigi: Do it, summon the child terrorist.
Mario: Summon Glitch while your at it, I'm pretty sure she would love to join us.
Chris: Sure thing, I prefer her more than Rui. Don't tell Rui I said that she might throw something at me.
Luigi and Mario: We won't! We swear!
Chris summons both Klee and Glitch.
~Klee and Glitch has joined your party~
Klee: Auntie Chris! Are we going fish blasting with Mama Luigi?
Glitch: Omigod KLEE! Your so adorable in person!
Klee: Hello Rui's girlfriend I'm Klee!
Mario: Anyways we invited you two to help us blow up Toad Town.
Luigi: Are you two going to join us?
Klee and Glitch: YES OF COURSE KLEE/I WOULD!
Chris: Then it's settled, but first im going to triple Klee's bombs up.
Klee: Yay more bombs!
(Totally not related to anything but Klee and Cherry Cookie would be good friends because they both love bombs)
Anyways let's continue.
Chris, Mario, Luigi, Klee, and Glitch were wrecking havoc upon Toad Town. Peach eventually heard about it but instead of yelling at them about how reckless they were she joined in with them. It got so chaotic to where Bowser ended up joining them. Toad Town was destroyed but the Toads kind of desserved it for being rude, annoying, and stupid. Don't even think about attacking me in the comments.
Also to Glitch, I love you~!
Bonus 3: Just some SonChris fluff*
Chris was busy playing Sonic Colors Ultimate while Sonic had his arms wrapped around Chris's waist while watching him. Chris held a slight yawn while trying to beat the boss.
Sonic: Why don't you just rest for a little bit. You've been gaming for a while now.
Chris: Yeah, your right. *Turns game off and sets it in the nightstand*
Chris then lays down on the bed and Sonic does the same. The two were now cuddled up in bed together.
Sonic: *Runs hand through Chris's hair* Your hair is soft Chris.
Chris: *Swats Sonic's hand away from his hair* Hands off Sonic, im trying to sleep.
Sonic: Fine.
Sonic ends up sniffing Chris's hair causing Chris to have a mild gay panic.
Chris: Dude! Do you mind?!
Sonic: Not really, your hair smells nice as well.
Chris just sighs knowing that it can't be helped at all.
Bonus four(Aka last bonus): Where is he?! (SonChris)
Sonic and Chris were hanging out at the park just relaxing and hanging out like normal boyfriends. Until this creep came up to them and started hitting on Chris.
Creep: Hey, your pretty cute, mind if I get your number?
Chris: I'm sorry what?
Sonic: Screw off you jerk!
Creep: Worth a shot, just be warned that I will come back. *Runs off to hide where he can't be seen*
Sonic: What a weirdo.
Chris: Yeah no kidding.
Chris's phone ends up getting a notification*
Chris: Oh, it's from the bookstore. My books have arrived, i'll go pick them up stay here.
Sonic: Okay, but be safe Chris. Watch out for creeps like that other guy.
Chris: I will Sonic, Sayanora!
Little did they know that the creep was watching them the whole time.
Creep: Interesting~
~With my beautiful bean~
Chris was on his way to the bookstore. He seemed really happy about getting those books. Little did Chris know that the creep was following him, and Chris was starting to get a bit anxious. So Chris had decided to go a different path so he could get away from the guy following him. But he was still following Chris so Chris has started running. Chris was being chased for a while so he decided to hide in the alleyway, boy was that his biggest mistake.
Chris: Thank god I lost him, I was afraid that I would never lose him.
Creep: You were saying~
Before Chris could even react he chloroformed him causing to struggle in his grasp but his struggles were getting weaker. And there was no use but to give in. When Chris was passed out he carried him bridal style and took him somewhere nobody will find him.
Creep: Now that that's taken care of all I need to do is make a disguise that looks exactly like him to dispose of that Sonic character.
~Back with Sonic~
Sonic was worried about Chris, he was taking a while. He was worried that something happened to him. But his worries were gone because Chris appeared, but where were the books.
Sonic: Chris your back! But where are your books at?
Chris(Fake): Some guy stole it but no worries I can always buy a replacement.
Sonic knew he wasn't the real Chris. The real Chris wouldn't let someone steal his books, he would chase them down until he gets his books back. He ended up choking the faker.
Sonic: WHERE. IS. HE?!
Chris(Fake): S-Somewhere s-safe.
Cliffhanger because I like watching the world burn.
I'll post part 2 of this later on.
Also shout out to my girlfriend Glitch for requesting these bonus stories.
