(Author's Note: Nothing much to say here. I literally came up with this idea yesterday to say that I posted SOMETHING in February.
Maybe you'll like it, maybe you won't. I'd prefer the former, but I wouldn't be that torn up about the latter (since this was created absolute last minute, with very little care).
Enjoy:)
(Mercury and Emerald: Hotel)
"This is ridiculous," Emerald shook her head at Mercury.
"We need to get somewhere to sleep, don't we?" Mercury replied (with that same smirk that Emerald found so ridiculously annoying).
"If anyone turns up dead here or they find someone who's not supposed to be, that's going to draw attention to ourselves. Which will draw attention to Cinder."
"Don't worry about it, Em. I've got a plan," he winked as he walked up to the front desk.
"Oh joy, he's got a plan," Emerald muttered to herself. She saw her partner put on a dark green hat and pure black sunglasses, and open up the top of his shirt. "Oh good gods."
"Hello ma'am," Mercury spoke confidently, "I'm Mel Gibson, here for my pre-paid room."
The Faunus woman at the front desk raised an eyebrow, the antlers on top of her head almost seeming to add to her look, "You're Mel Gibson?"
"Yes, I've had to undergo a bit of a transformation for my next role. I play "Mercury Black": a heroic warrior who defied the Atlesians to free Atlas from the Atlesians."
The woman's eyes lit up, "Holy maceral! Let me show you to your room mister Gibson!" Mercury turned around to Emerald, lowering his sunglasses and winking before motioning for her to follow. Despite a roll of the eyes, the green-haired girl did just that.
Why he didn't just ask her to put up an illusion if this was his plan was beyond her.
(Nora: House Puppet)
"Alright brats," Qrow called out to the members of Team RNJR, "I need to go meet with Lionheart, so try not to burn the place down before I get back."
"That's fine Uncle Qrow," Ruby sped over to Oscar's side, "I'm gonna take Oscar into town to find some materials for a new weapon. The headmaster's cane is good and all, but a passed down relic can't compete with making a weapon with your own two hands." Seeing the smile on his niece's face and the blush on Oscar's, Qrow felt his suspicion rise and didn't trust them on their own…before realizing that Oz was still in the kid's head. He'll make sure they don't do anything they're not supposed to (especially anything that'll make him want to throttle the kid).
"I'm gonna go help Ren pick up some supplies for dinner," Jaune spoke up, his black-haired teammate beside him.
"I'll probably just stay here," Nora spoke up, "I've got this awesome new move with Magnhild I want to practice!"
"Um, no," Qrow replied almost instantly, "You'll be going with the boys."
"What? Why? Why does nobody trust me here alone?! I'll have you know that I'm a legal adult, who's killed thousands of Grimm on her own!" Nora stood from her seated position, hands on her hips and an annoyed expression on her face.
"Probably because the last we left you here by yourself, you turned the house into a giant puppet," Jaune replied with a raised eyebrow.
(Flashback)
Nora was sitting with her legs crossed on the couch, a long rope coming down from the ceiling in her hands and a megaphone in-front of her face.
"Hey. HEY! Stay outta here," Nora spoke with narrowed eyes, pulling on the rope as she spoke…which lifted up the house's roof every time she pulled, "Hey! Nobody better come in here. I belong to an awesome team of Hunters-in-Training, an adorable little farmboy, and their two old teachers."
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"Bring me a toolshed, for I am hungry!"
(Yang: Drugs)
In Beacon's library, Velvet Scarlentina and Pyrrha Nikos sat on the same table. Each had their noses in their respective textbooks, studying up for upcoming tests.
Just then, however, their quiet and peaceful atmosphere was ruined when Yang Xiao Long of "Team RWBY" came strolling through. She promptly took the free seat at their table, a dopey grin on her face and her head slightly swaying from side to side.
"Yang?" Pyrrha asked, both confused and concerned by her friend's state, "Are you okay?"
"Hm?" Yang turned to the redhead, "Oh, I'm…I'm great Pyrrha."
"Are you sure?" Velvet asked, sharing the same expression as the redhead across from her, "Because you look a little-EEEP?!"
"Oh, Velvet," Yang exclaimed, having grabbed the Rabbit Faunus' ears and now proceeded to rub them, "Your ears are so soft. They're like…they're like bunny ears." Yang let go of Velvet's ears (leaving a blushing bunny behind) and hugged the table itself, "OHH, this table!" She began rubbing her face against the table, groaning the entire time.
"Yang," Pyrrha put a hand on her shoulders, "Come on. I'm taking you back to your room." She had no idea what was going on with the blonde girl, but she knew that it'd be better taken care of in her own room (aka, somewhere not in public).
"Ah, Pyrrha," Yang took ahold of Pyrrha's cheeks, "Your skin is so smooth. What is that even…h-how you doing that? How you doing that?" Yang took a stand and began twirling in place, "Man, everything in Beacon is just fantastic." Yang collapsing to her butt, pulling at her top, "Ah, these clothes." Both Velvet and Pyrrha were left blushing fiercely as Yang began removing articles of clothing right in the library, throwing off her top layers until she was left in her black bra.
When Yang began lowering her shorts, the other girls quickly sprung into action. They attempted to put her shirt on as best they could, before they grabbed Yang by her arms and began quickly moving the blonde girl out of the library (and back to her room).
(Author's Note: Annnnnnnnnd scene. Hope you at least got a laugh out of this. See you in the next story:)
