Cloverfield the Return of the Monster: Valtines Day

It was near Valtines Dayed and ter had bean noed atacks by any monstars so far and police detective Sonya Li was locking forward to valtines day but she wasnt cause she broke up with her hot boyfiend Kichiro Kuro Kuroda who was is an athelte and novel writer and helipoiltet. This is because thy dindt agree on pizza toppings. She was almost gonna use her spyic powareds to break his legs of feet and also tonge ove so he cold not leave but she dindt.

So Sonya Li whent to the beach to go forn an walks cause she is durpassed and than she meat a hot man who is darkly mysterous and had a gothic look his naem is Gabriel Skullhex and he is every womans dark dream he is ther dank stanger who haunt ths dreams of many a fari maden.

So Sonya Li taked to him and gott to know him and tey whenty on a dhaty to the zoo and it was good date cause they got to feed the elpgangts and the tigers and gaint spiders and wooly rinos. But is there a dark secrate about Gabriel Skullhex that Sonya Li doesnt not know about?

Autheroes Notes: Gabriel Skullhex is really Nyarlathotep from Lovecraft storeias

So they did moar dateings and they did the a dates to the moon and cricus and cinmea. They also had grate sax mnay times. than a monstar attacked the city and it ewas up to Sonya Li do something so she was run to the secince dpartment in the unfiveriisity and spoke to DR. Grant and Dr. Grant sayed to her that it was ist the mad news and this monstar is Shub-Niggurath who is atacking with her thosuand yong and is gonna destroy the city and mkae pepole dye.

"She has a thousand yong? a thousand childern? I gues that is what haps when you have the two mcun sex and do not use conterception" Sonya Li sayed and everyone luthed cause this was a very funny joke that Sonya Li had made and it was funny and very amusing.

So the the city was under the acttkcer and it was time to sned out Jet Jaguar

Autheries Notas: I am not sure if mentioned this jet jaguar is muy fravroete Godzilla character Did you know that? I am thinking I may hav mentioned this vefore but i not two sure.

So Jet Jaguar whent out to fite the thosiuand goat movaer Sonya Li whent to find her boifeind. So Sonya Li whent in the Sonya Li battle tank that belongs to Sonya Li and is owned by Sonya Li. Sonya Li whenty thought the city and blew up the yong of shub-niggurath and than she destryed a pilla that landed on a mosnter and made go splat.

So then Sonya Li raced to the mansion penthouse that is on top of skycratper whernt the boyfreind of Sonya Li Gabriel Skullhex livered rite nao and she got there. "Gabriel Skullhex dearist darling we are bein atacked you must got to shelder adn I must help Jet Jagura procts the ctity and that mandkingd for victory".

But Gabriel Skullhex luthed an evil luth "hahahahaha I am evil and the humen race wil be destryed and you have falledn for my trap" and Sonya Li say "so you betrayed me?" and so Gabriel Skullhex sayed "yes indeed I did Sonya Li" and Sonya Li say "you pay for that" and she used her spsyci powers to dimanetl Gabriel Skullhex limb by limb but he reofmred and sayed "you want to no the truthed Sonya Li I am really Nyarlathotep and I am hete for revenge causee you destyryed Azathoth with that super weepon. I have always manilpte mankind and I did tha same to oyu Sonya Li." and htan he reveal his tue from.

So Sonya Li had to fite to survie using her power tactics and fighting power and stuff. So the were fiting and Sonya Li had to think fast or she whould be brown bread.

It weas a good job at this point that Jet Jagur had destroyed Shub-Niggurath and was nao redy to help Sonya Li fite the evil bad alien bad dude Nyarlathotep he did so Sonya Li and Jet Jaguar fort him and they won. They used the super weeponthan tthat was inverted by top sintiest form around the wrold and led by Dr. Grant to destroy Nyarlathotep for always and for ever.

"That was good job" say Sonya Li and all agree and than her reel boifeind Kichiro Kuro Kuroda came up and sayed that he had bean the fighting monstars on the stets. So it was all was whell and they good party with many fun time havning. So after good party at expensive ball room Kichiro Kuro Kuroda and Sonya Li whenty back to their manison and had good sex that was both get back together sex and valtines sex and save teh wrold sex. So it was the beast sex that Sonya Li an had it a longed time and it was very sexy times with much having sex and romance.

THE ROMANTIC ENDS

or Maybe to be countued next halloween.