"IT WAS A TYPICAL SUMMER'S DAY IN FROSTBITE FALLS AND ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE PRETTY BORED…UNTIL THE MAIL CAME IN THAT IS…"
"Rocky, WE WON!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, rushing into the living room and holding a letter.
"We…what?" Rocky asked, waking up from a small catnap on the couch in their living room.
"Member' that pie-eating contest we won a while back?" Bullwinkle asked.
"Yeah…" Rocky replied. "We both ate all 72 pies before the clock ran out…I was up to my ears in cherry fillin'…"
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(Last week)
"—THE WINNERS OF THE TENTH ANNUAL FROSTBITE FALLS PIE-EATING CONTEST!!" The announcer exclaimed, lifting up a severely bloated Rocky and Bullwinkle's hands.
"Bleh…" Rocky moaned. "I…don't like…food anymore…"
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(Now…)
"I had to go on such a diet…" Rocky shuddered.
"Well, our PRIZE finally came in!" Bullwinkle cheerfully squealed.
"YES SIR, THAT LETTER THAT BULLWINKLE HELD WITHIN HIS HANDS HAD THEIR PRIZE FOR WINNING. THE PRIZE IN PARTICULAR?!"
"A TWO-WEEK, ALL-EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO JAMAICA ON THE SS. TOM CRUISE SHIP!" Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed in unison.
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(*ship's horn sfx*)
"AND SO, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE STOOD BY THE DOCKS IN CONNETICUT, READY TO EMBARK ON THE S.S. TOM CRUISE SHIP…."
"Oh man this is gonna be AWESOME!" Rocky exclaimed to Bullwinkle, helping him haul some of their luggage up the gangplank.
"Yep!" Bullwinkle smiled. "I hear this boat not only has swimmin', yoga, a full-service spa, a buffet, a casino, and a movie theater, but a ROLLERCOASTER, BUNGEE JUMPING, ROCK CLIMBING, SKYDIVING, AND A LOUNGE!" He exclaimed, grabbing Rocky by the shoulders.
"Well then, lets get started!" Rocky smiled. "What d'ya wanna do first?"
"Is EVERYTHING acceptable?" Bullwinkle asked.
"Sure is, friendo, it sure is!" Rocky replied, grabbing the luggage and Bullwinkle, running into the massive boat.
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"MEANWHILE, BELOW THE DECKS OF THE SS. TOM, FEARLESS LEADER CALLED BORIS AND NATASHA…who had assumed the identities of Captain and first mate in order to kill their adversaries."
"Ees ewerysink ready?" Fearless Leader asked from Boris' video watch.
"Sure ees, right Netesha?" Boris chuckled.
"Aye-aye "Cap'n"…" Natasha chuckled as well. "Ees gut ting ve on de ocean, makes eet easier to dispose of müse and skurrl corpses.."
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "You Yacht'a Know", OR "Cruise Control"!"
