(Or "Cruise Control")

"THE NEXT DAY, AFTER THEIR FIRST DAY OF FUN, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE AWOKE IN THEIR BEAUTIFUL HOTEL ROOM, EAGER TO START THEIR EPIC TIME ON THE SS. TOM!"

"You up, buddy?" Rocky asked, pushing on a still-sleeping Bullwinkle.

"Ah…just five more minutes, mom…"

Bullwinkle groaned, turning over while in the bed.

"…Y'know they've got a free breakfast buffet, right?" Rocky asked, then moved closer to the moose's ear. "With PANCAKES."

"THAT IMMEDIATELY DID IT. BULLWINKLE SHOT OUT OF THE BED, GRABBED ROCKY, AND DASHED DOWNSTAIRS TO THE DINING AREA…"

"One of everything, please!" Bullwinkle spoke as soon as he and Rocky arrived at the dining area.

"Comin' right up!" The waitress cheerfully replied.

"MORE WAITERS AND WAITRESSES SHOWED UP FOR BULLWINKLE, DELIVERING WHAT SEEMED LIKE ENDLESS GLASSES OF ORANGE JUICE, AS WELL AS MULTIPLE PLATES OF PANCAKES, BACON, SAUSAGE, OMELETTES, CINNAMON ROLLS, STRAWBERRIES, UNTIL--"

"uuuGHH..." Bullwinkle moaned, patting his now-gigantic stomach. "I really overdid it this time..."

"Did you know there's also a pool here?" Rocky asked, having just finished his strawberry French toast and organic blueberry smoothie.

"A POOL?!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, his stomach deflating back to normal within a fraction of a second. "Oh, I dunno, Rock, I just ate...should probably wait an hour, I'll get a cramp..."

"THE POOL WAS A GLORIOUS VAST EXPANSE OF CHLORINATED WATER, PRIMED FOR WHOEVER WANTED TO SWIM WITHIN…"

"Rocky, stand aside…" Bullwinkle spoke, positioning himself at the front of the pool. He then moved back a little. "—CAAAANON-BALLLLLLLLLLLL!!" He hollered.

"BULLWINKLE RAN TOWARDS THE POOL AT BREAK-NECK SPEED AND LEAPT INTO THE AIR AS HIGH AS HE COULD POSSIBLY LEAP…ROCKY WATCHED FROM BELOW, RELATIVELY FRIGHTENED…"

"Be careful!" He called, but Bullwinkle could barely even hear him.

"MEANWHILE, DIRECTLY BELOW THE SPOT IN THE POOL WHERE BULLWINKLE WAS ABOUT TO DIVE INTO, WERE BORIS AND NATASHA…"

"Mweheheh!" Boris exclaimed from within his scuba helmet. "Vhen müse lands een pool, ve unleash HELL!" He gestured to a large cage…with an electric eel inside.

"Oh, dollink, ees goink to be sometink SHOCKINK for sure.." Natasha replied, feeling exceptionally devious.

(*SPLOOSH!*)

"AS SOON AS BULLWINKLE PLUNGED INTO THE DEEP END, NATASHA OPENED THE CAGE AND RELEASED THE EEL...WHICH TOOK A COMPLETE 180 AND SWAM BACK TO BORIS AND NATASHA, SHOCKING THEM INSTEAD!"

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Yeah Buoy!" OR "Here's my number, so Call Me, Wavy?"