"And now, it's time for—" Rocky started to speak.
Suddenly, the lights went dark, and Bullwinkle appeared in a puff of smoke.
"MADAME BULLWINKLE, FORTUNE TELLER EXTRAORDINAIRE!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, dressed in a fortune teller's outfit (complete with turban and crystal ball). "Now, STARE, into my crystal ball, and I shall reveal all…"
Rocky looked at the ball, Bullwinkle rubbed it, humming.
"Are you getting a reading?" Rocky asked.
"I see….I seee that next you're going to say "And now…for something we hope you'll really likeeee…"" Bullwinkle moaned. "WooooooOOOOooo…"
"Well, that's correct!" Rocky replied, then faced the audience. "Now here's something we hope you'll really like!"
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Dudley Do-Right in: "Family Tree"
"AH, THE DO-RIGHT FAMILY TREE. A LEGACY OF GREAT HEROES, MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE. WHY, THIS FAMILY TREE OF THE GREATEST HEROES IN CANADA DATES ALL THE WAY BACK TO PREHISTORY!"
(Scene cuts to a prehistoric, deciduous landscape.)
"WHY, IN THE YEAR 9, IN PREHISTORIC CANADA WAS WHEN OG, THE ANCESTOR OF DUDLEY DO-RIGHT FIRST DEFEATED THE EVIL GOG WHIPLASH…"
(A caveman ancestor of Dudley bonks the head of a caveman ancestor of Snidely with a club.)
"—OOMPH!"
"Justice win again." The cave-Mountie grinned.
"LET'S JUMP OVER TO THE MID-17TH CENTURY, WHERIN WEALTHY FRENCH ARISTOCRAT D'AVIGNON DEAUX-RIGHT (Dudley's Great-Great-Great Grandfather) FIRST ARRIVED IN WHAT WOULD SOON BE KNOWN AS CANADA. D'AVIGNON WOULD DISCOVER THERE WERE MANY EXCITING THINGS IN THE NEW WORLD….such as Dudley's Yup'ik Great-great-great-grandmother, Clear Sky."
"SACRÉ BLEU!" D'avignon (who was very well-dressed in the finest suit) exclaimed upon noticing Clear Sky. "C'est une jolie Canadien d'origine!"
"Hello…" Clear Sky spoke, clearly enamored with the strange Frenchman. "Welcome to our land, stranger.."
"CLEAR SKY AND D'AVIGNON EVENTUALLY MARRIED, AND SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE AFTER A FEW CENTURIES CAME DUDLEY'S FATHER, PRAISE-BE DO-RIGHT, WHO MARRIED SOON-TO BE MOM OF DUDLEY (and first ever female Mountie), DEIDRE!"
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"And that's pretty much my entire family tree, Nell!" Dudley exclaimed, closing the utterly enormous book involving the history of his family.
"Wow…" Nell replied. She was a little weirded out to say anything. "Okay…uh…I just wanted to ask if you wanted to go on a date, didn't need to hear your whole life's story.."
"But my life's story is wonderful, is it not?" Dudley replied, posing heroically. "A legacy of heroes and I'm the latest to carry it on…"
"DUDLEY THEN NOTICED SNIDELY WAS MAKING A RUN FOR IT FROM THE JAIL, HE GRABBED A MASSIVE, WOODEN CLUB AND BONKED SNIDELY ON THE HEAD."
"Justice win again." Dudley proudly stood with one foot on Snidely's head.
End.
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"And now, back to the show!"
