One day in Unikingdom, a package arrived at the castle's front door. Unikitty comes out and gasps upon finding it, "Oh my gosh! It's here!" she shouts before jumping into the package, followed by it's sides falling open to reveal a new leaf blower strapped to her back, "I finally got my new leaf blower!" She then runs around the castle grounds blowing on random objects.
Puppycorn then walks up to her, "Hey sis, what'cha up too?" he asked.
"Puppycorn, I just got my new leaf blower!" she says, proudly displaying it to him.
"Me too!" he said, showing off a leaf blower similar to his sisters'. They then proceeded to play around with them, blowing on objects and even each other. While this was happening, Richard was on the castle's roof doing some cleaning.
He noticed them playing and called out to them, "Guys, what are you doing?"
"Hey Richard, we're playing with our new leaf blowers!" Unikitty called back while waving the blower component around.
"Playing... with a leaf blower? I'm sorry Princess, but that is the most ridiculous and childish activity that I've ever heard of." Richard said.
"But it's fun." Unikitty said.
"Oh, please. How could one possibly have fun with one of those oversized hairdryers?" Richard asked.
"Like this!" Unikitty said before using her leaf blower to suck up the castle's horn tower, causing it to deform the blowers containment unit into a horn shape.
"Princess!" Richard shouted.
"Or like this!" Puppycorn said before sucking up the eye windows with his blower, causing it have a rounded shape.
"Let's do Hawkodile's house." Unikitty suggested before walking away with Puppycorn, only to find their path blocked by a hole that was in the process of being dug. From out of the hole came Richard, who was holding a shovel with his telekinesis and wearing an angry expression while breathing heavily. He even had steam coming coming out of him. "Whoa Richard, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter." Unikitty said.
"Put the windows back." Richard said in a somewhat forceful tone.
"Not to worry Richard, we're on your side." Unikitty said before she and Puppycorn switched their blowers to 'blow' and aimed at the castle, "Easy now." Unikitty said before the items they sucked up suddenly blew out at a fast speed and completely obliterated the castle.
"Princess," Richard began as debris began to fall around them, "this is the final straw. I am retiring from my position as the castle caretaker. I am going to move so far away, that I will be able brag about it. I will-" a piece of the castle hit him before he continued, "I will take out my brain stem, carry it to the middle of the next four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, and go on living where I do now."
At that point, the TV fell near them and turned on. A 1x3 brick announcer appeared on the screen, he wore glasses and a bowtie and was sitting at a desk, "Hi there, is this the final straw? Do you want to move so far away that you want to be able to brag about it?" he asked as Richard moved closer to the screen, "Do you want to take out your brain stem, carry it to the middle of the next three-way-"
"Four-way." Richard corrected.
"four-way intersection and skip rope with it, and go on living where you do now? Then move to-" the announcer started to say before the screen turned static. This was due to Puppycorn holding the remote.
"I hate this channel." he said.
"No, no!" Richard said before taking the remote from him and turning it back to the announcer.
"Brickswell Acres. Where leisurely living meets a practical environment." the announcer finished before a kissing noise played.
Richard was floating down a paved path leading to Brickswell Acres, carrying a battered suitcase and his violin with him. The path led him to the gate of the community, which was surrounded by a tall, green wall. He pressed the intercom beside the gate, resulting in a voice sounding out, "Hello, can I help you?" it asked.
"Yes, I would like to obtain residency in your community?" Richard asked.
"Are you, or have you ever been identified as a cat?" the voice asked.
"No."
"What about a-"
"No, no dog. Just a normal, average, peace-loving-" Richard started to say before a rumbling started, followed by the gates opening. It revealed the community consisted of rows upon rows of similar, suburban-style houses. Richard stared in awe as he walked through the streets, passing by a park area with many other 1x3 bricks all going about their businesses, "Heaven at last." he said to himself before bumping into another brick wearing a blue scarf.
"Oh, sorry about that sir. I must not have been paying attention." he said.
"No, I believe it's my fault. I was the one not paying attention." Richard said.
"Well, considering that both of us weren't paying attention, I believe that we are both at fault." the brick said before floating away.
Richard stared at him in bewilderment for a while before turning around with a smile, "This place is even better than I thought." he said. He then started walking down one of the rows of houses, looking for his, "302, 303, and 304. Beautiful." he said before opening the door and looking around, "And not a pink castle in sight." he said before heading inside and closing the door.
That night, Richard tucked himself into bed with his violin at his side, "Goodnight Vio, tomorrow we begin life anew." he said before getting comfortable. At that moment, the phone beside his bed rang, causing him to pick it up, "Yes, hello?" he answered. On the other end was garbled nonsense in the sound of Unikitty's voice, "Princess, I think I made it clear that I am not moving back there. I am finally among my own kind." he answered. This resulted in more garbles before Richard interrupted, "Now, goodbye." he said before hanging up. Back at the castle, Unikitty hung up the phone before Puppycorn started speaking in garbles in the form of a question, and Unikitty answering it in garbles as well.
The next morning, Richard floated out of his house before taking in deep breath and letting it out, "I think I'll ride my new bike today." he said before getting his bike and riding along the sidewalk. "I'm my own man." he said before bumping into something, which turned out to be other residents riding their bikes in a straight line, "Now these people know how to live." Richard said as he continued to ride along. His journey eventually took him to the community's local supermarket, where he parked his bike outside before going in. He floated down aisles, looking at everything in stock, "Wow, there's so many options. I wonder if they have- *gasp* They have it, Canned Bread!" he said while picking out the can from a shelf, "This place is great!"
Richard then walked out of the store with his purchase, "Now then, I wonder if they have a- *gasp* A ballroom dance studio!" he said upon noticing a building with other residents dancing inside. He went inside and joined them, moving in sync with their moves. It was evening when Richard came out of the studio, "The only thing that would make this place even better would be if they had- *gasp* A violin trio!" he said upon noticing a gazebo with three residents wearing bowties all playing violins. Richard took out his violin and joined them, playing throughout the evening.
The next day, Richard exited his home and took a deep breath, "I think I'll ride my bike today." he said before encountering the same line of bike-riding residents as yesterday, "Oh look, everyone decided to ride their bike today." he said. Also like yesterday, he went to the supermarket and bought some canned bread, then going to the ballroom dance studio, before joining the violin trio. The next day was the same, bike riding, supermarket, dance studio, violin. The cycle kept continuing day after day, with Richard growing progressively tired with each passing day. One day, he suddenly stopped when playing with the violin trio, "Yeah, I don't feel like playing my violin today." he said before floating away.
The next day, Richard was sitting on a bench in the park area, looking a little depressed and bored, "Well, I've done it. They might as well rename this place 'Richard's Paradise.' Or perhaps, too much paradise." he said before sulking. He noticed the sound of a leaf blower, "Princess?" he said while looking in the direction of the sound, only to find a maintenance worker wearing a red hat using a leaf blower. Richard once again sulks in disappointment. The worker then stops what he's doing and takes off the leaf blower before putting a 'Do Not Touch' sign on it before floating away.
Richard stares as the unguarded blower for a moment, dismissing the thoughts he had before looking away. He then suddenly turns back and floats towards it. He turns it on for a second, causing him to chuckle slightly. He then whistles and looks away while flinging the sign away with his telekinesis, "Whoops." he said nonchalantly. He then picks up the blower component and prepares to use it, only to find a headband-wearing resident staring at him with a judgmental look. Richard then turns on the machine and pretends to work the blower properly, "Yep, just getting the leaves." he says while the resident floats away.
Richard then quickly brings the blower back to the bench he was sitting on and straps it to himself before moving the blower under him and turning it on, causing him to float in the air without his powers. He then placed it directly on his underside and turned it on, making him puff up with air before turning it off, causing him to laugh. He then pointed it left and turned it on, causing to slide one way on the bench, before turning it to the other side and the same thing happened, this time causing him to fall of the bench and land upside down while laughing harder.
His antics got the attention of two other resident who were playing croquet near by, one of them male with glasses, and the other female with a bowl haircut, "Pardon me, could you keep it down over there?" the male said.
"Didn't know they let those kinds of people in here now." the female said, prompting both her and and her friend to laugh while bobbing up and down in the air. In retaliation, Richard set the blower to 'suck' and used it to suck up their croquet supplies, causing him to laugh.
"Hey, that's not funny!" the male shouted.
At this moment, the scarf-wearing resident that Richard bumped into on his first day arrived. He was carrying a violin with him, "What's going on here?" he asked.
"It's that guy, he's playing with the leaf blower." the female resident said while looking at Richard.
"Playing... with a leaf blower. That is the most ridiculous and childish activity that I ever heard of." the scarf resident said.
"But it's fun!" Richard said.
The scarf citizen chuckled before saying, "How can you possibly have fun with one of those oversized hair dryers."
"Like this." Richard said before sucking up the violin the resident was holding, causing it to sound out inside.
"Ahh! Give it back, please!" The resident shouted before Richard blew the instrument back in his face, causing an indentation. Richard laughed maniacally before causing more chaos with the blower, including sucking up the eyes and head studs of two more residents before blowing them back, resulting in one of them now having head studs for eyes and the the other having two pairs of eyes.
"What are you looking at?" the head stud eyes resident asked.
"Those." their friend said.
Meanwhile, Unikitty and Puppycorn were walking up to the community's gate, "Alright little bro, let's get Richard back. Do you have our apology cake?" she asked, causing Puppycorn to produce a cake with pink frosting, the word 'sorry' spelled on it with purple frosting. He stuffed it into his tail, causing it to deform into a cake shape, "We're ready!" she said.
"Yay!" Puppycorn said.
Unikitty pressed the button on the intercom and the voice came on, "Hello, can I help you?" it asked.
"Could I get a large extra slice?" Puppycorn asked.
"But you just ate three orders of deep fried buffalo skins." Unikitty said.
Puppycorn then sighed in satisfaction, his breath going into the intercom, "Deep fried buffalo skin..." he said.
Inside the security room, a 1x3 brick wearing a security cap and mustache was looking at them through the screens and speaking into a microphone, "I'm sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here." he said before turning to his partner, a brick who also wore a security cap along with a pair of shades, "He's not leaving our Ville, you got your nightstick ready?" he asked before both them caught of whiff of Puppycorn's breath, "Deep fried buffalo skins! Uhhh..." the mustachioed guard said before he and his partner fainted, with him landing on the gate controls, causing them to open.
"Well, I guess we'll have to order inside." Puppycorn said.
Meanwhile, Richard was floating throughout the community while being chased by a mob of residents. He floated by three houses, sucking the chimneys off each of them while laughing. Unikitty and Puppycorn were walking through the streets, being on the lookout for Richard, "He has to be around here somewhere." Unikitty said before Richard floated by them, "Hey, that looked like Richard!" she said before the mob of residents rushed by, "That looked like Richard also, in angry mob form."
Richard eventually found himself in a dead end, "Hold it right there Mr. Richard!" a security brick said, the mob right behind him.
"Stay back! I have gardening tools!" Richard said while pointing the blower at them.
"Here." the guard said while handing Richard a piece of paper.
He took it and asked. "What is it?"
"A well-thought out and organized list of complaints!" the guard said, eliciting angry yelling from the crowd.
Unikitty and Puppycorn eventually caught up with them, "Look Puppycorn, its Richard!" Unikitty exclaimed while pointing out one of the residents from the mob who looked like Richard from behind. She ran up to him and hugged him, revealing that he had a handlebar mustache, "Oh Richard, we're so glad we found you!" she said.
"Get off me! And I'm not Richard." the resident said while pushing Unikitty away.
"Are you Richard now?" Puppycorn asked.
"Listen everyone, I'm doing you all a favor! This town should be destroyed! Or at least painted a different color." Richard said.
"FYI, you don't have to live here you know." the guard said, resulting in a surprised expression from Richard.
"You're right! And I'm leaving A.S.A.P.!" Richard said.
"Are you Richard?" Unikitty asked a resident with a hat.
"No."
"Are you Richard?" she asked a resident with a earrings.
"No."
"Are you Richard?" Puppycorn asked a fire hydrant, "That's OK, take your time."
"Any one of these Richards could be the real Richard little bro." Unikitty said while walking up to Puppycorn. Suddenly, the sound of rocket taking off could be heard as Richard used the leaf blower to fly at high speed into the air and out of the community while laughing happily, "Well, one things for sure, it sure isn't that guy." she said while watching him take off.
