(Or "I'm not Shore"!)
"WELL, THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE IN QUITE THE PICKLE—ROCKY WAS SUBMERGED SOMEWHERE IN THE SEA, AND BULLWINKLE WAS OFF GAMBLING IN THE CRUISE CASINO, NO THANKS TO "Jimmy Changa"—"
"Alias Boris Badenov!" Boris replied, relaxing in a hammock as Natasha handed him a piña colada.
"THE PRESSURE OF THE WATER WAS STARTING TO GET TO ROCKY, AND THE LITTLE SQUIRREL KNEW HE HAD TO ACT FAST IN ORDER TO NOT DROWN."
"Mmphm!" Rocky exclaimed, still trying to break free.
"ROCKY THEN NOTICED AN AIR BUBBLE, HE PLACED HIS HEAD INTO IT AND SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, THEN LET THE BUBBLE FLOAT UP TO THE SURFACE. MEANWHILE, BULLWINKLE WAS STILL IN THE SHIP'S CASINO, GAMBLING ON A PARTICULAR MACHINE CALLED "Posideon's Bounty"!"
("More, more, more" by Rachel Stevens plays)
"Ooh, how do you like your love?
Ooh, how do you like your love?"
"Oh, big money big monayyyyy…" Bullwinkle rubbed his hands together.
"ONE, TWO, THREE PEARL IMAGES APPEARED ON THE SLOTS."
"YEAH BABY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.
"BULLWINKLE COLLECTED YET ANOTHER JACKPOT, PLACING HIS WINNINGS INTO A HUGE WHEELBARROW THAT A CRUISE WORKER HAULED UP TO HIS AND ROCKY'S CRUISE SUITE."
"More, more, more
How do you like it? How do you like it?
More, more, more
How do you like it? How do you like it?
More, more, more
How do you like it? How do you like it?"
"THE BUBBLE ROCKY YELLED INTO FLOATED INSIDE THE CRUISE AND THEN POPPED."
"BUULLLLL-WINK-KLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Rocky's voice shouted.
"I gotta save Rocky!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, finally snapping out of his gambling stupor.
"BULLWINKLE DASHED FOR THE OCEAN, DIVING FROM THE STARBOARD BOW INTO THE SEAS. USING EVERY OUNCE OF MUSCLE HE COULD MUSTER, HE SWAM AND SWAM, AND EVENTUALLY HE FOUND ROCKY AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. HE THEN SHOT UP TO THE SURFACE, CARRYING ROCKY IN HIS ARMS."
"I gotcha Rocky…" Bullwinkle held the little squirrel in his arms, pressing down on his body until he got air in his lungs once more.
"AFTER A FEW MINUTES ROCKY JOLTED TO LIFE, GASPING FOR AIR."
"W-where's the boat?" Rocky asked.
"Oh, it's just right over there—" Bullwinkle replied, noticing the ship was now MILES from them. "SHOOT, WE MISSED IT!"
"Not yet we haven't!" Rocky smiled. "You're forgetting I'm a flying squirrel."
"Oh, yeah." Bullwinkle replied.
"AND WITH THAT, ROCKY FLEW BULLWINKLE ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CRUISE SHIP. MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Feelin' Nauti-cal" OR "Marooned 5!"!"
