"Rasta of Characters"
(Or "These puns will make me Jah-bless")
"WELL THE LAST TIME WE SAW OUR FEARLESS, HEROIC DUO, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD ARRIVED IN JAMAICA AND WERE EXTREMELY EAGER TO SEE THE SIGHTS."
"Hey, what is curry goat?" Rocky asked a dreadlocked food vendor, trying a plate of said goat.
"It's goat an' curry, little squirrel mon, I tink dat's pretty obvious." The vendor replied.
"Well it's delicious..." Rocky replied, smiling.
"MEANWHILE, BORIS AND NATASHA EMERGED FROM THE SEA WITH THEIR NEXT EVIL PLAN..."
"Prepare to face de SHARK LAUNCHER!!" Boris exclaimed, whipping out and pointing said gun directly at Rocky and Bullwinkle.
"Really?" Natasha replied, folding her arms across her chest. "Dat vas best yu cahn come up vith?"
"I vork vith vhat I got, honeybun…" Boris replied, giving Nat a little kiss.
"HE FIRED A MASSIVE SHARK DIRECTLY AT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, THE TWO OF THEM WERE BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THIS…"
"Hey look a shell!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, ducking out of the way of the shark launcher, dragging Rocky along with him.
"INSTEAD OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, THE SHARK WAS NOW EATING THE DREADS OF THE CURRY GOAT VENDOR."
"Oh no mon, just when I was gettin' ova me irrational fear..." the vendor spoke from within the mouth of the shark.
"RASKOLNIKOV!" Boris exclaimed. "SO CLOSE!"
"Ey!" The vendor exclaimed, removing the shark from his head. "Are you de mon dat be shootin' dis ting at me?"
"Uh...well, I--" Boris stammered.
"THE JAMAICAN SHOVED THE SHARK OVER BORIS AND NATASHA AND KICKED THEM INTO THE WATER."
"Irie! I always wanted to do dat!" The vendor replied. "Mi love th' Rocky an' Bullwinkle show...blessings of Jah to you Mista Narrator."
"THANK YOU SO MUCH. AND SO, NEEDLESS TO SAY, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ENJOYED THE REST OF THEIR JAMAICAN VACATION. MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"
End.
Music:
- "Beneath de Ocean"
("Under the Sea" parody)
- "More, More, More"
(Rachel Stevens Version)
