The chirping of birds wakes me up. Which is strange because I don't own any birds. Opening my eyes I see… the sky? Not my ceiling but the actual cloudless sky. Which is also weird because last night it was raining.

Huh.

Wait a minute why am I naked? WHERES MY DICK!? "AAAHHHHHH" I scream, but, it didn't sound like a scream, more like a roar. What in the hell?

Ok, I was kidnapped, my dick was stolen. Now I've been thrown off in who knows where to die! I try to yell for help but all that came out was "Hrrrrrghp".

So I guess my voice box was stolen too? Damn. Standing up I look around to see gigantic tress. They're so big I cant even see the end of them. Damn. Wait what is that on the ground? Is that… grass? Its so small its like moss. This place is strange.

Alright, what did my dad say? Pick a direction and go or was it find water and go downstream? Oh dear. Well since they're is no water I'll pick a direction, how about… that way!

Its been at least 10 minutes and I still haven't found anything of worth. No water, no people, no food either. Is this where I die? Damn, at least let me tell my parents I love them again, at least let me beat my friends in beyblade again. You know, the important stuff.

Then I heard a soft, long grunting sound. It must be a deer! I look around only to find no deer. Then I look down, what the hell? Why is it so small? I pick up the deer as gentle as I can, it struggles as much as a deer can but it doesn't do much. I take a good look at it. Yup thats a dear. I put down delicately. It runs off behind me.

What. The. Hell. Why was that deer so tiny? It was like the size of my index finger. Ok maybe this just a really vivid dream, but still. It FELT real!

I must be going insane.

I keep walking, I mean what else can I do? Oh well. WAIT. I see a person! He's also naked. He also as tall as my knee. Weird dream huh. He turns around, revealing a big dumb smile on his face. Ok how am I gonna do this. Its not like I can talk, so maybe if I do charades? I hold up three fingers, then I wave my arms around trying to say 'Where are we?'.

After a while he turns around and walks off. That piece of shit. How dare he I'm trying to survive here! I walk to him, turn him around and slap his face.

His jaw flys off of his face. He falls to the floor. Holy shit! I don't remember being that strong. "Sroiy!" I try to say sorry but my voice still isn't cooperating.

His face starts steaming, and after a while he stands up and he…looks completely fine. No way. Im in disbelief, how can anyone recover from that? Wait. I notice now that he also has no dick.

Wait this kind of reminds me of that one anime, Attack on Titan. Wait, either I'm dreaming about anime or…

"RAAAAAHHHHHH!" Son of a BITCH. I got fucking isekai'd to this shithole. Why couldn't it be My Little Pony or Captain Tsubasa or some other show where people dont DIE every 5 fucking seconds AAAAH!

I start beating the shit out of the titan in front of me out of anger. I then crush his nape. Even after all that I'm still not tired. Fuck I'm a pure titan too.

Ok calm down, think, what should I do now? Should I change canon? Should I save everyone? Then I remember all the people that died. All the people that suffered because of Marley. Yeah, I'll save them.

Now that thats decided, I'll have to figure out what year Im in and the best way to do that is to find the walls. If wall Maria is breached then I know its at least at the start of cannon.

So, which way to the wall?