Many days and many nights have passed since I came here, heres what I learned.
-I sleep 9 minutes after sundown
-I wake up 4 minutes after sunrise
-I stay awake the whole night if there's a full moon
-I have black hair and piss yellow eyes
-There are both gigantic and small (to me) trees
-I cant regenerate parts that I don't have so no voice box or dick
-I don't need to eat or drink
and, cannon has already started.
Yeah I found the walls and the…entrance. It was massive hole with titans in it. It smelt like blood. So not very good.
I also didn't find any living people so it probably been awhile since it happened. On a lighter not I can hum! So i can say 'hm' and 'hmph' and I can hum my favorite songs!
I tried exploring wall Rose but the cannons said other wise when I got too close.
For the past 2 days I've been exploring the giant forrest so I hide from the survey corps and specifically Levi. I don't plan on dying if I want to save everyone. Then I can introduce donuts to the population.
Hey, whats that smell? It smells weird, but familiar. I walk towards it, its just around the corner after all and I'm bored. Now lets see what all this smell is about. I see a 6 meter titan bowing to- YO, its Ilse from the OVA. Oh shit she's screaming at it now, oh god please stop I hate it when women yell.
Ok enough watching, that titan is about to pounce. I run forward and punt its head off of its body, then promptly step on its nape.
"…'another titan killed it. Maybe to steal its meal? Its easily over 15 meters tall, hair as black as ink and eyes as yellow as lemons. Its not making a move, an abnormal? Its just staring at me. Perfectly neutral expression.'" She wrote frantically as if these were the last moments of here life.
Awwww shes soooo cuuuute, dawww I just wanna pinch her cheeks. That would likely crush he skull so I won't… for now. I move to get a closer look at her. AWWW I forgot she has the cuuutest freckles dawwww.
"…'it suddenly got closer. Almost as if appraising me. Its now sporting a small smile, not a malevolent or sinister but its almost friendly'."
Yeah I just can't help myself she too cute. Alright lets try this, breathe in, vibrate the throat muscles, open your mouth and "Heugh".
Awwww she looks so cute when she's confused. Ok so speaking is still a no go. Lets try waving.
"…'it started waving at me, it can't talk like the other one but it appears to be intelligent at least in human customs' hey can you understand me. 'I inquire of its understanding, it nods!' Are you going to eat me? 'I inquire it of its intentions, it shakes his head!'."
Well at least she doesn't think I'm going to kill her. Although I don't like being referred to as an it. I guess it can't be helped.
"Caaghn yiuu waak?"
"'It asks if I can walk, but its speech is slurred and forced.' Yes I can walk, what are you going to do with me?".
"Heughlp". Awww, she looks so cute when she looks relieved and hopeful. Oh dear now she's crying. I awkwardly pat her on the back with my finger. Alright lets get her out of here. I pick her up tenderly. She looks surprised and apprehensive but I can understand.
"Oh my god! I can't believe I'm saved. Thank you sir thank you thank you thank you!" Aww she's soo cute when she's happy.
"Naehm?" I already knew it but I can't be creepy. "Oh right, my name is Ilse Langnar I'm a soldier of the survey corps".
Awwww. "Wauegh?" Although I'm sad to see her go, it has to be done.
"Are offering to take me to the wall? Yes! Thank you!" Alright I guess I'm going to go to the wall. Alright to the wall I go. I took off as fast as I could. Ilse yelped adorably.
Oh dear but how am I going to get her over the wall? I'll figure it out later, or maybe Ilse will come up with something.
Ok we're at the wall now. Uhh.
"Hey sir, you can leave me at the pulley." Oh thanks Ilse. I out her on the pulley and dart off. Don't wan't to get shot.
Ilse POV
Okay, what the hell? I still cant believe this, I have to report this to Commander Smith. First, where am I?
